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At 5/25/04 03:55 PM, Joxa wrote: Booo BNP Yaaay Labour

Actually one would rather support The (now long gone) Monster raving loony Part. Ah their outlooks were most amazing, ahh Bliss!

Oh yes, a most fabulous party I must say. Being Scottish myself, with an English father of course, I thought I come and see what this little swaray was all about. And, being scottish, you'll understand if I have a spot of the old whiskey in my tea sah! After all, it is for medicinal purposes what what! And with the old tea leaves, hot water and whiskey I'll have two sugars and milk. Tea without milk is so uncivilised, I'm sure you'll agree. A bit of a Great Escape reference there for you lads, does good to stir the blood with memories of how we thrashed those blasted Krauts in the last dust up!

I just noticed that the majority of british posters have light voting set! WERE ALL LOVELY YOU SEE! and ach aye ladee i love the scotts!

At 5/26/04 05:53 AM, DILLIP wrote: I just noticed that the majority of british posters have light voting set! WERE ALL LOVELY YOU SEE! and ach aye ladee i love the scotts!

Not me! And do you know why sir? Because I am cynical in the most English way.

Oh my Lord, guv'nor!
A British thread!

Tea: Milk, no sugar, in your finest bone china, please.
Crumpets: Lightly toasted, Welsh butter and marmalade, please.

I so hope that we can keep the British representation on this new fangled Newgrounds-interweb-thingummybob going.

Stiff upper lip, chaps! Righto!

Tatty-bye!

P.S. Hunting party on Saturday afternoon. Our quarry? Those dirty Yank bounders! Tally-ho!

At 5/26/04 05:58 AM, EveningShift wrote:

Crumpets: Lightly toasted, Welsh butter and marmalade, please.

Marmalade on crumpets? Imposter!!

Jam is the way to go...AND OHH ERM PASTIES! GINSTERS ohhh yea!

What what? Spreading various preserves on ones crumpets? Tis not right. A crumpet should be enjoyed with only the finest butter and a nice cup of Earl Grey. Marmalade is however acceptable on toast, cut into triangles by Jeeves. It's the only thing those Dagos were ever any use for! Anyway tally ho chaps must dash.

If Mr Shift want's to put marmalade, or any other type of preserve on his crumpets, then whom are we to object, so long as it's in the privacy of one's countyy estate. However, tis not polite to go spreading preserves on crumpets at someone else's tea party. It's a damned insult, I say.

I must say, Evening Shift, old boy, if you are going to join in the hunt for JF's, then there are more points available for JF's who are not supposed to be here. The ones who are have money and can obviously invest it in our thriving tourism industry. Try setting up a gift shop in one's country manor. It works wonders. Just take a look at places like Chatsworth House in the Derbyshire countryside

Absoultely Spiffing

Good Afternoon chaps, Ive just watched bargin hunt, and my lord how spiffing it was! The blue team won and Mr Tim wonnacott was delited, Would anyone care for some earl grey? Whatwhat

Hello fellows how is everyone whatwhat, one has gone very english with ones new Burberry signiture, lets se those blasted yanks beat our refined fashoin sense haha, there is one that has been puzziling one though, why have the common folk started to steal our clothing brands? Burberry, that used to be an upper class brand, aquascutum is starting to go Burberrys way and becoming "fashionable" and Hackett, this brand should only be worn as a shirt in a polo kit. Damn fools they were them out for a night on the tiles and almost all of them don't even know what polo is let alone Hackett makes the kit for almost every team in England. Anyway rant over, jeaves tea NOW!

hi im fron sunderland (up north) and currently its feckin boilin

One is appauled at you chaps recently!

At 5/25/04 08:08 AM, Coop83 wrote: Ladies and Gentlemen, I do declare that Johnny Foriegner hunting season officially open. (Look out soon for official JFH point scoring and ranking tables) Get off Her Majesty's land! The hounds will be released in five minutes

At 5/25/04 08:39 AM, Chefcoop wrote: Well my fellow there best way of stopping foreign sort getting on ones yawn is land mines just round the egde when they tread on one they do run and it keeps the hounds well feed what. The crisis at the palace is over her majesty has picked a hat for chelsa today.
Tally ho chaps I'm off to shot those french fogs on the channel islands.

At 5/25/04 08:40 AM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote: Dirty foreigners invading our eloved Blighty. Jeeves, my dear man, release the hounds, and make sure you bring me my blunderbuss, shall you.

At 5/25/04 01:15 PM, EtonBoy wrote: precisly chef old boy, any way we can organise a Zulu hunting trip to Cape Town, Lets get them on their own turf whatwhat

........And that is to name but a few examples!
One wishes that one's fellows would not become English to the point where they believe that they can joke about foreigners! Yes, one admits that you were all joking, but what if someone who has no sense of humor might see this, and believe it to be our true opinions? My fellows, one thinks that one's cohorts have talked in a proper English accent for too long in one go! (One recommends a day's break from the topic, I do so once every fortnight.)

Anyway, we now return you to your regularly scheduled englishness.

Hmmmm yes I can see what you mean old boy, but after all we were only having a LARF and anyway a mod did come on to this post yesterday and didn't lock it, but then again he was english so he did understand it was a satrical act whatwhat

england rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but enough with this posh stuff. as a londoner, i ask that a hint of cockneyness may be added to this post to spice things up a bit.
p.s this post could cause riots. lol.

Sssshhhhhhhhhh don't tell Brixton, Southall or Hownslow lol

ARR from somerrrset i ar

arr

ahem

At 5/26/04 11:58 AM, DAmainman wrote:

........And that is to name but a few examples!
One wishes that one's fellows would not become English to the point where they believe that they can joke about foreigners! Yes, one admits that you were all joking, but what if someone who has no sense of humor might see this, and believe it to be our true opinions? :

One is sorry for ones bad form and one will stick to removing JFs from this post what what.

At 5/26/04 12:20 PM, darkmaster2000 wrote: england rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but enough with this posh stuff. as a londoner, i ask that a hint of cockneyness may be added to this post to spice things up a bit.
p.s this post could cause riots. lol.

I say old fruit, in your profile it seems that you are from Spain. One also has found that England and the Queen both do rule what.

I say old fruit, in your profile it seems that you are from Spain. One also has found that England and the Queen both do rule what.

born londoner, unhappily living in spain. you should probably realise why.

Good show Mr Coop we will appoint you minister of thread interfearers

At 5/26/04 12:52 PM, EtonBoy wrote: Good show Mr Coop we will appoint you minister of thread interfearers

Good show one is already minister of silly walks what. I say EatonBoy where has ones union jack got. One should show the English for the football what what.

is this english like for brits or old english like tis'

At 5/26/04 01:17 PM, slicric131 wrote: is this english like for brits or old english like tis'

Sorry old chap, but as minister of thread interfearers, one must tell you to bugger off. This is a English tread for the English ONLY!!
Now run along or one will get one gun what.

English people are cool

they like were about the only free countrty in europe in WW 2

and they struck back

Viva la england!

and Mr. bean is funny too =)

and black adder

Oh...are it the same person =)

*Chortle* good old chef

At 5/26/04 02:32 PM, -M_A_D- wrote: English people are cool

they like were about the only free countrty in europe in WW 2

and they struck back

Viva la england!

and Mr. bean is funny too =)

and black adder

Oh...are it the same person =)

I say one is over run with JFs what. One has had to give post as minister of silly walks and give it to Coop83 who is a massive fan of those Monty Python chaps. Anyway back to where one was, look you bloody forgeiner this is the very English post, not the very dutch post what what. So bugger off ones land what.

fuck you, spanish people are better.

At 5/26/04 01:16 PM, Chefcoop wrote: Good show one is already minister of silly walks what. I say EatonBoy where has ones union jack got. One should show the English for the football what what.

One thinks ones Burberry is enough and I have now changed my spelling to the school Eton

BOLLOCKS! Arnt therrr any farrmerrs from somerrset like me and me pigs?!

At 5/26/04 02:43 PM, slicric131 wrote: fuck you, spanish people are better.

I say are you still here, look here JF one has told you bugger of already, now one will have to use weapons what what. I would start running sclicric one hounds are being released. Tally ho!!!!!!!!!