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At 5/25/04 02:12 PM, Deck_head_tottie wrote: Sorry to but in old chaps, but one was pondering the thought if one could join one's adventure?

I say that would be super what, just make your butler carry your guns, one think a second set of prints on a gun is most useful what what.

quite so my friend. i say old chap the americans do have girl larfs dont they? us english have very manly throaty laughs. not pussy larfs ha ha ha ha ha

One has been thinking. One would hate to be the voice of reason, but if one must. One thinks that we should blow the Channel Tunnel up and become free of Europe what. Then we could just pop across the Channel to hunt JF's in their countries. One thinks that we could then remove the forgeiner from good old England and make an England for the REAL English what what.

By Jove ! I've just realised that we have gone from an English post to a BNP post whatwhat

At 5/25/04 03:34 PM, EatonBoy wrote: By Jove ! I've just realised that we have gone from an English post to a BNP post whatwhat

I say! One says Booo to the BNP what. We are English not British old chap. Anyone fancy a cuppa at the Ritz Hotel before one has to leave London.

Booo BNP Yaaay Labour

Actually one would rather support The (now long gone) Monster raving loony Part. Ah their outlooks were most amazing, ahh Bliss!

At 5/25/04 03:55 PM, Joxa wrote: Booo BNP Yaaay Labour

Actually one would rather support The (now long gone) Monster raving loony Part. Ah their outlooks were most amazing, ahh Bliss!

Ah the Monster raving loony part they were always game for a lark, but alas that was in the days when goverments had to be laught at in the days of the iron lady and John Major. Now one must leave to fish for one spitfire. Toodle pip chaps.

Why not the travellers club on Pall Mall seeing as we are trave;;ing whatwhat

god bless the queen

At 5/25/04 04:14 PM, Skybert wrote: god bless the queen

I Say it a forgeiner, where is my bren gunner. You there stop that JF, Tally ho!! One must not let him get away.

At 5/25/04 04:02 PM, EatonBoy wrote: Why not the travellers club on Pall Mall seeing as we are trave;;ing whatwhat

I say I have not heard of that place, maybe one will stay in London and let the commoner fish out one aircraft what. Tea anyone what what.

At 5/25/04 04:20 PM, Chefcoop wrote: I say I have not heard of that place,

The travelers club is an actual club on Pall Mall but it was in the fictional novel around the world in 80 days,Tis where Philas Fogg started and ended his journy old bean

At 5/25/04 04:20 PM, Chefcoop wrote:

. Tea anyone what what.

Ah yes, one will have a cup of tea, in a china cup if it is so possible, one takes one tea quite strong with 2 sugars, Thanking one so greatfully

I'll have mine white with four sugars one does love to live in excess whatwhat

Ah why not old chap! one can never have too much sugar, ill get the waiter to bring in the rich tea and hobnobs, whatwhat

At 5/25/04 05:41 PM, EatonBoy wrote: I'll have mine white with four sugars one does love to live in excess whatwhat

That's nothing Eaton old chap, I sometimes order Jeeves to add a nip of the finest brandy to my cuppa. It does so help me to get through the day. Life's so hard at the moment, what with all the Johnny Foreigners about, and Jeeves won't beat himslf!

White with one sugar and a dash of Scotch. Helps with the concentration what what.

One's lawn is clear of the JF's, but it it now a mere shadow of it's former self. Damn selfish JF's, they pitched their tents on one's prized croquet lawn.

Calm down, Chef old boy. The next thing one knows and one will be running about, drunk as a lord, waving one's meat cleaver above one's head. That just wouldn't be cricket old boy.

One does sypiphise with your predicament Scratch old boy

OH MY LORD! Were out of rich tea! I must get jeeves to fetch some from sainsburys, Quick quick!

't worry old bean scratch is sure to have bought some Yorkshire curd and I've got some chocolate Hobnobs and Digestives

I say, it's great to see such a bastion of English heritage going strong. Say, wasn't our cricketing victory over those blasted Kiwis brilliant? Any of you chaps care to say how we will do in the foreign lands of Portugal this fine summer?

At 5/25/04 05:59 PM, EatonBoy wrote: 't worry old bean scratch is sure to have bought some Yorkshire curd and I've got some chocolate Hobnobs and Digestives

Ah Ok, you had me worried there, chocolate hobnobs you say! Ah 'the SAS of the biscuit world' as a famous comidian once said in the days of stand up comedy, Mr Peter Kay if ones mind isnt playing tricks on one! Anyway one must sleep....Cheerio

At 5/25/04 06:02 PM, jonthomson wrote: Any of you chaps care to say how we will do in the foreign lands of Portugal this fine summer?

One believes that we will beat everyone in that tournement The Frogs, The Huns, The I-ties, The Dagos and all the rest of those damned Johnny Foreigners will beat, will beat them all, you'd better believe it old chap.

Oh blast one is at ones wits end, I have two really cool siggys basically the same but different if one knows what one means, oh well one will alternate from day to day, New meeting point for our Zulu hunt, you'll find me in the matinee the dark of the matinee, is that ok with everyone?

At 5/25/04 05:53 PM, Coop83 wrote: Calm down, Chef old boy. The next thing one knows and one will be running about, drunk as a lord, waving one's meat cleaver above one's head. That just wouldn't be cricket old boy.

Calm down old boy, sorry for the slang but one is cool as ones cucumber sandwichs what. I say the strain of city life has taken its toll on one, so now one is off to the country what what. I say old chaps has any of you chaps seen that Norway is a very strange shape. Now one is suffering from more strain as ones butler has been stolen by the bobbys for using agent orange on Spain.

At 5/25/04 06:02 PM, jonthomson wrote: I say, it's great to see such a bastion of English heritage going strong. Say, wasn't our cricketing victory over those blasted Kiwis brilliant? Any of you chaps care to say how we will do in the foreign lands of Portugal this fine summer?

I believe our adventure into the foreign parts of Portugal shall be quite profitable. That David Beckham chap is playing a quite delightful game at the moment. Even though we are managed by a JF, I think that it will be a good summer for the sporting endevours of that beautiful country, we call jolly old Enland.

Better than '66 I tell you!

Hello Chaps!

How are you all? and where is Joxa, one has not seen the purple-haired minchkin for some time what?

toodle pip!

Actually, the purple haired muchkin you speak of did show up yesterday, old fruit. He joined in with our discussion on politics.

I say, old boy, have you seen any Johnny Foreigners about your way, at all? The swines wrecked one's prized croquet lawn, yesterday and the contractors have tabled a mighty bill to repair it.

It turns out these foreigners didn't even speak a word of the Queen's English. Damned dispicable, I say.

IM ENGLISH! why do all americans say we have bad teeth>? this confuses me! WAHEY FOR THE CRUMPETS not big on tea tho