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At 9/3/06 02:14 AM, the_man_in_black_ wrote: Stuff

Lies and if it's really true, you're an asshole and should be shot.

Me: Hello, I'd like to order a pizza for delivery.
Phone Slave: Ok sir, what would you like on it?
Me: Um...make it half peanut butter, and half squid.
Phone Slave: I'm sorry sir, we don't carry those.
Me: WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T CARRY SQUID?! I WANNA SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!
Phone Slave: Just one second.
-Puts me on hold-
Manager: Is there a problem?

And then I hung up. And to this day I still regret not being able to think of something to say...

This guy at a supermarket cut infront of me cause he knew one of the clerks. They talked for about 20 mins, so when they were talking I took some small condoms from the aisle put them in his bag and then shot him with a bazooka

i got some fake blood at halloween and put my arm in my shirt and put the blood on the edge of my shirt and ran around yelling and screaming and by the way someone once put some condoms in my shoping bag while i was talking to a friend at the cash register hmmmm maybe you did it coinsedense i think not

At 10/30/05 02:11 PM, SicleOnASledge wrote: Changing the school computer internet starting pages to Goatse.

Win.

This.