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ahh did anyone miss me, i havent seen this topic up in a while now.... i been only able to post rarely, lucky lucky guys.

You guys are still mad, well reply hopefully i can reply back aslo

Oh I was missing this comedic tradgedy old bean, now where is CC or LOF when you need them. You do make one larf everso Scliric

Actually I've always translated it as "If you ever do somthing for nothing, do it for yourself".

Somthing on the lines of "looking out for number one" sort of thing.

Yeah that makes more sense. Oh and Loughborough's not that near Yorkshire. Well not relatively close when you usually live in it anyway.
I say one is going a bit doolally at the moment as one has a mathematics examination in the morning. So if I never post on here again it's been nice stereotyping this fine country with you. Have a glass of brandy on me.

Here is to Lord Scratch, though we hope to see him again as a regular. CHEERS, bleugh Jeaves this Hennesy is terrible how many times have I told you Remy Martins for brandy, IDIOT !

At 6/2/04 03:53 PM, slicric131 wrote: ahh did anyone miss me, i havent seen this topic up in a while now.... i been only able to post rarely, lucky lucky guys.

You guys are still mad,

One see the thread jester has returned. One must say that one didn't miss you.

At 6/2/04 10:16 AM, DAmainman wrote:

At 6/1/04 06:47 PM, bakomusha wrote:

FREE THE HIGHLANDS !!!!!

At 6/2/04 03:02 AM, Chefcoop wrote: One is geeting tried of the Scots what what.

*Taps foot impatiently, waiting for Chefcoop to realise who else is Scottish in this thread......*

One has nothing against the Scots if they join in, and put on a damn good English accent what what.

i say i say its an absolutely spiffing day, yes, corking old chap.

footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy england england footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy england england footyfootyfootyfootyfootyfootyfootyfootyfootyfootyfootyfooty footbal footbal , ITS A GOAL OH ITS A GOAL! (weebl) http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/35/

man i love that song,,,, hurra!

At 6/2/04 02:19 PM, LeapOfFaith wrote: Somthing on the lines of "looking out for number one" sort of thing.

Now now, there's no need to go all Tory party on us, old boy. This is the Tea Party HQ, we'll have no trouble here.

Jooly good slogan DAMainMan, old chap. Shame we're a little late to jump on the old electoral bandwagon for the EU, eh

At 6/2/04 03:53 PM, slicric131 wrote: ahh did anyone miss me, i havent seen this topic up in a while now.... i been only able to post rarely, lucky lucky guys.

You guys are still mad, well reply hopefully i can reply back aslo

Oh deary deary me. That bloody American is back. I've got my eye on you old chap and my flame-thrower is at the ready and no mistake!

One likes the idea of the "Tea Party" verry much. May one join?

*Footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy*

What ho' chaps. One did not explode ones brain earlier so one is back being English. Not got anything to say though, except that I love crumpets.

At 11/27/02 01:59 PM, Joxa wrote: Topic: A very stupid post.

Ujm, then why post the topic if you yourself said it was A very stupid post.

See, there is evidence up there.

*Shakes head* silly american chap, we feel we must educate you this thread is a satirical thread poking fun at the morons of the world who say "Gee, they must all speak like the queen in England", I believe that most of the time its uppity colonialits who come here just to meddle in things they don't understand so they come up with "This thread is stupid" well old bean one suggests you go to a pre school BBS as that maybe suited more to your intelect

At 6/3/04 08:03 AM, LeapOfFaith wrote: One likes the idea of the "Tea Party" verry much. May one join?

Of course you may, old boy. You are English, after all.

*Footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy footy*

Long live The Weebl, and all he stands for

One thinks that if the French manager goes dolalaly and puts a snake in goal then england will win, only if Sven goes equally crazy and chooses a team of badgers though, Also one must comment on the PM's whereabouts its like he's in exile whatwhat one belives that we must come up with more positions since we only have three PM, Minister of thread interferers and Minister of class(most important one believe), one thinks that after C83's comments on the beer or sex thread he should be appointed minister for beer and totty though we must have more positions filled, come on chaps rack your brains. Oh well of to watch the Italien Job (the original) because I am a true patriot, incidently that is my faveourite film but when I put in my profile it came up with the new one, the horrible horrible remake, oh well tea anyone?

At 6/3/04 12:58 PM, EtonBoy wrote: one thinks that after C83's comments on the beer or sex thread he should be appointed minister for beer and totty

Minister for having a good time, I hear you say, Eton, old chap. Done.

How about these:
Minister for Englishness(Home Secretary): checks that people are 'being English' and so forth
Minister for English Sport(Sport Minister): Keeps us all updated on all sports when England or GB are playing.
Minister of English Transport(Transport Secretary): Talks incessantly about Rollers, Bentleys, Jag-wahs, Morgans as well as other bits of English Transport (QEII, etc)
Chancellor: Keeps Joxa on his toes(Brown/Blair), tells us who is the richest and comes up with ideas to make us money.

Any more ideas, chaps. We're nowhere near a full cabinet yet.

One whishes to take deputy PM on as well as minister of class

I'll second that, old chap.

How about Minister for food (Melton Mowbray pork pies, Cheddar Cheese etc) after all, we need someone to do Prescott's job, eh chaps

At 11/27/02 01:59 PM, Joxa wrote: Hello chaps!

I was just peeking at the BBS when one noticed that most of the chaps are american! I know its MADDD isnt it? So i decided to make this post. As you chaps can see its all very english and one hopes it becomes a very popular post! So all u english chaps! lets make this the best post ever! and if yu americans post we'll duff you in the noggin!

What what!

Ohhh! gracious i forgot! Tea and crumpets for all! and scones!

Good day young sir!

Just thought that id pop in for the tea and crumpets, good tradtional english dish that! ENGLAND RULE SUPREME!

Melton Mowbray pork pies are the food of kings, that and scampi fries and pork scratchings with a pint of stella down the pub, oh er I mean, damn my common roots

At 6/3/04 02:54 PM, Mr_jp wrote:
Good day young sir!

Just thought that id pop in for the tea and crumpets, good tradtional english dish that! ENGLAND RULE SUPREME!

Joxa young sir? I think not you cheeky little blighter

At 6/3/04 02:56 PM, EtonBoy wrote: Melton Mowbray pork pies are the food of kings, that and scampi fries and pork scratchings with a pint of stella down the pub, oh er I mean, damn my common roots

Stella? A Belgian tipple? Pah! One should drink real ale, old chap. Something like 'Badger's Golden Champion' it comes highly recomended from the barman at one's local

That sound suspisiously like Bitter bleurgh, one faveourite drink is Corona although you can only really get at it at those bars that are full of pussys. Damn I am feeling too common to day, one must dig out ones aquasctum suit

At 6/3/04 03:17 PM, EtonBoy wrote: That sound suspisiously like Bitter bleurgh,

Apparently, it is bitter, but with the sweet taste of honey accompanying it. I myself much prefer the spirit realm and am currently working my way along the top shelf at my local, what what. Only 12 1/2 more feet to go out of about 30

top show old boy, quick tip for sprits, if you want to get extemely drunk extremely quick try Barcardi 151 £70 a bottle its 151%proof whuch is about 70% alcoholic volume, that or absinth but get cezch absinth as its much better than the french stuff the sell in Tescos (whats it called Afee?). That or just drink some Woods 100 ah I remember when my grandfather first gave it to me (Sod the Worthers try this) Ah fond memories.

:and if yu americans post we'll duff you in the noggin!

duff? thats birtish? u say that over there?

What what!

Ohhh! gracious i forgot! Tea and crumpets for all! and scones!

i dunno, you sound pretty freakin american yourself.

*Shakes head* CC or LOF we need YOU!

At 6/3/04 03:55 PM, dVus wrote: i dunno, you sound pretty freakin american yourself.

How dare you insult the Prime Minister like that. I'm outraged, I tell you!

Jeeves! Escort Mr dVus to the door post haste.

XD Coop83 we salute you!

Tis for a worthy cause, old boy. Think nothing of it