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Ah Mr Mindgame are you English I couldn't deduice from your profile though you are cordially invited to have my friendship as mission is to make friends with all fellow brits, and maybe a few colonialists (see posts at the bottom of last page) I beleve I have only succeded at getting Mr Joxa so far

You know I think I have been abandoned oh well it is 03:40 on monday morning toodle pip lads

Golly good Ill have a beoir

An alcoholic beverage at high tea, thats very unsporting old chap unless its a pimms what, or a nice glass of bollenger well off to highbury I go RARARA Arsenal what

Im sorry but Im an alcoholic

Oh well never mind old chap but why bother with beer,its the drink of the proliteriate how about a snifter of port ? oh I am being naughty Mahmah wont be pleased

No no thats fine ill have no sugar then please

One's cohorts seem to have been very active on this thread last night, one was left an entire page behind!One can now concede that Eaton Boy has much more energy for this topic, what what, which makes me look more tired chaps! One must sip a cuppa to reaewaken oneself.

wtf. English people are dumb fucks.

I'm kidding

At 5/17/04 03:01 PM, DAmainman wrote: One's cohorts seem to have been very active on this thread last night, one was left an entire page behind!One can now concede that Eaton Boy has much more energy for this topic, what what, which makes me look more tired chaps! One must sip a cuppa to reaewaken oneself.

One must must apologise old chap, one doesn't wish to show one to be lazy if one isn't what, would one like Jeaves to give one a serving of jam roly poly with ones tea ?

At 5/7/04 10:37 AM, DAmainman wrote: Shall no-one submit to this spiffing topic but I? Very well, some more definitions for you chaps:

Tea and Crumpets - A type of drink and biscuit (Which you would have guessed by now) that are commonly eaten as a mid-morning snack. (Of course, crumpets are very hard to find, since supermarkets don't stock them, so no-one eats them but Joxa) Dip crumpet into tea for extra yumminess.

I must say old boy a crumpet is more like a savouiry type of muffin with hole on top and supermarkets stock them as Joxa isn't the only one who munches them But they a spiffing treat before lunch with Mahmah

At 5/17/04 03:03 PM, NectarineClock wrote: wtf. English people are dumb fucks.

I'm kidding

You besta be kiddin

My goodness Mr Mike you have gone Italien, which reminds me are you actually British or a colonialist ? this isn't a place for foriegners you know, those shifty fellows with there large beards and shifty looking eyes OOhhhhhhhh if we run into them we'll have to give them what for with our rolled up newspapers and fist shaking

Im Euro but i live near England Im just trying to stick up for our kind kk

My GOD! Johnny Forigner has infiltrated our post, oh well whilst your here you may as well have another have another cup of tea old chap, tell us what news from the continent?

Not much news to report good friend. how are things with u
it seams like uve taking controle of this post whear is Joxa?

Ah Mr Joxa, He seems to be a rather nocturnal fellow thiugh I'm afraid I don't know why as I only met the chap yesterday, what a funny chap he is though he make me laugh everso, any way I think I have taken this over because of my DEE-LITE-FUL 20's faux london accent rather than my real 2004 London accent what? that and I feel rather shocked by those crass and vulger (for the most part) American fellows in their topics what

My goodness! where have all the chaps gone ho hum! their tea and crumpets are getting cold what

(To be read in an over the top Yorkshire accent)
Alreet lads, arm from t'North. Oooop 'ere, "tea" is "a brew", as in "mek us a brew". Strange that int it? Anyway you're all welcome to join us for a brew anytime, and a slice of Yorkshire Curd.

my goodness! such a culture shock, its someone from the land of so called muck and brass whatwaht, well I don't know about brew? but how about high tea with Jam and scones, and you must tell me my good fellow what is this yorkshire curd of what you speak ?

Aye that sounds reet good to me. A liike a bit o' scones every now an' then. T'Yorkshire Curd is this reet sweet stuff wi' raisins in. Anyways got to go work down t'pit now. Catch yez laters.

My my my my my. im English aswell, isnt that amasing? we have so much in common. im from down south in Kent. shine ya shoos guvna? anyone been usin' the ol' cockney dialect?

Weel you see my good lad I am from London and I am shamed not Eaton but a less well bread part whatwhat I would use the cockny accent but I prefer my new personality with My Dee - Lite - Ful faux 20's accent whatwhat, and my dear fellow you are much too posh coming from kent to be using that beastly accent now pull yourself together and have a nice cup of tea with a sconethat should make you as right as rain then we can have a game of cricket on the Village green what

At 5/18/04 02:04 PM, scratchscientist wrote: Aye that sounds reet good to me. A liike a bit o' scones every now an' then. T'Yorkshire Curd is this reet sweet stuff wi' raisins in. Anyways got to go work down t'pit now. Catch yez laters.

My goodness sounds yummers whatwhat, my what a nice northen fellow

England rules. I hope all the Americans are open minded on this site rather than being swept in all the bush and media propaganda.

anyone from Yorkshire here.

One suggests you look a slight way up the page good fellow for a delightful chappy called scratch scientist, now will you join me for High tea with spotted dick and custard whatwhat

yes that accent is behind me now whatwhat i dont know what on earth came over me. yes a game of cricket sound like a bloody marvolous idea my good man lets got too it

Oh GOOD SHOW OLD CHAP! we'll have a wizard game what and during the lunch time break we can have a nice glass of Pimms or a nice glass of Bollenger whatwhat

My goodness it is a very quiet day on this post today whatwhat one thinks that not enough tea is being drunk