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At 6/1/04 04:28 PM, EtonBoy wrote: Yes one knows what one means CC

I say what do you mean old boy, about the closing times or ones own library.

Ones own Libary of course, you don't take me as someone who would go to a normal Libary do you old boy?

At 6/1/04 10:32 AM, EtonBoy wrote: I must retort with the suggestion of the finest Aquascutum bowler hat old chap.

And this is why, old chap,YOU are the minster for class

At 6/1/04 04:22 PM, Chefcoop wrote: One lives in a wonderful detached house in the town of Kidderminster which is almost right between Birmingham and Worcester, when one is not at ones country estaste.

One's house is one's castle, Chef. I say, I too live in a rather wonderful detached house in Kidderminster. Have we met before, old sport?

Thankyou C83 one is what the comoners call a 'Diamond Geezer' one feels that one should take the regulars to Bond street (Home of all the flagship stores e.g.:Prada, YSL, Ralph Laure, Hillfiger etc) to dress ones cohorts in class aswell, well that or savile row suits whatwhat

At 6/1/04 11:27 AM, Flesh_shredder wrote: Here in Yorkshire, knowone speaks like that.

Only the Posh people in England speak like that.

Where abouts in Youkshire Oh shredder of flesh?

At 6/1/04 04:41 PM, EtonBoy wrote: Ones own Libary of course, you don't take me as someone who would go to a normal Libary do you old boy?

One was only having a jest what. One only through that you would know the library times from your butler what what.

I know one was jesting, did one come across in a rage, I'm sorry if so old bean, any way There is no times for me in my Libary as the Libraien lives there due to me wanting 24 hour access It is frightfully fun to get in at 4am and go to the libary to disrupt the Libraiens sleep HAWHAWHAW

At 6/1/04 04:59 PM, Coop83 wrote: One's house is one's castle, Chef. I say, Kidderminster. Have we met before, old sport?

I rather dout it old chap, as posh as one maybe one is stuck with a common surname, tis awful. Well ones country manor is more like a castle then a house.

At 6/1/04 05:10 PM, EtonBoy wrote: There is no times for me in my Libary as the Libraien lives there due to me wanting 24 hour access It is frightfully fun to get in at 4am and go to the libary to disrupt the Libraiens sleep HAWHAWHAW

I say get up a 4am just to wake the libraien, you must do as one does. One sends ones butler to wake the libraien then one can read in ones bed what.

Nonono old bean one is on about coming in after partying with prince Harry or Henry as is proper

At 6/1/04 05:18 PM, EtonBoy wrote: Nonono old bean one is on about coming in after partying with prince Harry

I say if you have been on the drink do you really want to read, because if you are sick it does leave the books with a awful smell what what.

At 6/1/04 05:22 PM, Chefcoop wrote:
I say if you have been on the drink do you really want to read, because if you are sick it does leave the books with a awful smell what what.

I don't wish to read when drunk just to give the commoner a hard time and if the feeling takes me a hard beating by jove!

At 6/1/04 11:27 AM, Flesh_shredder wrote: Here in Yorkshire, knowone speaks like that.

Only the Posh people in England speak like that.

oh right, unlike the yorkshire fellows who live nowhere near england o.O

At 6/1/04 05:24 PM, EtonBoy wrote: I don't wish to read when drunk just to give the commoner a hard time and if the feeling takes me a hard beating by jove!

Yes, tis good to beat ones staff keeps the ramble out of the staff. Oh well any of you chaps fancy a night cap (night drink) what what.

what i be smellen english blood, we scott must shut this down aye ill kick all yore arses to the moon i will!! FREE THE HIGHLANDS !!!!!

younsir, are a cigerett

At 6/1/04 06:47 PM, bakomusha wrote: FREE THE HIGHLANDS !!!!!

One does believe that the Scots are free. One knows that you have your so far up your arse that the lump in your thourt is your nose, but do try and use the power of throught. One is geeting tried of the Scots what what.

we-a italian's will-a crush-a you english!

At 6/2/04 03:17 AM, Tony_DeVito wrote: we-a italian's will-a crush-a you english!

"What-a mistake-a to make-a"
-Cpt Umberto Bertarelli, Allo Allo.

I say, look here old chap. I know it's been said before, but this is an English thread for English people (If you can do a good English accent, you can stay) we'll have no trouble in here.

Please leave us to our political machinations

Toodle pip

At 6/1/04 05:30 PM, -Flux- wrote:

At 6/1/04 11:27 AM, Flesh_shredder wrote: Here in Yorkshire, knowone speaks like that.

oh right, unlike the yorkshire fellows who live nowhere near england o.O

Chapps, chapps! There is one way to be sure that Flesh_shredder is a true Yorkshireman like myself. Can you translate the following poem?

Eat all
sup all
pay nowt

Hear all
see all
say nowt

If tha ever does ouwt for nowt
do it for this un.

I've got a mug knocking around at home with that on it. I'd translate for you but I'll give Flesh a chance first. Where in Yorkshire you from? I'm from Beverley but I'm at uni in Loughborough at the mo.

Oh errrrrrrr, tally ho or something else English!

At 6/2/04 07:37 AM, scratchscientist wrote: I've got a mug knocking around at home with that on it. I'd translate for you but I'll give Flesh a chance first. Where in Yorkshire you from? I'm from Beverley but I'm at uni in Loughborough at the mo.

Oh errrrrrrr, tally ho or something else English!

I live near Ilkley, near mind, not in. I'm not that posh. :-)

At 6/2/04 08:07 AM, LeapOfFaith wrote:

:I live near Ilkley, near mind, not in. I'm not that posh. :-)

my mum lives in ilkley. near to the cow and calf rocks.

Sheffield forever!

At 6/1/04 06:47 PM, bakomusha wrote:

FREE THE HIGHLANDS !!!!!

At 6/2/04 03:02 AM, Chefcoop wrote: One is geeting tried of the Scots what what.

*Taps foot impatiently, waiting for Chefcoop to realise who else is Scottish in this thread......*

At 6/2/04 06:51 AM, LeapOfFaith wrote: Can you translate the following poem?

Sure, let's see now.......

Eat all, sup all, pay nowt

'Eat everything, drink everything, but don't pay for it at all'

Hear all, see all, say nowt

'Hear it all, see it all, but don't say a word'

If tha ever does ouwt for nowt, do it for this un.

'If that ever does something for a nobody, then do it for me.'

Good afternoon, chaps! One has decided on a slogan for the Tea Party, though one wishes to vote on it with you chaps!

'Do you enjoy laughing at Tony Blair? Munching on tea and crumpets? Talking in an Old-English accent? Yes? Well then, you are cordially invited to join the Tea Party! We strive to maintain the fun, laughable and joking approach to running our fair country, focusing on the major issues such as the crumpet shortages and the lack of snow in winter. Remember, we're run by English (And Scottish) people, for English people (And everyone with a sense of humor), to make fun of the English! (Accent)'

Ah helllllllllllllllo chaps how is all? one feels like today is the perfect day to pop down to Virginia water for a game of polo against Beaumont anyone else care to join in?

If tha ever does ouwt for nowt, do it for this un.

'If that ever does something for a nobody, then do it for me.'

If you ever do anything for nothing, do it for me. Good try though! I think that's right anyway, I've not been in t'Yorkshire for a month or so and these Midlanders are rubbing off on me a bit.

Forgive my ignorance but I was led to Believe that Loughborugh was relativly close to Yorkshire? Dammit has Jeaves misinformed me again?

At 6/2/04 08:29 AM, dawsdani wrote: my mum lives in ilkley. near to the cow and calf rocks.

I live down the valley a bit, just outside a little place called Burley-in-Wharfedale.

At 6/2/04 11:10 AM, scratchscientist wrote:

If tha ever does ouwt for nowt, do it for this un.

'If that ever does something for a nobody, then do it for me.'

If you ever do anything for nothing, do it for me. Good try though! I think that's right anyway, I've not been in t'Yorkshire for a month or so and these Midlanders are rubbing off on me a bit.

Actually I've always translated it as "If you ever do somthing for nothing, do it for yourself".

Somthing on the lines of "looking out for number one" sort of thing.