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One feels one shall buy you a bottle of Barcardi 151 (see a few posts above) as a crongratultion for showing that JF what for By Jove!

Truly a fitting way to celebrate my becoming a minister. I shall need a suit, of course old boy. Would you be so kind as to do the honours?

I'd love to be Minister Of English Transport. Those Jahhhhgwaaaars are just spiffing. Fits in nicely with ones degree too. By the way what's with all the spirit drinking? We should all be on real ale. I'm a member of CAMRA and I suggest you all get yourselves a nice bottle of Riggwelter (if you can find it anywhere) or a nice pint of Black Sheep. That's proper English beer, none of this namby pamby European muck!

At 6/3/04 04:43 PM, scratchscientist wrote:

:That's proper English beer, none of this namby pamby European muck!

I don't like Beer, Lager or Wine, Minister. I do have the occasional tipple of Cider (Proper Scrumpy, mind) or I stick to English spirits (Well, Scotland IS part of England) with Scotch or distilled Cider. I think it's about 65% Abv.

Great shtuff *hic*

old ye england, one misses you. one hopes that one shall see my old chaps once more, for this 'spain' has no:

crumpets
hot cross buns
decent chewing gum
decent television
chnease/indian takeaway
FISH N CHIPS!!!

At 6/3/04 04:49 PM, darkmaster2000 wrote: old ye england, one misses you. one hopes that one shall see my old chaps once more, for this 'spain' has no:

crumpets
hot cross buns
decent chewing gum
decent television
chnease/indian takeaway
FISH N CHIPS!!!

Ah, but is it also true, old chap, that Spain has a darn sight less rain than England?

Ah, but is it also true, old chap, that Spain has a darn sight less rain than England?

but home is where the heart is, and, after today (too damn hot), one wishes for more rain. as one and ones fellows are dying of heat.

At 6/3/04 03:57 PM, EtonBoy wrote: *Shakes head* CC we need YOU!

I say old bean for what is one needed for, if you are looking for a minister of food one will give it a lot of throught what what.

At 6/3/04 03:55 PM, dVus wrote:

and if yu americans post we'll duff you in the noggin!

duff? thats birtish? u say that over there?

***LeapOfFaith's English ~ American Dictionary***

Duff: In this context the word meant to hit or thump. NOT a brand of bear from the Simpsons.

Noggin: Head
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i dunno, you sound pretty freakin american yourself.

OK the last fucking time. This is a JOKE thread, a FUCKING JOKE THREAD. Do you understand me? Can idea that this thred is built on satire penetrate your thick skull? DOES THAT COMPUTE?

End Message_

Now fuck off!

At 6/3/04 03:17 PM, EtonBoy wrote: That sound suspisiously like Bitter bleurgh,

What is wrong with bitter, one does enjoy a pint of Bank's, but it is still not a touch on ones brandy what. Brandy maybe french, but it is damn good stuff what.

What ho chaps. one will take up the postion of Minister of Food, and one will keep English food safe from the forgein rubbish what what.

I am the son, of the son, of the son, of the son, of the son, of the son, of the son, of the son that you sent here for stealing a loaf of bread.

You scally wags

At 6/3/04 12:58 PM, EtonBoy wrote: One belives that we must come up with more positions since we only have three PM, Minister of thread interferers and Minister of class(most important one believe), one thinks that after C83's comments on the beer or sex thread he should be appointed minister for beer and totty though we must have more positions filled, come on chaps rack your brains.

One would be happy to take the position of Minister for Sarcastic Comments, if you would be so kind as to bestow the honour upon me. ChefCoop is already Minister for Food, LeapOfFaith should be Minister for Common Sense, darkmaster2000 should be the Minister for Homesickness, Joka is no doubt Minister for Englishness (and class), Coop83 is Minister for Being Drunk On Duty, etc.

At 6/4/04 05:05 AM, DAmainman wrote:

One would be happy to take the position of Minister for Sarcastic Comments, if you would be so kind as to bestow the honour upon me. LeapOfFaith should be Minister for Common Sense, darkmaster2000 should be the Minister for Homesickness, Joka is no doubt Minister for Englishness (and class), Coop83 is Minister for Being Drunk On Duty, etc.

One thinks you will find EtonBoy is Minister for class and that Joxa is the party leader.

At 6/4/04 03:38 AM, Noctoadal wrote: I am the son, of the son, of the son, of the son, of the son, of the son, of the son, of the son that you sent here for stealing a loaf of bread.

One still can't see what you are getting at mister ozzy. If your family is the type to get court up in crime you get what you deserve what what.

At 11/27/02 01:59 PM, Joxa wrote: Hello chaps!

I was just peeking at the BBS when one noticed that most of the chaps are american! I know its MADDD isnt it? So i decided to make this post. As you chaps can see its all very english and one hopes it becomes a very popular post! So all u english chaps! lets make this the best post ever! and if yu americans post we'll duff you in the noggin!

What what!

Ohhh! gracious i forgot! Tea and crumpets for all! and scones!

for fuck sake! no english person actually speaks like that! well except for the people who have shitloads of money! and there are still exceptions then. . . . bluddy bollock.
im english. im not common but im not posh. trust me you want common go 20 mins down my road you'll find common. & posh people? hmm. . . spose there are some in london. but buisness men dont speak posh either. bah i hate this thread.

**runs around the room holding open scissors**

At 6/4/04 05:17 AM, phoeniX_btp wrote:

At 11/27/02 01:59 PM, Joxa wrote:

Ohhh! gracious i forgot! Tea and crumpets for all! and scones!

for fuck sake! no english person actually speaks like that! well except for the people who have shitloads of money!

One is getting tried of saying this, but if one must. Right all of us chaps on this post are English and we know that only the rich talk like this. This thread is a satirical portrayal of the way forgeiners think we talk. For the people who don't have a brain cell in the large space between their ears, we are making fun of what forgeiner think that English people are like what what.

It's a bloody joke thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you don't like it then don't post in it!!!!! Outburst over.

What are you fine chaps up to today? I have my last exam so I'm off for a few shandys later on, maybe even some good English bitter, and then I could even stop off for some takeaway crumpets on the way home! I say it'll be a right larf!

At 6/4/04 05:25 AM, scratchscientist wrote: It's a bloody joke thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeh i no *rolls eyes*
was jUst stating a point.

At 6/4/04 05:25 AM, scratchscientist wrote:
What are you fine chaps up to today? I have my last exam so I'm off for a few shandys later on, maybe even some good English bitter,

I say scratch what exams have you been taking? Good to see someone esle on this thread how drink bitter what, ah nothing like it what.

Cherrio ol' chaps! I was stumbling about the belfry when my eye caught something a fancy. Loh' an' behold it was this spectacular thread! By all good means gentlemen, we should post here untill tea, and then rally on back for some more posting. Tip Tip Cherrio lads!

By jove! One was reading ones paper and one has just found the Eton boating song in it. Right altogether chaps,

Jolly boating weather,
And a hay harvest breeze,
Blade on the feather,
Shade off the tress,
Swing swing together,
With your backs
between your knees,
Swing swing toggether,
With your backs
between your knees.

Or you can have,

Row, row, row your punt
Gently down the steam,
Belts off, trouser down,
Isn't life a scream!
Oi!

from that spiffinf show Blackadder.

What what indeed bitter is truly the drink of a real Englishman. I have it on tap here at the manor so Jeeves can get me a pint whenever I require one. I will make sure I learn the Eton boating song so that one can repeat it off by heart. I'm about to take a marketing exam, a terribly boring, pointless and immoral subject if ever there was one. Quite why one needs it for an engineering degree is indeed beyond me. Oh well it'll be over at 3 and then one can get back to playing cricket and bullying ones staff, especially that gardener Ted. He needs to learn some manners!

What what?
Football? I say, we will show those frogmen who rules who!

At 6/4/04 05:58 AM, scratchscientist wrote: I'm about to take a marketing exam, a terribly boring, pointless and immoral subject if ever there was one.

I say marketing, that could be damn usefull to show the people of England how spiffing the tea party is what.

At 6/4/04 05:36 AM, Crimson_Edge wrote: Cherrio ol' chaps! I was stumbling about the belfry when my eye caught something a fancy. Loh' an' behold it was this spectacular thread! By all good means gentlemen, we should post here untill tea, and then rally on back for some more posting. Tip Tip Cherrio lads!

*shakes head*
Yes, One can easy spot this as an american, well who else would start by saying Cherrio chaps. Oh well must dash one has to have ones afternoon tea before watching Troy what toodle chaps.

Greeting chapps!

One has just poped in to say hello and to see if any JF have been around. One is delighted to find that , that Slizor chapp has not been seen.

One prefers pale ale to bitter, though one much preffers bitter to that horrible larger stuff!

What what although one much prefers bitter one has been on the Nasty tonight and is properly wasted. So wasted in fact that one feels sick. I'll try too keep it in though, like a true English gent would do!

brits are fags notcigarrette

At 6/5/04 01:12 AM, pussclan wrote: brits are fags notcigarrette

Yes, and you are what we call a faggot. One does not mean a mixture of sheep organs, and herbs raped in the sheep stomach lining. This is then cooked in gravy, and served with peas and mash. One was seen Troy and one would give it an 8.5/10. The fighting an done very well, but some of the plot, bites get boring what what.