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- Der-Ubermensch
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At 10/28/05 01:56 PM, VirginLungs wrote:
I'm only 5'6...
I'm 5'8.. Damn those misleading camera angles. :[
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lol@fags
I have the biggest muscles,
No i do,
Nuh uh, motha fucka,
YES!
NO!
The truth is, in Glasgow, people dont care about your muscles, you'd get glassed, stabbed, jumped anyway.... s'all good.
Also, nice beard thingy you have there Tremour :D
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At 10/28/05 02:23 PM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote: lol@fags
I have the biggest muscles,
No i do,
Nuh uh, motha fucka,
YES!
NO!
The truth is, in Glasgow, people dont care about your muscles, you'd get glassed, stabbed, jumped anyway.... s'all good.
Good thing I don't live in Glasgow then, laddy. ;]
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At 10/28/05 02:23 PM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote: The truth is, in Glasgow, people dont care about your muscles, you'd get glassed, stabbed, jumped anyway.... s'all good.
Glasgow is such a shithole. Manchester might be full of crime but at least it's pretty clean.
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At 10/28/05 02:10 PM, VirginLungs wrote:At 10/28/05 02:07 PM, -PYRO- wrote: well i be about 5,7 and weigh 12 stone mr.lungs...i be posting my pic once the stupid ass vodafone acount is up..what school you in?
You ask -PYRO- that everyday. I mean EVERY day.
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At 10/28/05 02:38 PM, kipling wrote:At 10/28/05 02:10 PM, VirginLungs wrote:You ask -PYRO- that everyday. I mean EVERY day.At 10/28/05 02:07 PM, -PYRO- wrote: well i be about 5,7 and weigh 12 stone mr.lungs...i be posting my pic once the stupid ass vodafone acount is up..what school you in?
mr.lungs seems to have a memory problem.......
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At 10/28/05 02:23 PM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote: Also, nice beard thingy you have there Tremour :D
Aye, I'm quite proud of it myself.
I should have taken a picture the other week, before I shaved. I looked like an extra from a 50's pirate movie. All that was missing was an eye-patch, really.
I've always been a hairy cunt, though. I was shaving at 13, and jokers would always come away with the old "I moustache you a question" routine. They weren't laughing quite as hard when I was getting served at 16.
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Cam = teh sux.
Od pic, I think I still have my old glasses in this one.
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At 10/28/05 02:32 PM, Earfetish wrote:At 10/28/05 02:23 PM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote: The truth is, in Glasgow, people dont care about your muscles, you'd get glassed, stabbed, jumped anyway.... s'all good.Glasgow is such a shithole. Manchester might be full of crime but at least it's pretty clean.
its a shame there are too many chavs about
im sure they live on the trams whilst im going there
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Wow we need more girls its looking like a gay singles forum in here.
- Der-Ubermensch
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The women here may as well be male... I mean, what in the world does it change, in actuality?
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At 10/28/05 04:09 PM, Grandfather-Clock wrote:At 10/28/05 12:36 PM, Less-than-three wrote: Me and my crappy smile and big nose:I'd hit it
;D
Yuh man I didn't even notice the weird nose until I read the post.
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At 10/28/05 02:32 PM, Earfetish wrote:
Glasgow is such a shithole. Manchester might be full of crime but at least it's pretty clean.
I didn't know that you were from Manchester...coo....
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At 10/28/05 04:14 PM, Earfetish wrote:At 10/28/05 04:09 PM, Grandfather-Clock wrote:Yuh man I didn't even notice the weird nose until I read the post.At 10/28/05 12:36 PM, Less-than-three wrote: Me and my crappy smile and big nose:I'd hit it
;D
Neither did i, but now it's all i can focus on.
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At 10/28/05 01:48 PM, -Ubermensch- wrote: Indeed.
lolhax
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At 10/28/05 04:20 PM, -VeinsOnFire- wrote: Weird? nonsense.
I bet u would hit her! As in, assault her!
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At 10/28/05 04:42 PM, Fat_and_Proud wrote: You know you all want me.
I wouldnt touch that with a 4 foot pole. But if it were 10, then we'll talk.
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At 10/28/05 04:42 PM, Fat_and_Proud wrote: You know you all want me.
I want you so I can kick your fucking face in.
At 10/28/05 05:54 PM, -VeinsOnFire- wrote: Ahahaha, you are a funny one, not ridicoulousdsly(sp?) funny, just moderately funny.
Compared to you, he's absolutely hilarious.
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I'm so tired right now. I haven't slept for a full 24 hours, and it's the third time I've done it this week. Coffee isn't even helping any more. :-/
So yea... cam-whore, GO!
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At 10/28/05 06:01 PM, Evark wrote: I'm so tired right now. I haven't slept for a full 24 hours, and it's the third time I've done it this week. Coffee isn't even helping any more. :-/
So yea... cam-whore, GO!
Is that tissue paper on the television, Evan?
Tsk tsk
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Old pic from the summer...Me killing myself.
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
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At 10/28/05 02:23 PM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote: The truth is, in Glasgow, people dont care about your muscles, you'd get glassed, stabbed, jumped anyway.... s'all good.
You northaners think your so hard, come to Surrey.
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At 10/28/05 06:02 PM, -Canas- wrote: Is that tissue paper on the television, Evan?
Funny you should mention that, they had this hilarious show on this morning at 2AM before everyone went to sleep that my suitemates and I were watching about all sorts of sex-related shows they have in different areas of the world. There's sex talk shows where the guests and host are sometimes nude, wierd ass fetish shows about these guys who dress up as pigs and put on pig masks and go into the woods to have sex with women, and then they had a fat segment, which the kid in control of the remote still didn't change the channel at. It finally took a man standing there with his bits and pieces hanging out for him to decide that we should be watching something else.
Strange television on HBO late night. You've been warned.
Oh, and to answer the question everyone is asking themselves: yes, we did have a circle jerk to the sexy fat men prancing around on screen.
For real.




