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Soccer *shaking head* enough said ITS FOOTBALL YOU SILLY AMERICAN CHAPS !!!

At 5/24/04 11:20 AM, EatonBoy wrote: Soccer *shaking head* enough said ITS FOOTBALL YOU SILLY AMERICAN CHAPS !!!

Yes the american chaps are almost as bad as that shoe-maker fellow in his automobile.

Oh dear, oh my it seem that the Prince of Wales has hurt his back when playing polo, the Queen shall not be pleased. Also in the newspaper the firefighter may be going back on strike, so remember chaps put your pipes out before going to bed what what.

Oh yes back into the green goddess' lets do our bit for queen and country whatwhat or at least I shall Jeaves to do so, but only in his spare time ofcourse

yeh we won the cricket

If course we won the cricket old boy, it was only New Zealand after all. Now I must go and watch my butler you there trainning as a strike break if the firefighting chaps walk out, not that it will make a lot of differents they can't pay for the petrol for the engines What what.

Good day old boys, hows things ? Not seen this ol' topic in a while, so i thought i'd post a little. Just enjoyed some very nice supper and just washing it down with a cuppa. Enjoy the nice night chaps im sure the sunshine wont last long.

Tally ho.

One can safely say that one has had a spiffingly English day today, one attended the local Shetland Pony derby, (Where one did chortle at the pantomine horse race, which reminds one of another spiffingly English thing, pantomines!) and one did partake in a proper game of cricket, what what! One was not on top form, however, and one did clobber one's friend when one let go of the bat! Don't panic chaps, he is alright now! What will you chaps be doing over half term?

I must say that not all sports by those outsiders are bad, I've been watching the Ice hockey and it is quite amusing seeing full grown men been thrown across the ice. I say keep it up canada you are an offspring of England after all what what.
Tally ho to the Toronto Maple Leafs for next year what.

Oh come on. Why do Limeys think they are better than everyone else?
I was married to a limey once, BIGGEST misstake of my life!

At 5/24/04 02:54 PM, SpoiledRotten wrote: Oh come on. Why do Limeys think they are better than everyone else?
I was married to a limey once, BIGGEST misstake of my life!

Well my dear if it was that much of a problem how did you get to the stage of being married. I say what about that poor fellow who ended up with a yank what.

At 5/24/04 03:00 PM, chefcoop wrote:

At 5/24/04 02:54 PM, SpoiledRotten wrote: Oh come on. Why do Limeys think they are better than everyone else?
I was married to a limey once, BIGGEST misstake of my life!

Well my dear if it was that much of a problem how did you get to the stage of being married. I say what about that poor fellow who ended up with a yank what.

First of all I am Russian, so dont even dare to call me a Yank,
we got drunk and went to vegas.. and he was the worst I've ever had.!

At 5/24/04 03:02 PM, SpoiledRotten wrote:

Well my dear if it was that much of a problem how did you get to the stage of being married. I say what about that poor fellow who ended up with a yank what.

First of all I am Russian, so dont even dare to call me a Yank,
we got drunk and went to vegas.. and he was the worst I've ever had.

Well if one will drink to much it is one own fault. Now run along before I have a word with those S.A.S chaps what.

Serves you damn right woman. We brits are loyal and true, i dare say you crushed that mans spirit, and it will take years of tea and scones to make him better.

At 5/24/04 02:54 PM, SpoiledRotten wrote: Oh come on. Why do Limeys think they are better than everyone else?
I was married to a limey once, BIGGEST misstake of my life!

One does not feel that one is a 'limey' (Whatever that means), nor does one find that he is better than you, Miss SpoiledRotten. Besides, you can't count on everyone you meet to be an ideal husband/wife, find someone else!

Why did she say we were thinking we are thinking ourselves better than anyone else, we are not being pretentious in any way old girl so settle down, no if you'll excuse its the second chukka of our polo game whatwhat

At 5/24/04 03:12 PM, DAmainman wrote:

One does not feel that one is a 'limey' (Whatever that means),

I think your find old bean that the term limey date back to when our sailor fellows were sail to america and they eat lime to stop scurvy which is from of gum disease. One should use the history section in ones library more. Now I must get back to my game of polo, tally ho!!

My my the navy, ours is the finest in the world whatwhat Ones Family can be traced back far as is tradition in the Jackson clan our family is very similar to the royals in many ways whatwhat

Ah, yes the navy. One tries to keep the tradition going, but one can't tear oneself away from one's prized yacht, the 'HMS Lady Ria'. Still, the tradition lives on and one can also indulge in a few leisure activities at the same time: Fishing, swimming, shuffleboard. the only problem is that one's balls keep rolling about on the billiards table.

One caught a huge bass today. It must have weighed in at ten pounds. Jeeves cooked it up a treat on the barbeque and we all washed it down with a spot of Darjeeling

"Jeeves, set a course for Blighty old boy!"

At 5/24/04 10:47 AM, EatonBoy wrote: What ho chaps, how is everyone today whatwhat one must say that our boys are stuffing those Kiwis at Lords A-MAZIE-ING isn't it oh well tea and swiss roll anyone?

Jolly good show, chaps. Especially that Andrew Strauss fellow. An inspired performance at the crease over the five days and on a debut to boot. One has been left in awe. Good show

by jove, as a english man who has been drinkin a typical litre of english white storm and it wrecked i would like to say....'dont likey'
good nite

My Goodness old boy that sounds suspiously like that cider stuff drunk by the common folk whatwhat, the only alcohol consumed around here is Brandy, Pimms or Bollenger, we are too refined for cider, just ask jeaves.

Morning chaps, just got word there is a crisis at the palace, so now when ones butler has give one his morning cup of tea, one shall take one spitfire to London to save the Queen what.
Toodle-pip

At 5/24/04 08:35 PM, EatonBoy wrote: My Goodness old boy that sounds suspiously like that cider stuff drunk by the common folk whatwhat, the only alcohol consumed around here is Brandy, Pimms or Bollenger, we are too refined for cider, just ask jeaves.

Brandy, it the only drink for ones refined taste what.

I say that spoiledrotten charcter has been on another thread calling our country 'limeyland' the cheek of it. The Queen will here of this what what.

At 5/25/04 03:55 AM, Chefcoop wrote: I say that spoiledrotten charcter has been on another thread calling our country 'limeyland' the cheek of it. The Queen will here of this what what.

Well, what do you expect. She lives in Yankeeland and doesn't have much truck for us English chaps, eh.

I got back from the med today, only to find that some of Johnny Foreigner's lot had take up residence on the lawn of one's mansion. I sent Jeeves out with a polite warning, that if they did not vacate one's lawn, then one should take off one's belt, and by thunder, one's trousers would fall down.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I do declare that Johnny Foriegner hunting season officially open. (Look out soon for official JFH point scoring and ranking tables) Get off Her Majesty's land! The hounds will be released in five minutes

At 5/25/04 08:08 AM, Coop83 wrote: I got back from the med today, only to find that some of Johnny Foreigner's lot had take up residence on the lawn of one's mansion.

Well my fellow there best way of stopping foreign sort getting on ones yawn is land mines just round the egde when they tread on one they do run and it keeps the hounds well feed what. The crisis at the palace is over her majesty has picked a hat for chelsa today.
Tally ho chaps I'm off to shot those french fogs on the channel islands.

Dirty foreigners invading our eloved Blighty. Jeeves, my dear man, release the hounds, and make sure you bring me my blunderbuss, shall you.

*sips brandy*

May the best man win Coop old boy, tally ho.

Foot ball sucks..

At 5/25/04 08:41 AM, The_Flames_Fan wrote: Foot ball sucks..

My dear little scamp, run along now and tell Jeves that you are allowd to play with the hounds.

*heh heh heh*