Been seein' too many of them damned varmit in my truck. Can't go to the local general store without seein' one of them buggy-eyed pests chewin on my chaw. Hel, I can' even drive down to m' cousins hous fer some fun without seein' one of them critters chewin' my chaw.
Anybody got some ideas about how to get rid of them varmit? I figger I've tried almost everything in the goddamn book, includin' shootin them furry bastards and puttin' a block of swiss in the ol' coffee can and that didn' work. I need some fresh ideas.
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Maybe you should get an exterminater to take them out.
I fix my problems with fire and ball peen hammers.
At 10/28/05 09:29 PM, The-Blaminater wrote: Maybe you should get an exterminater to take them out.
Them "exterminarter" things or what ever yyou call them are worthless unless you shell over a whole kegfull of greenbacks, which i don' have, thank you very much.
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Fuck you, you goddamned redneck. Honestly tho, I've never heard the word "varmit" unless there was some inbreeding going on, which, in your case, is probably rampant in your family. Thanks for making my day, you fucking hick. You'll probably have deformed kids. It doesn't matter, you're probably too stupid to realize this.
At 10/28/05 10:10 PM, MasterOfTehB33r wrote: Fuck you, you goddamned redneck. Honestly tho, I've never heard the word "varmit" unless there was some inbreeding going on, which, in your case, is probably rampant in your family. Thanks for making my day, you fucking hick. You'll probably have deformed kids. It doesn't matter, you're probably too stupid to realize this.
Well if you ain't gonna be tellin me how to get rid of them damned varmit, don't post a reply.
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At 10/28/05 10:15 PM, Nightmare333 wrote: whats eh varmit?
y'know, them buggy eyed rats? rodents? Furry critters that eat any goddamned thing?
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At 10/28/05 10:14 PM, The_Ghoul wrote:
Well if you ain't gonna be tellin me how to get rid of them damned varmit, don't post a reply.
To tell you the truth, you need advice on more than that. If I were u, I'd go ahead and shoot urself, remove your putrid genes from the gene pool
At 10/28/05 10:28 PM, -newgrounds- wrote: this topic strangly arouses my genetalia..
Do you fuck your cousin like the fucking white trash hick who started this topic?
At 10/28/05 10:30 PM, MasterOfTehB33r wrote:At 10/28/05 10:28 PM, -newgrounds- wrote: this topic strangly arouses my genetalia..Do you fuck your cousin like the fucking white trash hick who started this topic?
Yer gonna get BANNED for the last three times you've opened your big ass mouth.
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At 10/28/05 10:34 PM, The_Ghoul wrote:At 10/28/05 10:30 PM, MasterOfTehB33r wrote:Yer gonna get BANNED for the last three times you've opened your big ass mouth.At 10/28/05 10:28 PM, -newgrounds- wrote: this topic strangly arouses my genetalia..Do you fuck your cousin like the fucking white trash hick who started this topic?
Shaddup you're not a mod.
seein' as what me n' edmund do is we go up n' put on our hikin' boots, an' we both go up in our car an' step on all d' damn varmit. makes a mighty bad smell tho.
At 10/29/05 03:52 PM, Digitalicious wrote: Move out of the Alabama Back-Country. =P
My profile says I live in EL SOBRANTE in CALIFORNIA!!! I ain' gon' be movin' out of alabamer because I don' live there!
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I have an idea. Take some of your chaw and put it out as bait. Also, you'll to put rat poison in the chaw bait. That should take care of your varmant problem.
At 10/29/05 03:49 PM, krosork wrote: seein' as what me n' edmund do is we go up n' put on our hikin' boots, an' we both go up in our car an' step on all d' damn varmit. makes a mighty bad smell tho.
Hell, I got a pair of ol' huntin' boots I cud use to get rid of them blasted varmit, but I wud never use m' good hikin' boots, don' wanna mess em' up, d' cost abou' 20 dollers, ain' gon' mess up m' good 20 doller boots.
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At 10/29/05 04:02 PM, Craptastic13 wrote: I have an idea. Take some of your chaw and put it out as bait. Also, you'll to put rat poison in the chaw bait. That should take care of your varmant problem.
Now that there's a gud idea. 't sh' be funny too. Cuz that dere's funn'. Gon' try dat soon.
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Ghoul, y' see, yoor prob'm here is that you ain't got none cat. Boy, howdy! Them cats c'n sure catch th'm varmin. Just buy yoorself 'bout three oar four of em, and why golly, yoor set! It'll be like them lab'rdor dogs chasin' them wild geese. You won't have a critter left when them cats are through.
At 10/29/05 04:52 PM, TehGaySatanist wrote: Ghoul, y' see, yoor prob'm here is that you ain't got none cat. Boy, howdy! Them cats c'n sure catch th'm varmin. Just buy yoorself 'bout three oar four of em, and why golly, yoor set! It'll be like them lab'rdor dogs chasin' them wild geese. You won't have a critter left when them cats are through.
Hell yes I'll get m'self some fat 25 pound cats and get rid of them pesky critters taht been chewin up the seats in m'trcuk and eatin' them cigarette buts.
Your a straight jenius man.
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At 10/29/05 04:59 PM, Coolyman wrote: This is the gayest BBS post in the world !!!!
nah, I ain' a QUEER!! But ya, yer right, this thread has gon' t' th' queers.
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At 10/29/05 05:00 PM, The_Ghoul wrote:At 10/29/05 04:59 PM, Coolyman wrote: This is the gayest BBS post in the world !!!!nah, I ain' a QUEER!! But ya, yer right, this thread has gon' t' th' queers.
Oh cm'on now, he's just joshin' with ya!
At 10/29/05 05:03 PM, TehGaySatanist wrote:At 10/29/05 05:00 PM, The_Ghoul wrote:Oh cm'on now, he's just joshin' with ya!At 10/29/05 04:59 PM, Coolyman wrote: This is the gayest BBS post in the world !!!!nah, I ain' a QUEER!! But ya, yer right, this thread has gon' t' th' queers.
But we godda be car'fl about dem queers, thr always tryin' to make the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA queer. W' godda fight th' qweerness.
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At 10/29/05 04:00 PM, -ph33r- wrote: Are you being sarcastic, Ghoul?
No fucking shit, sherlock. I was trying to be as fucking obvious as possible without saying "LOL JOKING" or some shit like that. To all of you who got the joke, congrats. To those who didn't, you need to really improve on your social skills and learn to pick up on sarcasm. I learned to do it; the rest of you can too.
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At 10/28/05 09:26 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: Anybody got some ideas about how to get rid of them varmit?
Having better grammar and punctuation would be a start!
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