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At 5/29/04 08:46 AM, Opticon12000 wrote: you all really should realy find out what UK people are like, were just te same as u guys, we just have a diffrent accent. If your gonna be out just think about how gay you sound. (no offence to gay people)

I say listen hear you silly bugger this thread is a satirical portrayal of the forgein view of how English people talk. So unless you now want is going on, on this thread don't go round call people gay, what are you 12?

i'm surprised that all people decided to read were 4 words of what i said when all up to that was what i regard to as a joke but the rest is serious

At 5/29/04 09:51 AM, BonusStageUnlocked wrote: i'm surprised that all people decided to read were 4 words of what i said when all up to that was what i regard to as a joke but the rest is serious

One did read all of what you wrote, and one does believe you are a sick bugger. One doesn't approve of you looking at 15 year olds on a nude beach, one does believe that you are a sick twat.

At 5/27/04 04:17 PM, Chefcoop wrote: Sorry about this all you English chaps. Listen Slicric131 you are a a VERY VERY VERY stupid american whos last tea party one had wsa the Boston one and bastard has an a not a e you should try and learn english.

One was slightly worried about one's cohorts when one was rewiewing this topic, (5 pages to read through since my last post here?! Have I really been away that long?) You were all 'JF bashing' and making insults at any un-english person. (Though I admit that Slicric131 was sorta asking for it the way that he was insulting us, but we should have ignored him.) Thankfully, we seem to have returned to our normal englishness, keep up the good accents chaps!

At 5/28/04 07:43 AM, Ratpic wrote: english people suck. go scotland!! lock this thread, it's pointless.

Check my profile. I'm Scottish and Glaswegian, just like you. Try to realise that this is only your opinion, you don't seem to have a sense of humor capable of this sort of 'taking the mickey' out of the belief in the old English accent.

Aaaaanyway, one shall be off to the horse races now, chaps! (No joke, I actually am.) Tally ho!

At 5/29/04 11:05 AM, DAmainman wrote:

You were all 'JF bashing' and making insults at any un-english person. (Though I admit that Slicric131 was sorta asking for it the way that he was insulting us, but we should have ignored him.) Thankfully, we seem to have returned to our normal englishness, keep up the good accents chaps!

I say that Slicric131 chap was really slowly witted. In the end that chap just resulted to name calling, but at least LeapOfFaith sorted him out what. I say the weather does look fine, anyone for cricket?

At 5/28/04 07:43 AM, Ratpic wrote:

english people suck. go scotland!! lock this thread, it's pointless.

Calm down old bean. I be from the bonny bonny banks aswell, but you must understand, this is all in jest what what.

One does enjoy a rather nice iced finger they taste delicous with a nice cup of Earl Grey. Tally ho, old beans im off on a trip to Buckingham Palace, the Queen is giving out her Knighthoods soon, i expect to see you chaps there. Tally ho.

Cor Blimey!

Seems to have been quite an uproar,say i,what what? T'is true it still makes one laugh when a crazed american complains about one topic saying it should be locked etc. Ah bliss is in the bottom of a mug of tea(for t'is sweeter at the bottom) One never expected to see the day when this, Avery english post, would reach page 50!

Go chaps go!

What ho chaps, Any news on Joxa becoming P.M what? No, oh well game of bowls anyone?

At 5/29/04 02:43 PM, Joxa wrote: bliss is in the bottom of a mug of tea(for t'is sweeter at the bottom)

That is so ture it frightens me... wot wot?
Anyhoo to all you yanks out there her majesty the queen has decided to declare waron you rebellious colonials! We will send the mighty Royal Navy and will give you six of the best and show you what for!

This is an association for British BBS members, right?

I come from Cumbria. I'll join. Er.... 'what hoe' and all that nonsense. Now where's the Digestives?

At 5/29/04 11:32 AM, Chefcoop wrote:

I say that Slicric131 chap was really slowly witted. In the end that chap just resulted to name calling, but at least LeapOfFaith sorted him out what. I say the weather does look fine, anyone for cricket?

One does so love to flame the n00bs. However it is wong for an Englishman to bragg so no more shall be said about it *glares*

Now dear chapps, who's for a spot of hunting. what what?

At 5/29/04 04:13 PM, Soldier_S wrote: This is an association for British BBS members, right?

I come from Cumbria. I'll join. Er.... 'what hoe' and all that nonsense. Now where's the Digestives?

Welcome chap! What fine part of cumbria do you live in? i myself live in Barrow! What a lovely place that is? hoho!

Good morrow chaps, one was watch that hells kitchen on ones television set last night. Oh it did amuse one to that currie women getting what fore. Personal one would have chopped her up and put her in a curry, but alas no such luck. Oh well got to dash ones chef is cooking roast lamb for ones lunch and one doesn't want to miss out on the pre-dinning drink what, tally ho.

Morning chaps! I say I know this is supposed to be a stereotypical view on English life but right now I'm actually eating crumpets and drinking tea. Anyway is anyone watching the old motor racing later on? One is hoping that JF Micheal crashes again, and the nice English Jaguar team show him what for!

At 5/30/04 06:06 AM, scratchscientist wrote: Anyway is anyone watching the old motor racing later on? One is hoping that JF Micheal crashes again, and the nice English Jaguar team show him what for!

One will be watching the motorcars later. One does hope that the JF shoe-maker fellow does crash again and that our chap Button has a spiffing day along with the Jaguars what.

One says BOOOOOOO! That Hun shoe-maker won, at least our chap button got 3rd what.

Indeed Mr Button put in a rather spiffing performance. One day he'll outclass the Hun, just like in the war!

At 5/30/04 09:59 AM, scratchscientist wrote: Indeed Mr Button put in a rather spiffing performance. One day he'll outclass the Hun, just like in the war!

Yes, and maybe the Jaguars could start getting better as well. At least one Hun when out on the first corner what.

One is getting rather fed up of That shou maker man winning all the time. one day one will not even bother placing a bet because one will feal that one already knows the end result!

One will be rooting for Mr Button in future.

o kay why did you waste ten minuts of my life???

At 5/30/04 12:04 PM, the_squrill_king wrote: o kay why did you waste ten minuts of my life???

What are you going on about old chap?

At 5/29/04 04:13 PM, Soldier_S wrote: I come from Cumbria. I'll join. Er.... 'what hoe' and all that nonsense. Now where's the Digestives?

*Ticks off another box on the list.*
Right, that's 3 Cumbrians in this topic now.....

At 5/30/04 10:04 AM, Chefcoop wrote: Yes, and maybe the Jaguars could start getting better as well. At least one Hun when out on the first corner what.

You may be surprised to know that a German fellow was my winning bet at the horse races yesterday!

Hello chaps, spiffing weather for this time of year, what what! One is watching the essensial guide to the Simpsons on Sky One this week. (Oh, jolly good show!) One must also wonder what our fair country will be like Post-Blair, we may have our chance to make Joxa P.M. after all!

At 5/30/04 01:05 PM, DAmainman wrote: One must also wonder what our fair country will be like Post-Blair, we may have our chance to make Joxa P.M. after all!

One does believe that Joxa has showed no sign of wanting to be the next P.M what. One thinks that Gordan Brown will take over Blairs job anyway what what.

What ho chaps,..........er....chaps. One does believe that they have bugger off on their holidays. One is off in Normandy for a spot of fishing what

At 5/29/04 11:05 AM, DAmainman wrote: One was slightly worried about one's cohorts when one was rewiewing this topic,

Cohorts?! Now look here, old boy, the word cohort refers to army, albeit slightly primative. If I am a member of anyone's army, I am a member of:

1) Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II's army.

2) Joxa's army, as he should be the PM

At 5/30/04 01:05 PM, DAmainman wrote: One must also wonder what our fair country will be like Post-Blair, we may have our chance to make Joxa P.M. after all!

Having had time to think about this, during my recent 4-day exile, (I don't want to talk about it thanx.) I conclude that if we are to make a political stand, we need a political party, what what. Because we are English, I suggest the Tea Party. (Anybody mentions Boston, and I shall be forced to withhold the Moet et Chandon from them)

Any better Ideas chaps?

Joining a Tea Party sounds like a jolly jape methinks. What are our policies exactly? Apart from the obvious banning of all JFs from this thread, and compulsory tea and crumpets for everyone.

Well, I'm not exactly sure, old chap. You see, we really should have a policy that all English people should speak proper English at all times.

How about education, NHS, and other such things. they will need funding. I am a chartered accountant, old boy, maybe I can be of some assistance to you.

One will not join the tea party, as it sounds as if you are going to do what ever other party does. Say your spend money on the the NHS and cut the numbers of JF, but you never will. Ones private army will not back your tea party and one has come up with the idea of sorting the voting systum out a fun way, lets just have another civil war what.

Indeed, with policies like "NHS" and "education" we'll never get anywhere. One thinks a rethink of policies is in order. Perhaps we should put a bit more money into Joxa's private army and give those JFs a damn good thrashing. Any more money spend on new Spitfires would be most welcome I'm sure!