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Response to A very english post. 2004-05-31 20:03:22

One feels honoured you wish to make me Pm. One needs a suit!

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Response to A very english post. 2004-05-31 20:45:11

At 5/31/04 08:03 PM, Joxa wrote: One feels honoured you wish to make me Pm. One needs a suit!

Ah Hello chaps one has been down to Cardiff to watch the footy whatwhat, One did find the West Ham fans crying because Crystal Palace beat them hysterical, oh well off for another premiership cup of tea. Now Joxa as minister of class I'm sure I can arrange a suit for you old boy! I'll just get my tailor on Savile Row to knock you up a little something, or is that taking liberties old bean?

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Response to A very english post. 2004-05-31 20:48:43

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

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Response to A very english post. 2004-05-31 20:51:16

Fuck off Fatso, this is where Briitsh people chat with our tea and crumpets and our rather tasty bisquits.

So if you want to talk about Fatlan (AKA America) then bugger off little one and make your own topic.

Tiddle eh ho.

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Response to A very english post. 2004-05-31 20:58:38

Chortle chortle chortle oh that poor 13 year old chap, next time you should threaten to slipper him XD

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Response to A very english post. 2004-05-31 21:53:59

At 5/27/04 06:56 PM, slicric131 wrote: hey im sorry i couldnt stay to make myself look more of a prick, so your replies to me wont be validated til tomorrow okay? i hope you guys got patience. bye

P.S im only leaving because i got a virus on my computer from all the gay porno I have got from Kazaa, right now im at my boyfriends house and right now i got to leave and get some more lube

I'm sorry to bring this up again but I have been away all W/E, am I the only one still LMAO at this whatwhat ?

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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 04:14:12

At 5/31/04 09:53 PM, EtonBoy wrote:
At 5/27/04 06:56 PM, slicric131 wrote:
P.S im only leaving because i got a virus on my computer from all the gay porno I have got from Kazaa, right now im at my boyfriends house and right now i got to leave and get some more lube
I'm sorry to bring this up again but I have been away all W/E, am I the only one still LMAO at this whatwhat ?

LOL, yes one does believe that was what that chap was trying to say what.

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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 04:22:11

At 5/31/04 06:50 PM, scratchscientist wrote: Perhaps we should put a bit more money into Joxa's private army and give those JFs a damn good thrashing. Any more money spend on new Spitfires would be most welcome I'm sure!

I say one does not need party hand outs to support ones army, because one only has three divisions, one tank,one artillery,and one infantry. One also has 2 air squads made up of Spitfires, and Lancaster bombers, plus ones battleship H.M.S Dave as it looks like the battleship H.M.S Rodney.

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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 05:36:47

What ho chaps, one was reading in ones paper today that most people under the age of 25 in England don't know what, where or when D-Day was. One was most angery of the lack of common knowlogde shown by ones fellow countrymen. One does believe that you chaps would be able to answer the questions above, as well as naming the leader of Britain, America, and Germany at the time. So come on chaps lets show that we are not in the group who don't.

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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 07:23:51

At 5/31/04 08:03 PM, Joxa wrote: One feels honoured you wish to make me Pm. One needs a suit!

Something with more than just a little penache, old boy. We need something which also includes a hat, because you don't see politicians wearing hats, anymore. I suggest a top hat, to show one's authority over the riff raff, which call themselves the government, eh


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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 08:49:17

At 5/30/04 01:05 PM, DAmainman wrote: *Ticks off another box on the list.*
Right, that's 3 Cumbrians in this topic now.....

Which parts of Cumbria, old bean? I myself live in a happy little shindleblower in that jollyold town named 'Penrith'. Any of you old sparks recognise it?

(Note to self - brush up on 'a-googily-doogily')

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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 08:54:53

oh yay, pip pip what not and all that tottie!

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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 10:32:03

At 6/1/04 07:23 AM, Coop83 wrote: Something with more than just a little penache, old boy. We need something which also includes a hat, because you don't see politicians wearing hats, anymore.

I must retort with the suggestion of the finest Aquascutum bowler hat old chap.

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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 10:37:11

Hows things ol' beans, what. Havent been here in a while, i was off galavanting with m new lad friend and getting up to some misscheive, perhaps the wife will not be amused.

Tally ho ol' chaps.

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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 10:41:54

At 6/1/04 10:37 AM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote: Hows things ol' beans, what. Havent been here in a while, i was off galavanting with m new lad friend and getting up to some misscheive, perhaps the wife will not be amused.

Tally ho ol' chaps.

we'll presume you ment lady rather than lad old bean

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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 11:13:47

One must clebrate as one was plunged into the depths of having a garbage whistle level one has finally got it back to normal, time for some tea I believe

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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 11:21:50

At 6/1/04 11:13 AM, EtonBoy wrote: one was plunged into the depths of having a garbage whistle level one has finally got it back to normal, time for some tea

Yes tis a achievement to come back to normal from garbage, one hopes you will be more careful what. One does need a cup of tea now one has returned from fishing in Normandy what what.

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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 11:27:54

Here in Yorkshire, knowone speaks like that.

Only the Posh people in England speak like that.

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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 11:28:29

At 6/1/04 10:32 AM, EtonBoy wrote:
At 6/1/04 07:23 AM, Coop83 wrote:
includes a hat, because you don't see politicians wearing hats, anymore.

I must retort with the suggestion of the finest Aquascutum bowler hat.

I say, the hats not vital it the brain under the hat that is, as it will be running the country if you chaps get your way. One does not agree on the tea parties policys.

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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 11:30:30

At 6/1/04 11:27 AM, Flesh_shredder wrote: Here in Yorkshire, knowone speaks like that.

Only the Posh people in England speak like that.

Well done old chap, that is correct, but this is a satirical portrayal of the forgein view of how us chaps talk what what.

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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 12:14:10

I say, one believes that the only way that Joxa is going to be made P.M is by having a civil war, the Tea party Vs labour Vs the conservites. Only if it reached that stage would one be willing to help the Tea party.

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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 12:31:01

I say, there are an awful amount of level 5's here, what what!

Either that, or eaton boy is conversing with himself. Phoarr.


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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 16:02:40

NoNo old boy CC is an entirely different person, one would be on level6 now anyway if one hadn't gone away all W/E whatwhat

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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 16:14:19

At 6/1/04 12:31 PM, BananaBread_Muffin wrote: I say, there are an awful amount of level 5's here, what what!

Either that, or eaton boy is conversing with himself.

Eton and oneself are two different people as I'm live in Worcetsershire and Eton lives in London. Ones ego is kept contained in ones head.

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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 16:16:17

I say, one lives in a jolly spiffing detatched house in Surrey!


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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 16:17:39

One lives in a very over priced 4 bedroom semi in Twickenham

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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 16:22:57

One lives in a wonderful detached house in the town of Kidderminster which is almost right between Birmingham and Worcester, when one is not at ones country estaste.

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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 16:23:29

One lives in a cardboard box in Penrith. The internet is very hard to come by in such areas, except the Library, when everyone's in a good mood, what what.

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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 16:26:17

At 6/1/04 04:23 PM, Soldier_S wrote: One lives in a cardboard box . The internet is very hard to come by in such areas, except the Library,

I say one through the library would be closed at this time what, but one doesn't know as one has ones own library.

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Response to A very english post. 2004-06-01 16:28:45

Yes one knows what one means CC