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At 10/18/03 10:29 PM, iscrulz wrote: Good day mate, how bout some shrimp on the barbie. You bloats get in that dinghy with your shela...Typical austrilian stereotype.

I'm of to the dunny, the shrimp has given me a dicky tummy. Rack of you mongrel. Some other words used.

Rugby sucks. And rugby is more popular wish Welsh people than English people.

At 10/19/03 10:02 AM, leeboy105 wrote:
I'm of to the dunny, the shrimp has given me a dicky tummy. Rack of you mongrel. Some other words used.

One believes that something else caused your dicky tummy.

Has anyone seen the 'Joxa for king' topic? It has been started by One_crazy_lemming, and he is trying to elect Joxa as the next king of England. Jolly good idea, isn't it? The most English of English posters to this topic as our new monarch! One thinks it would be a jolly good idea togo and see. Hip, ho, hurrah! Ta, ta!

You can't elect a kind, he has to be the heir to the throne to be the next king, or marry a princess, and there arent anti that can become queen, so the best he can hope for is prime minister, although I think he'll have better chance as governor of California.

At 10/19/03 01:11 PM, You_Fucking_Cunts wrote: You can't elect a kind, he has to be the heir to the throne to be the next king, or marry a princess, and there arent anti that can become queen, so the best he can hope for is prime minister, although I think he'll have better chance as governor of California.

............ Lighten up, we're having a laugh!

One is eating a roast beef sandwich, enjoying classical music and drinking tea,perfect perfect day:)

This is one_crazy_lemmings dear wife. Unfortunately he has been banned for 5 days. Oh well, toodle pip from a chapess, and e will return soon to serve as Joxas prime minister. And all on these threads who are truly english shall be in the new world government.

Tally ho, mates,
Be a bit of a good day for a bit o' snoggin under the bridge with a female, methinks!

At 10/19/03 04:12 PM, Joxa wrote: One is eating a roast beef sandwich, enjoying classical music and drinking tea,perfect perfect day:)

Sounds absolutely delightful. A wonderful way to relax and wind down. How fortunate is thee.

hello chaps, one would love to stay and chit-chat chinwag folly doddle but one has the boring world of college tomorrow so one is going to bed. With a cup of tea of course.

Cheerio!

Hello mates, the evening is still young and I have yet have my dinner, I need a cupa and some scones before then though.

At 10/18/03 05:12 PM, Joxa wrote: greetings chaps! tea on tap tonight!!!

I'M BACK!!!!

so what's everybody been up too?? damn things have changed some more. what's new in here!!

I say, it has been a year since one has seen this rather spiffing thread, what with all the cricket and football to enjoy, and one was surprised to see it still alive- in the loosest sense of the word, roffle!

im bak
i have just moved(not out of ulverston)
again~
this is ones 5th move one is becoming anoyed
well wat has one missed

come on, cheps, think of a conversation for oneself to participate in... in proper language, of course.

this thread is getting rather off the point these days. And the point is: One is english, and one is proud of it, so screw you americans!! although your probably my fifth cousin twice removed if one looks back on a genetics tree.

Pip pip!

At 10/22/03 02:28 PM, no_one_cares_for_me wrote: come on, cheps, think of a conversation for oneself to participate in... in proper language, of course.

this thread is getting rather off the point these days. And the point is: One is english, and one is proud of it, so screw you americans!! although your probably my fifth cousin twice removed if one looks back on a genetics tree.

Pip pip!

Hey, the point of the topic is to help get rid of racism between the English, Scottish and the Americans. I mean, we're proving how dense you must be
to really believe that people are actually like what we think they are. (eg. The Irish don't spend all their time going out to pubs, nor are they obsessed with potatoes) Let us all keep up the cheer and have a jolly good time on this fine thread! Pip, pip!

Hello chaps! I must say, it's been rather cold these few days. The bad weather just suddenly appeared. Oh well, one will just have to consume a few more cups of tea to keep one warm.

Hello chaps! The weather is getting frightfully cold,but of course one has been keeping warm with generous helping of tea and good ol' lancashire hotpot! Sure he hotpot may be of the microwaveable variety but one is still estactic that it tastes simply delicious!

Well cheerio pipip!

One is sick to one's back teeth with this cold weather! One's lips are cracked, and one has split it in 5 places! Time to break out the vaseline and Chapsticks I guess......

Joxa are u not cold in barrow
its cold here very cold like my bro said but in scotland its snowing :D
one is suprized a while bak one went up to scotland
and at ones friends houes there was frost on the garden
one is woundring
id it as bad here as it is in scotland because as u do know one just moved

cheerio, chaps, any one fancy a good ol' game of cricket around her majesticys yard, and then go to madam tusauds for a bit of slap and tickle with the fine ladies of pleasure ?

At 10/24/03 01:41 PM, jossos wrote: cheerio, chaps, any one fancy a good ol' game of cricket around her majesticys yard, and then go to madam tusauds for a bit of slap and tickle with the fine ladies of pleasure ?

One would very much enjoy a game of tennis, the proper English sport. (I've not said cricket because, although we're the home of it, we are utter crap at it) One also enjoys polo, badminton, eating contests, (tea and biccies, of course) viewing art, talking about how wonderful I am etc.

Oy-oy lads, you want some proppa english? Well bollocks to you all then...

Yes, I'm half English living in Birmingham...

At 10/24/03 03:28 PM, Cr0no wrote: Oy-oy lads, you want some proppa english? Well bollocks to you all then...

Yes, I'm half English living in Birmingham...

And I'm a Scottish person living in the lake district. What else is new?

At 10/24/03 03:28 PM, Cr0no wrote: Oy-oy lads, you want some proppa english? Well bollocks to you all then...

Yes, I'm half English living in Birmingham...

You're not understanding this topic are you? We're making fun of the stereotypes that exist about English people and 'Ye Olde English'. It's a bit of harmless fun and we don't care what 'proppa english' is.

Hah!! Im part Russian Jew, and part East Anglian hemp farmer. How cool is that????

Hah!! Im part Russian Jew, and part East Anglian hemp farmer. How cool is that????

At 10/26/03 03:44 PM, no_one_cares_for_me wrote: Hah!! Im part Russian Jew, and part East Anglian hemp farmer. How cool is that????

as cool as making double post.

But if ur telling the truth, then yes, it's interesting.

The weather down Devonshire way is a bit chilly, what? Couldn't get me tractor to start this mornin'! Oh well, cup of tea now, Aaarrr!!!