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Posted at: 10/26/05 09:15 AM
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Me and my friend were trying to think of the most embarrasing and corny thing to say during sex. This is what we came up with
Rub my balls and tickle my chin Im about to put it in
Can anyone else think of anything worse to say?
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Oh yeah, *Insert name of person your gf hates here*.
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Posted at: 10/26/05 09:16 AM
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"My God, you've gained like twelve pounds!"
You're sure to see them again.
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Posted at: 10/26/05 09:18 AM
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beige.. yes, i think ill paint the ceiling beige.
GET A BETTER SIG.
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suck me beautiful
I want to die in a war
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Wash my car.
We gladly feast upon those who would subdue us.
Posted at: 10/26/05 09:19 AM
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" what the fuck is that ? "
or
" mommy no ! "
as a wise man once said - "i don't know whats i be doin'... "
Posted at: 10/26/05 09:22 AM
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*snore* ...is it over yet? *snore*
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"so, do you have any pets?"
(O_o)!
ewww!
I hardly ever come here anymore....
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Oh yeah i tested positive for HIV at the clinic today
Posted at: 10/26/05 09:25 AM
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lol.
play with my balls like they were your little play things
i actually said that a few weeks ago.
a bit corny, but it doesnt matter.
Posted at: 10/26/05 09:27 AM
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I knew a girl that used to scream "Oh you're so hot! You're SO hot" during sex. Eventually her bf was like "Listen bitch, stfu and let me do my thing here!"
True story.
Posted at: 10/26/05 09:29 AM
after
me: i had a bad dream her: what was it about me: i dreamt my wife caught me having an affair her: i am your wife me: ZZZZZzzzzzzzz
Posted at: 10/26/05 09:31 AM
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Oooh baby-wabey, put your winky-dinky-doo in my flower. Oh i wuv it when you kiss my bubbie-wubbies
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Them: SAY MY NAME BITCH! You: Erm...
Failgrounds.
Posted at: 10/26/05 10:11 AM
"climb in"
Posted at: 10/26/05 10:12 AM
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Here comes Mr. happy!
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Posted at: 10/26/05 10:42 AM
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I have a bad habit of playing really wierd music like 'Mindless self indulgence' while having sex.. *Sample lyric: I dont want to be the one who's stuck with me when i whip my meatout, trapped in a room when i start to beatit..*
CLICKY to listen..
Posted at: 10/26/05 10:50 AM
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erm.......0wned?
/insert penis.exe /run ejaculation face.jpg
Posted at: 10/26/05 10:55 AM
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"Come to daddy!" or "Come to papa".
PLACEBO ARE DEATH METAL.
Posted at: 10/26/05 11:12 AM
I also like "Ready? Here it comes!"
Like the first time I ejaculated on a girl. God I'm embarrassed
Posted at: 10/26/05 11:19 AM
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oh shit we both have cocks
HAPPY EASTERHappy EASTERhappy easter
Posted at: 10/26/05 11:20 AM
can i wash my winky in your kitchen sinky
Posted at: 10/26/05 11:21 AM
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my balls itch
i am a furry
Posted at: 10/26/05 11:22 AM
can you get my special cream i got from the doctors?
Posted at: 10/26/05 11:27 AM
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My car needs a parking spot? Wtfcornylolhahapwned.
Sexy!
"room for a small one?"
Posted at: 10/26/05 11:28 AM
order in the cunt!
*thwack penis on vagina*
Posted at: 10/26/05 11:32 AM
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What hole do I put it in?
Posted at: 10/26/05 11:33 AM
am... am I supposed to conduct with my penis ?
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