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One is very surprised by the activeness of EatonBoy on this thread, that old bean seems to spend every half hour checking to see if a cohort has posted! Dear chap, take some tea to calm your nerves, there are more things to life than Newgrounds and talking in Old English accents, such as cricket, crumpets...............erm.............tea............um....God Save the Queen?

At 5/19/04 02:03 PM, DAmainman wrote: One is very surprised by the activeness of EatonBoy on this thread, that old bean seems to spend every half hour checking to see if a cohort has posted! Dear chap, take some tea to calm your nerves, there are more things to life than Newgrounds and talking in Old English accents, such as cricket, crumpets...............erm.............tea............um....God Save the Queen?

It is just that one wants to show the Yanks that us British Fellows can beat the Yanks at their own game whatwhat, I will never rest till this is the biggest post on NG, which so far is double the amount of this, OH WELL ! Hope I'm not stealing your thunder old chap

At 5/19/04 02:15 PM, deck_head_tottie wrote:
It's quite alright chap. Or as those rapscallion Americans would say: "OMFG!11!! STFU N00B".

My Goodness! They are so vulgar aren't they? one hastens to add the fact that one of the littlte rascals called one a "Douche", it really was quite traumatic whatwhat

At 5/19/04 02:12 PM, EatonBoy wrote: I will never rest till this is the biggest post on NG, which so far is double the amount of this, OH WELL !

Not a good idea to mention that I'm afraid dear chap, these 'biggest topics' are always full to the brim of spam, which is whyn they were locked, by some chaps posting sporadic things such as 'adwufefeaifeifi' or 'poop'. Our thread is a philisophical discussion and documentarial insight into the world of the 'missing' stereotypical English accent that so many people believe in, but cannot possibly hope to witness in a 100% authentic form. (Kind of like the Loch Ness Monster) We rely on people like Americans and all those around the world to leave their stereotyping behind them, and join us English (And Scottish) folk in a round of very good old English impersonations.

(*Thinks* "Why the heck did I bother writing three speeches about the purpose of this topic if they all mean basically the same thing? Oh well, I guess it will be seen by those who can't be arsed to go back and read the other two......")

By the way, nice to know that you are online at the same time as me for once, old chap. One has decided to add you to the buddy list, to cement our friendship. (No, that does not mean that we will have cement poured on top of us.)

Greetings chaps! one is currently enjoying a brew and eating...noodles so it seems. how queer! One finds anything other that tea/crumpets/bacon/scones/croquet rather odd! I mean-Noo-Duls? sounds quite notoriously queer in my eyes. Ah well they taste whacko and the ta is just ding dong! tatty byes!

At 5/19/04 02:35 PM, Joxa wrote: One finds anything other that tea/crumpets/bacon/scones/croquet rather odd!

you mean you do not enjoy some rather spiffy Bread and Butter with Cream of Tomato Soup? How dare you young man *slaps wrist* hmph!

toodle oo, gentlemen and ladies.

At 5/19/04 02:38 PM, cool_penguin_0 wrote: you mean you do not enjoy some rather spiffy Bread and Butter with Cream of Tomato Soup? How dare you young man *slaps wrist* hmph!

toodle oo, gentlemen and ladies.

tomato soup makes me vomit my good man! Tis amusing tho as it looks like blood hohoho1

At 5/19/04 02:29 PM, DAmainman wrote: By the way, nice to know that you are online at the same time as me for once, old chap. One has decided to add you to the buddy list, to cement our friendship. (No, that does not mean that we will have cement poured on top of us.)

My goodness that would be quite a predicament whatwhat, well one has done likewise to you, one also feels that Mr Joxa will be added due to his agreement to consume tea and tea cake with one whatwhat now one thinks it is time to get back to the yank bashing

At 5/18/04 05:39 PM, god22 wrote:
and remember L is labour, L is for lice

Yes we all must vote conservative whatwhat we don't want to give power to the unwashed masses do we? I say nay, that or we can vote BNP to keep Johnny Foreigner out by jove !

At 5/18/04 05:39 PM, god22 wrote: and remember L is labour, L is for lice

Which brings us nicely to the news of the day, Tony Blair having a condom (Which was full of purple-dyed flour) thrown at his back in the house of commons! Oh, dear me chaps, this is a most frightful issue about the security in our goverment! (To those who like Labour party or T.Blair) Tell me chaps, should one laugh, cry, or simply not care?

Personally I'd like to see The Queen in power, she'd show those foreign types what for! And she's a real woman too, not like those American supermodels.

P.S: I've ditched the Northern accent because even though I talk like that, it takes way too long to type it!

One thinks that security was extremely poor in Westminster whatwhat. New Idea BY JOVE! all the chaps who are on this post must make a pact to post atleast once a day on it (Or more in my case) that'll show the New World who rules the post in size now whoes up for dying some flour?

At 5/20/04 12:58 PM, EatonBoy wrote: New Idea BY JOVE! all the chaps who are on this post must make a pact to post atleast once a day on it (Or more in my case)

No problem here, I'm on Newgrounds every single day, though I admit that I don't visit the BBS every day, so now I will. But besides myself, you and Joxa, there are no true regulars on this topic. (Though SCD comes close)

Well chaps I'll make sure I post more often, in between singing the national anthem and attending garden parties anyway! Lets give those Johnny Foreigners what for shall we, or would you rather just enjoy some tea and scones?

At 5/20/04 01:15 PM, DAmainman wrote: No problem here, I'm on Newgrounds every single day, though I admit that I don't visit the BBS every day, so now I will. But besides myself, you and Joxa, there are no true regulars on this topic. (Though SCD comes close)

TOP HOLE! old boy I'm sure once the rest of the British contingent read this they will participate as well oh well have a celabratory cup of tea and JAM (NOT jelly) doughnut

Oh golly it's awfully quiet on here tonight, but with it being such a glorious summers evening I'm thinking everyone's out having garden parties with The Queen, or enjoying a spot of cricket on the village green.

Your a fukin racist dude

At 5/20/04 02:14 PM, scratchscientist wrote: Oh golly it's awfully quiet on here tonight, but with it being such a glorious summers evening I'm thinking everyone's out having garden parties with The Queen, or enjoying a spot of cricket on the village green.

omg it's so englandy

At 5/20/04 02:25 PM, MysterioUFO wrote: Your a fukin racist dude

my goodness you silly fellow can't you see he's english? how can he be racist to a race he belongs to? now scratch we need one more for our feilding XI so strap up your cricket pads whatwhat and drink a strong cup of tea they are putting their fast bowler out first and he's got a wizard aim, the gane should be beezer though

At 5/20/04 02:25 PM, MysterioUFO wrote: Your a fukin racist dude

Says you, telling jokes about Polacks.

Anyhows I'd love a game of cricket right now, can't beat the good old sound of leather on willow! Takes a jolly long time to get all those pads on though eh? Must take tea first though, wouldn't want to get worn out now would I? Might go for cucumber sandwiches cut into little triangles.

cucumber sandwiches? Rather. Might join you in the cricket also. Do you prefer to bat or bow, old boy?

Tally ho and Pip pip

ahhh yes it'll a piece of cake, ill post once a day for you, maybe even more if you're lucky.

yay here is a new one! Sweden!!!! gogogogo... wtf?!

Exucse me! we are English you foolish swedish chap, the only swede care for round here is Sven Goran Erikson whatwhat, now are there any of those cucumber sandwhiches left, I must have before I complete my century at Lords.

Teach me the ways of english.
when i try it sounds like i am "queer" haha is that english?

At 5/20/04 05:24 PM, shdowofthepain wrote: Teach me the ways of english.
when i try it sounds like i am "queer" haha is that english?

Sorry this post is a philisophical discussion about being English and the Englishness of England whatwhat now run along you little scamp before I roll up and the Times and give you a hiding

I had never actually bothered to stop and read this thread before but now that I did, wow. Its fucking insane!