A very english post.

[Joxa]

Hello chaps!

I was just peeking at the BBS when one noticed that most of the chaps are american! I know its MADDD isnt it? So i decided to make this post. As you chaps can see its all very english and one hopes it becomes a very popular post! So all u english chaps! lets make this the best post ever! and if yu americans post we'll duff you in the noggin!

What what!

Ohhh! gracious i forgot! Tea and crumpets for all! and scones!

[Master-Of-Elements]

STFU, YOU BAD-THEETH BRIT!

[Bomb-Clock]

At 11/27/02 01:59 PM, Joxa wrote: Hello chaps!

I was just peeking at the BBS when one noticed that most of the chaps are american! I know its MADDD isnt it? So i decided to make this post. As you chaps can see its all very english and one hopes it becomes a very popular post! So all u english chaps! lets make this the best post ever! and if yu americans post we'll duff you in the noggin!

What what!

Ohhh! gracious i forgot! Tea and crumpets for all! and scones!

Greetings kind fellow! I had just finished my skinny dipping and I just so happened to notice your topics ever so quaint name. I hear there will be tea and crumpets? Well I take mine strong with no milk & 2 sugars.

Those american boys had rather not ruin our tea party or we'll rough them up and give them the what for!

What what! Oh yes!

WOMEN KNOW YOUR LIMITS! (Classic Harry Enfield show gag!)

[Joxa]

At 11/27/02 02:19 PM, Master_Of_Elements wrote: STFU, YOU BAD-THEETH BRIT!

Guffaw. oh my goodness the queen shall not be too happy! come come! let us not bicker! we all know my superior intellect is more than a match to yours!

[Joxa]

Greetings kind fellow! I had just finished my skinny dipping and I just so happened to notice your topics ever so quaint name. I hear there will be tea and crumpets? Well I take mine strong with no milk & 2 sugars.

Those american boys had rather not ruin our tea party or we'll rough them up and give them the what for!

What what! Oh yes!

WOMEN KNOW YOUR LIMITS! (Classic Harry Enfield show gag!)

no milk! well i prefer milk oh well!

it seems to me my good fellow that our tea party has been raped by one! oh my goodness hes so bruteish! no worrys! the queen will hear of this!

begone you ruffian or ill clip you round the ear.

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!(Baldrick Blackadder goes forth-Baldriks poem.)

[zoro]

I want some haggis its tasty. We british rule! Without us "the fifty first state," America would be polite in comparrison to the rest of the world. Because we are so jolly-darn nice.

shukks to you nanny-poos

[zoro]

At 11/27/02 02:35 PM, MartzVirus wrote: I'm english in real life and I find that post very fuking offensive! U even mentioned the tea and crumpets shit! That isnt all we eat and drink u know! I eat junk food and drink anything with sugar just like you!

Your an idiot.

[SkeletonGimp]

well i'm british and that american fellow is very much a ninny poop. Well i say i preffer green tea to british all the way from the fellows of china (ok i'm gonna post summit to that american shit head that posted above me with that insult to us brits, and i want you to cover your eyes if you hate delibarat bad spelling)

[ChromeX1337]

At 11/27/02 01:59 PM, Joxa wrote: Hello chaps!

I was just peeking at the BBS when one noticed that most of the chaps are american! I know its MADDD isnt it? So i decided to make this post. As you chaps can see its all very english and one hopes it becomes a very popular post! So all u english chaps! lets make this the best post ever! and if yu americans post we'll duff you in the noggin!

What what!

Ohhh! gracious i forgot! Tea and crumpets for all! and scones!

Jolly good chap! This shall be spiffing! Oh golly, my terriers have wandered off. Must dash! Tata!

God save the queen!

[SkeletonGimp]

At 11/27/02 02:19 PM, Master_Of_Elements wrote: STFU, YOU BAD-THEETH BRIT!

Well here's reoko from techi univers to say summit:

[SkeletonGimp]

Well master of the elements for profile picture would like to give a little old speach about you:

[Bomb-Clock]

At 11/27/02 02:51 PM, Darth-Clock wrote:

At 11/27/02 02:19 PM, Master_Of_Elements wrote: STFU, YOU BAD-THEETH BRIT!

Well here's reoko from techi univers to say summit:

Come now my right honourable friend, theres no need to use such indignitries. I am quite sure that if we just give the wretched scoundrel a piece of crumpet he will be off on his way.

Good heavens! What is this? It seems the Queen has lost her corgi's once again! Oh bother! Prince Charles will be most unsettled with all this malarky.

[NATAKUson]

heh

[ChromeX1337]

At 11/27/02 03:07 PM, IZAX wrote:
Good heavens! What is this? It seems the Queen has lost her corgis once again! Oh bother! Prince Charles will be most unsettled with all this malarky.

Paul Burrel must have unlawfully removed them, the cad! Apprehend the bounder!

[HornyMonkey]

Im welsh. I dont know any welsh slang. Can I use english words instead? I'm nice.
I'm not like the american-shit-head-n00b.

[Joxa]

At 11/27/02 02:39 PM, MartzVirus wrote: Soz, I didnt realize u were english as well, but its still offensive

How is it offensive. we're havving a LARFFFF!

[Life-Stream]

Heh, I'm English too, and i know we don't speak like that, i mean, who actually eats Crumpets with Tea? Apart from the posh people. i know we don't talk like that, but i'm not offended, i can take a joke. keep up the English speak chaps, i'm having a jolly good giggle. o_o

[Joxa]

yeh i know. but i eat crumpets and tea im not posh:s

neway.

I say chaps! i say we all discuss the politics, and how bloody disgraceful it is that the firemen are on strike! i mean, i bloody well burnt my cruumpet last nite and who was there to put it out? well one can say it was not a fireman! it was a bloody 10 mph green goddess! i was outraged i say to the young fellow " I SAY YOUNG FELLOW my crumpet is burnt, fix it riteaway or i shall be forced to call the law enforcement." the man looked me in the monocle and said ,"shutup."

OUTRAGEOUSSSSSSS!

[Bomb-Clock]

At 11/27/02 04:14 PM, Joxa wrote: yeh i know. but i eat crumpets and tea im not posh:s

neway.

I say chaps! i say we all discuss the politics, and how bloody disgraceful it is that the firemen are on strike! i mean, i bloody well burnt my cruumpet last nite and who was there to put it out? well one can say it was not a fireman! it was a bloody 10 mph green goddess! i was outraged i say to the young fellow " I SAY YOUNG FELLOW my crumpet is burnt, fix it riteaway or i shall be forced to call the law enforcement." the man looked me in the monocle and said ,"shutup."

OUTRAGEOUSSSSSSS!

Yes indeed! One was sitting in the games room, smoking a pipe & pondering the current state of affairs when one spontaneously combusted! Now usually this wouldn't be too much bother as the local fire brigadeers would extinguish one before one was too seriously charred. But now one is afraid one has completely combusted and now sits as a pile of human ashes, atop the ashes of ones authentic leather arm chair, in amongst the burnt out remains of ones countryside manor. But despite all that one still keeps a stiff upper lip, its what one must do. What what.

[HornyMonkey]

Last night a jolly bloke came to my humble abode.
He said "Hi, how ya doin i got sum fucked up piece of shit for a car and i need to call a breakdown service" in a ghastly american accent. I said, i said, i said, "No you may bloody-well not use my comunicative contraption called a telephone, because, my friend, i have an itchy scrotum and I'd rather scratch it than help such a filthy-mouthed buffoon like oneself!"
Then he said, he said, "ya dont have to be so nasty! I just need some help, why you such a stuck-up motherfucker?" I said "You better bugger off before I give you a jolly good belting!!!" He then threw a bloody her-uge brick through my double-glazing, council-paid window! That plonker! So i said,
i bloody-well said "I'll be informing one of England's jolly good team of law enforcers to come and give you a bloody stern talking to!" So I did and the police came almost immeadiatly and arrested the bugger! That toss-pot, bloody knock on my door using foul language like that and then smash my bloody window??? What a bloody buffoon! Golly-gosh!

[Joxa]

Well from one jolly english bloke to another. what a nasty horrible lot of wankers! oh my! plz forgive my crude use of the english language, i can be such the serpent sometimes!!

[Bomb-Clock]

At 11/27/02 04:36 PM, Joxa wrote: Well from one jolly english bloke to another. what a nasty horrible lot of wankers! oh my! plz forgive my crude use of the english language, i can be such the serpent sometimes!!

Oh thats quite alright chum! Oh look at the time, I'd best be off then! Give those oafs a proper good seeing to for me! Gentlemen I bid you farewell.

[Joxa]

Oh thats quite alright chum! Oh look at the time, I'd best be off then! Give those oafs a proper good seeing to for me! Gentlemen I bid you farewell.

Cheerio! My you sleep like a fish:D

(id like to say to any none english that come here reading some stuff slagging off americans DO NOT take it seriously. its just a bit of fun. i went ot florida last year and LOVED it. ok? ok)

[zoro]

At 11/27/02 04:54 PM, Joxa wrote:

Oh thats quite alright chum! Oh look at the time, I'd best be off then! Give those oafs a proper good seeing to for me! Gentlemen I bid you farewell.

Cheerio! My you sleep like a fish:D

(id like to say to any none english that come here reading some stuff slagging off americans DO NOT take it seriously. its just a bit of fun. i went ot florida last year and LOVED it. ok? ok)

So thats the sticky wicket, eh? I nearly resorted to taking my own david (david = bowie = knife = life).
well no more haggis-crumpets for me lads I think its time we had game of old rugger or cricket. ally-oop chaps.

[VisaFreak]

American, Brit, whatever...I love them all :-)

[TheNewAuk-defiant]

I, uh, speak English....

[Life-Stream]

Yeah, it's just a bloody good chin wag. One knows that one is exchanging in posts of banter. Jolly good i say, and about the firefighters i think they're bloody marvelous, raise their salary i say, they put their lifes on the line for us, so by Geeves, they should be geting paid like one Bill gates or other.

Seriously though, i think it's a bit unfair on the firefighters, people die unless they're there, cut someone elses salary.

[zoro]

Well, chaps. You'll never believe what happened to me last morrow. I was in LA on businuss trip, I was crossing the road when this very rude scoundrel stopped me and accused me of walking like Jay. I told him I knew nothing of any Jay and a mistake had been made on his part, well he was mad now and looked something like a pain in the gulliver. He began to crumple my top hat, well I was a fray, "give me back my bowler back you dirty little yankie!!!" I was most distressed. but just as my end was apparent the queen exploded on to the scene killed the man and saved the day from certain doom!

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

[MCFR4G]

I say all these Americans are acting kind of Queer, Now that's just not cricket!

Chocs away, Mums the word!

[Bomb-Clock]

At 11/27/02 06:55 PM, zoro wrote: Well, chaps. You'll never believe what happened to me last morrow. I was in LA on businuss trip, I was crossing the road when this very rude scoundrel stopped me and accused me of walking like Jay. I told him I knew nothing of any Jay and a mistake had been made on his part, well he was mad now and looked something like a pain in the gulliver. He began to crumple my top hat, well I was a fray, "give me back my bowler back you dirty little yankie!!!" I was most distressed. but just as my end was apparent the queen exploded on to the scene killed the man and saved the day from certain doom!

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

That was a stroke of good luck chum!
In her majesties service, One doesnt know why we dont just let that charming gentleman, Mr. Bond do all of our fighting for us, if we send him him on a trip to Iraq he would sort out the whole sticky predicament.
One doesnt need an army when one has 007.