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At 5/22/04 07:11 PM, RoadsteR wrote: I'll cast a spell on you guys.. someday.. I hope

I say what is this silly chap going on about?

Clear off RoadsterR their a good chap this is a English post for English people. We won't have your sort round here.

I say, I say, one does chortle at the amount of people (American, Dutch and English alike) posting on this thread complaining about its length when they themselves are actually artificially lengthening it! One feels that anyone from any country may join this topic anyhow, as long as they can do a jolly good English accent, what what!

At 5/22/04 06:33 PM, EatonBoy wrote: excuse me old bean what do you mean kind of english this is real english

no its not. im english and dont talk posh, i cant even say words over 3 syllables and when i speak im mostly swearing

At 5/23/04 08:43 AM, morphs_apprentice wrote: no its not. im english and dont talk posh, i cant even say words over 3 syllables and when i speak im mostly swearing

*sigh* Listen fellow we know here in england its not all Porshe talk, as many sterotypical foreigners think. This post was just made as a larf a looong time ago, please do not worry about it. And all you do is swear? Most absurd!

At 5/23/04 08:19 AM, DAmainman wrote: I say, I say, one does chortle at the amount of people (American, Dutch and English alike) posting on this thread complaining about its length when they themselves are actually artificially lengthening it! One feels that anyone from any country may join this topic anyhow, as long as they can do a jolly good English accent, what what!

My dear fellow you can't let all these foreign sorts on this tread. I say we go over and give them a damn good thrashing.
Tally Bally Ho !

My dear fellow you can't let all these foreign sorts on this tread. I say we go over and give them a damn good thrashing.
Tally Bally Ho !

yea but we dont know you actuallt talk like that and im english and i think your taking the piss

sorry i ment actually

At 5/23/04 08:19 AM, DAmainman wrote: One feels that anyone from any country may join this topic anyhow, as long as they can do a jolly good English accent, what what!

By jove, one believes this to be a truly wonderful suggestion.

At 5/23/04 01:26 PM, leeboy105 wrote:

At 5/23/04 08:19 AM, DAmainman wrote: One feels that anyone from any country may join this topic anyhow, as long as they can do a jolly good English accent, what what!

By jove, one believes this to be a truly wonderful suggestion.

what do you talk about with these accents

At 5/23/04 01:23 PM, morphs_apprentice wrote: yea but we dont know you actuallt talk like that and im english and i think your taking the piss

God. How retarded are you?

This thread is not meant to accurately portray British people. This thread was made itself by a British citizen. This thread is for people to have A LAUGH.

Hwarrr... What what? More tea and crumpets? Jolly good, old boy!

God. How retarded are you?

This thread is not meant to accurately portray British people. This thread was made itself by a British citizen. This thread is for people to have A LAUGH.

Hwarrr... What what? More tea and crumpets? Jolly good, old boy!

shut up im not fuckin retarted. i thought you were some people taking the piss

At 5/23/04 03:03 PM, morphs_apprentice wrote: shut up im not fuckin retarted. i thought you were some people taking the piss

We are taking the piss, but of peoples' risible misconceptions of the English demeanour and speech.

At 5/23/04 03:09 PM, leeboy105 wrote:
We are taking the piss, but of peoples' risible misconceptions of the English demeanour and speech.

For example, old boy. I would normally talk with a bit of a brummay accent, sow this just lets me get a little further detached from realitay, if yow get moy meaning.

by the by chaps, you missed an excellent game of cricket today. Our lads won by four wickets. Jolly good show, eh?

At 5/23/04 02:57 PM, BananaBread_Muffin wrote:

This thread is not meant to accurately portray British people. This thread was made itself by a British citizen. This thread is for people to have A LAUGH.

Hwarrr... What what? More tea and crumpets? Jolly good, old boy!

That right, good show old boy. We English in enjoy a good lark, I say has anyone seen my monocle.

What a spiffing day for a spot of motor car racing. I'm in Monaco, on my yatcht. What a jolly good race, even though that I-Tie won it. Still, it's better than old Harry Hun winning and spoiling everybody's fun, eh, what what.

Tis a damn shame that Jenson Button didn't win, but never mind. There are more races to be run and I'm sure he'll come up trumps when he gets to Silverstone.

Still, what lovely weather we are having in the harbour. I might go for a quick dip, what. Maybe I'll get Jeeves to park next to the casino, so I can win even more cash, to go with the oodles I already have.

Toodle-oo chaps

Oh my goodness ! one has been away working on ones yacht today, one had to get the mast re erected and it looks like one missed all the action damn shame what

At 5/23/04 06:15 PM, EatonBoy wrote: Oh my goodness ! one has been away working on ones yacht today, one had to get the mast re erected and it looks like one missed all the action damn shame what

By jove that was damn bad luck, It must a great strain when one has to re erected ones mast. Oh well must fly, chocks all!

At 5/24/04 04:52 AM, chefcoop wrote:

At 5/23/04 06:15 PM, EatonBoy wrote: Oh my goodness ! one has been away working on ones yacht today, one had to get the mast re erected.

By jove that was damn bad luck, It must a great strain when one has to re erected ones mast. Oh well must fly, chocks all!

Sorry chocks away, what was one thinking.

Morning chaps! I say, spiffing day here, although the weather's not quite as good as it was in Monaco yesterday! Oh well must dash, I'm having elevenses with the Duke of York.

I say chaps. What a damned shame for those boy the Jag-wahs. Apparently, they lost a diamond worth £140,000 in the race yesterday. Still, not to worry, eh?

I've decided to pop round to Gibraltar today for a spot of fishing in the Med. The sea's lovely and cool and the totty is spot on.

Anyone fancy a dip?

what ho chaps, I just landed the Spitfire at loyal Gibralter. Now when my butler by the name of you there brings the Bently round I'll be off to my country villa anyone fancy coming over for a cup of tea or maybe a slice of cake what what.

Hello chaps!

Did anybody see that jhonny forighner Schumacher crash his racing conterapion yesterday? it was most entertaining!

toodle pip!

At 5/24/04 08:44 AM, LeapOfFaith wrote: Hello chaps!

Did anybody see that jhonny forighner Schumacher crash his racing conterapion yesterday? it was most entertaining!

toodle pip!

Indeed it was most entertaining old boy, nothing like seeing the Hun getting what they deserve what what.

What ho chaps, how is everyone today whatwhat one must say that our boys are stuffing those Kiwis at Lords A-MAZIE-ING isn't it oh well tea and swiss roll anyone?

At 5/24/04 10:47 AM, EatonBoy wrote: What ho chaps, how is everyone today whatwhat one must say that our boys are stuffing those Kiwis at Lords A-MAZIE-ING isn't it oh well tea and swiss roll anyone?

Why my dear fellow it not amazing for they are only colonialist playing an English game what what.

Yes but my dear fellow it is true that although us english invented all decent games those cheeky colonialist chappies normally beat us at them, and after we pilliged there lands for centuries this is how they repay us, damn shame

Yes tis a shame old chap that the ozzys can beats at cricket, but at least we can beat them at rugger what.

I know wizard isn't it

Indubitably with a bing and bong and a buzz buzz buzz. At least they play our games unlike those awfull americans what what.