make a corny intercourse phrase

[Viper-Studios]

Me and my friend were trying to think of the most embarrasing and corny thing to say during sex. This is what we came up with

Rub my balls and tickle my chin
Im about to put it in

Can anyone else think of anything worse to say?

[Casualty]

Oh yeah, *Insert name of person your gf hates here*.

[Zerok]

"My God, you've gained like twelve pounds!"

You're sure to see them again.

[Shaun]

beige.. yes, i think ill paint the ceiling beige.

[Rhabdophobia]

suck me beautiful

[LazyDrunk]

Wash my car.

[Emperor-Bubba]

" what the fuck is that ? "

or

" mommy no ! "

[WorldOutkast]

*snore* ...is it over yet? *snore*

[N-Antichrist]

"so, do you have any pets?"

(O_o)!

ewww!

[BlueFlameSkulls]

Oh yeah i tested positive for HIV at the clinic today

[psycho-squirrel]

lol.

play with my balls like they were your little play things

i actually said that a few weeks ago.

a bit corny, but it doesnt matter.

[BellClock]

I knew a girl that used to scream
"Oh you're so hot! You're SO hot"
during sex.
Eventually her bf was like
"Listen bitch, stfu and let me do my thing here!"

True story.

[BlueFlameSkulls]

after

me: i had a bad dream
her: what was it about
me: i dreamt my wife caught me having an affair
her: i am your wife
me: ZZZZZzzzzzzzz

[chili-kitten]

Oooh baby-wabey, put your winky-dinky-doo in my flower. Oh i wuv it when you kiss my bubbie-wubbies

[TheDoctor]

Them: SAY MY NAME BITCH!
You: Erm...

[Shaun]

"climb in"

[Ryan]

Here comes Mr. happy!

[VividCG-1]

I have a bad habit of playing really wierd music like 'Mindless self indulgence' while having sex.. *Sample lyric: I dont want to be the one who's stuck with me when i whip my meatout, trapped in a room when i start to beatit..*

CLICKY to listen..

[T-w-i-T-c-h]

erm.......0wned?

/insert penis.exe
/run ejaculation face.jpg

[Lost-Chances]

"Come to daddy!" or "Come to papa".

[BellClock]

I also like
"Ready? Here it comes!"

Like the first time I ejaculated on a girl.
God I'm embarrassed

[Hanshinboy]

oh shit we both have cocks

[BlueFlameSkulls]

can i wash my winky in your kitchen sinky

[Sesshoumaru-Sama]

my balls itch

i am a furry

[BlueFlameSkulls]

can you get my special cream i got from the doctors?

[Lagatag]

My car needs a parking spot?
Wtfcornylolhahapwned.

[BlueFlameSkulls]

"room for a small one?"

[Sesshoumaru-Sama]

order in the cunt!

*thwack penis on vagina*

[cool-penguin-0]

What hole do I put it in?

[Emperor-Bubba]

am... am I supposed to conduct with my penis ?