My demands...

[MidnightEscape]

You, the people of Newgrounds, have a life in your hands.

I will let Darth go free if the following demands are met.

1: I am sent ten thousand dollars, all in one dollar bills folded into pleasurable origami shapes.

2: George Bush is given one thousand paper cuts, and then dipped in vinegar, than passed through a branch mulcher.

3: Emo's become respected.

4: I'm given a delicious foot massage by Britney Spears, on my left foot and Alicia Silverstone, in her batgirl outfit, on my right foot.

You have my demands. A life is in your hands.

[DanAbnormal]

HE ALREADY DEAD FOO'

[Fragment]

It's not aliiiive! *giggles8 It's just a toy, silly!

[meat-boy]

whys he wairing a sock with a spoon in it?

[HilariousGenocide]

What kind of poof buys a darth vader doll?

[Kaabi]

Whats up with the sock....And the spoon...

[gumOnShoe]

Ha Ha

You shop at old navy!

nobody respects you :P

think he knows its a doll? :/

[numbers]

DAMN YOU. WHY MUST YOU BE SO CRUEL, YOU CRUEL BASTARD, WITH YOUR CAP GUN AND AWESOME MASK!

You fucking terrorist. >:(

[MidnightEscape]

At 10/31/05 03:12 PM, HilariousGenocide wrote: What kind of poof buys a darth vader doll?

Doll... DOLL!!

You aren't taking these threats seriously. The sock is covering his amputated foot.

It's my girlfriends doll, but I kidnapped it.

[Dash-Underscore-Dash]

I say we just toss a gernade in and kill them both.

[Fantum]

At 10/31/05 03:09 PM, SleepInducedIntelect wrote: You have my demands. A life is in your hands.

*slap* snap out if it, man! nothing good ever came out of shooting inanimate objects!

[meat-boy]

At 10/31/05 03:14 PM, SleepInducedIntelect wrote:

At 10/31/05 03:12 PM, HilariousGenocide wrote: What kind of poof buys a darth vader doll?

Doll... DOLL!!

You aren't taking these threats seriously. The sock is covering his amputated foot.

It's my girlfriends doll, but I kidnapped it.

and...and the spoon?

[RoobyKillAll]

Why is your mom holding Darth Vador hostage in that pic... I don't get it.

[gumOnShoe]

At 10/31/05 03:15 PM, Fantum wrote:

At 10/31/05 03:09 PM, SleepInducedIntelect wrote: You have my demands. A life is in your hands.

*slap* snap out if it, man! nothing good ever came out of shooting inanimate objects!

On the contrary... if you are pinned down in a fire fight and there is a car by your enemy, shooting the gas tank is a very good thing to do... but unless thats some sort of vodoo doll...

[Fantum]

At 10/31/05 03:17 PM, gumOnShoe wrote:

At 10/31/05 03:15 PM, Fantum wrote:

At 10/31/05 03:09 PM, SleepInducedIntelect wrote: You have my demands. A life is in your hands.

*slap* snap out if it, man! nothing good ever came out of shooting inanimate objects!

On the contrary... if you are pinned down in a fire fight and there is a car by your enemy, shooting the gas tank is a very good thing to do... but unless thats some sort of vodoo doll...

ah, good point, there.....
so to rephrase,
*slap* snap out of it, man! nothing good ever came out of shooting a darth vader doll!

[MidnightEscape]

At 10/31/05 03:15 PM, Fantum wrote: At 10/31/05 03:09 PM, SleepInducedIntelect wrote: You have my demands. A life is in your hands.

*slap* snap out if it, man! nothing good ever came out of shooting inanimate objects!

You'd be surprised. You'd be verryyy surprised....

At 10/31/05 03:14 PM, lollerskaters wrote:

I say we just toss a gernade in and kill them both.

Nah, the door is jammed shut, and we have security everywhere.
But go ahead and try.

At 10/31/05 03:14 PM, numbers wrote:

DAMN YOU. WHY MUST YOU BE SO CRUEL, YOU CRUEL BASTARD, WITH YOUR CAP GUN AND AWESOME MASK!

You fucking terrorist. >:(

Sometimes it's necessary. That is all.

At 10/31/05 03:16 PM, meat-boy wrote:
Doll... DOLL!!

You aren't taking these threats seriously. The sock is covering his amputated foot.

It's my girlfriends doll, but I kidnapped it.

and...and the spoon?

...I have an interesting fetish, alright? -_- Tell no one.

At 10/31/05 03:17 PM, RoobyKillAll wrote:

Why is your mom holding Darth Vador hostage in that pic... I don't get it.

Why is that so confusing? She's obviously in on the scheme...

At 10/31/05 03:17 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: At 10/31/05 03:15 PM, Fantum wrote:

At 10/31/05 03:09 PM, SleepInducedIntelect wrote: You have my demands. A life is in your hands.

*slap* snap out if it, man! nothing good ever came out of shooting inanimate objects!

On the contrary... if you are pinned down in a fire fight and there is a car by your enemy, shooting the gas tank is a very good thing to do... but unless thats some sort of vodoo doll...

An acute analogy. And it's actually just Darth Vader, after the Jenny Craig diet and workout plan. He's shrunk and his skin is very baggy.

[Captain-Pugwash]

one of those demands just aint gonna happen......... emos will never be respected

[Modjo]

Oh yeah? This one will break all those women's hearts.

[MidnightEscape]

At 10/31/05 03:25 PM, Modjo wrote: Oh yeah? This one will break all those women's hearts.

You... Heartless... Bastard.

Darth is one thing, but that?

You're a monster.

[TheMaster]

At 10/31/05 03:25 PM, SleepInducedIntelect wrote:

At 10/31/05 03:25 PM, Modjo wrote: Oh yeah? This one will break all those women's hearts.

You... Heartless... Bastard.

Darth is one thing, but that?

You're a monster.

I agree. You have crossed the line...

[Buddhist]

At 10/31/05 03:25 PM, Modjo wrote: Oh yeah? This one will break all those women's hearts.

I praise you for finding that doll.

meat-boy has officially made me laff.

As for the topic starter, I can give you all the demands except the Emos being respected. That's just not going to happen.

[meat-boy]

At 10/31/05 03:34 PM, -Buddhist- wrote:

At 10/31/05 03:25 PM, Modjo wrote: Oh yeah? This one will break all those women's hearts.

I praise you for finding that doll.

meat-boy has officially made me laff.

As for the topic starter, I can give you all the demands except the Emos being respected. That's just not going to happen.

i love you now

[green-eagle1]

firstly:respect those emo's ok they have lives too it's up to them if they want to fill them with depresion and crap like that

second:taking dolls hostage is not wrong because some people realise that the dolls have lives too ok so i say KILL THE BASTERDS/BITCHES especialy that damn vader caus i keep gettin told he's my father and it annoy's me every time if u wanna findout why he's my asshole of a father read my profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETTERBOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[green-eagle1]

oh and i forgot to mention that all of the demands are decent ones espesially the george bush one and the origami thing i'm with the kidnapper/dollnapper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm with you man i'm with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ShinDenjin]

3 things...

1) Darth Vader's dead... you should kidnap James Earl Jones instead...

2) I don't think any one of us can afford $10,000

3) I don't know shit about doing origami...

so go ahead, fire away, I don't care.

[better-than-new]

I don't understand why "emo" appears in all the threads.