i was at the laundry mat on saturday bored.....so there i was. sitting...wondering.....then i saw him......piclownjew...i had only heard rumors of his greatness. i looked at him with a blank stare. he just looked at me and said "child...i smile upon you with the power of piclownjew...you are healed of your sins! go preach the love of piclownjew to the masses!" i looked back at him and replyd "i will serve you for all of my days...i shall preach your name to the masses of the earth until piclowjew becomes a household name and there will be action figures of you! and the piclowjew bible will be in every hotel in every room!" he replyd with "i will return in time....gug be with you"
well after 3 years of preaching his name he returned to me.
he appeared in the womens bathroom at denny's he said "do not let the world forget my legacy for i shall send a son. his name will be jewbus. you shall bear this child."
so he secksed me and i became pregnent with jewbus.
secks details:
he laid his soft hand on my vagina area. he then whipped his penor out softly and stuck it in my belly button. thats when i said "MAYUN IT DONT GO DERE" he said "o sorry" so he went to ma vagggeeena. den he creamed brown stoff in me. he told me it was brown becaues he had a infection
The names Food, WillPostForFood.
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Boldest is he who refuses see what has once come and is to be.
Man, get him to pay child support.
At 10/24/05 09:14 PM, krosork wrote: Man, get him to pay child support.
dats what im sayin. i mean i aint gon support his baby
The names Food, WillPostForFood.
^ dont think theres much child support from a crazy clown hobo bastard!
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why the fuck do you go to dennys and hang around the bathroom!?
At 10/24/05 09:19 PM, KENZI199 wrote: why the fuck do you go to dennys and hang around the bathroom!?
because its the only place i have to live....
The names Food, WillPostForFood.
you're so lucky. I always wanted to get it on with piclownjew
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At 10/24/05 09:18 PM, -newgrounds- wrote:At 10/24/05 09:14 PM, krosork wrote: Man, get him to pay child support.dats what im sayin. i mean i aint gon support his baby
o i so want to be a witness at your court date, i mean i did see everything, thats why its on the internet....sorry
How can you have a vagina..when you're a guy...? Wait are you...
*barf* I did NOT just go there!
i hope for the best for your child and your penis vagina.
and that jerk better pay child suport or jewbas will go hungry.
At 10/24/05 09:54 PM, satanclause666 wrote: i hope for the best for your child and your penis vagina.
and that jerk better pay child suport or jewbas will go hungry.
yeah dats what im sayin mayun
The names Food, WillPostForFood.
lol @ people reacting typically.
piclownjew doesn't have hands or a penis.
He just goes blarha;sdlgkha;sdl and got over used by the GG after being one of the SS things.
Btw piclownjew is cool cuz I can put him in a flash and just let him randomly pop up and blow out your speakers :)
At 10/24/05 09:57 PM, FLCLmonkey wrote: piclownjew doesn't have hands or a penis.
He just goes blarha;sdlgkha;sdl and got over used by the GG after being one of the SS things.
Btw piclownjew is cool cuz I can put him in a flash and just let him randomly pop up and blow out your speakers :)
if he dosent have a hand or penis...who was in the dennys bathroom?
The names Food, WillPostForFood.
At 10/24/05 09:57 PM, -newgrounds- wrote:At 10/24/05 09:57 PM, FLCLmonkey wrote: piclownjew doesn't have hands or a penis.if he dosent have a hand or penis...who was in the dennys bathroom?
He just goes blarha;sdlgkha;sdl and got over used by the GG after being one of the SS things.
Btw piclownjew is cool cuz I can put him in a flash and just let him randomly pop up and blow out your speakers :)
an actual clown :O
you got fucked by a circus freak who probably put you under some sort of high from a small flick of some powdery drug that you inhaled.
I'd check for STDs, clowns like to spread those.
i got checked...i have aids...
The names Food, WillPostForFood.
Jewbus Be our lEader! We want to follow you, and love you and then crusifie you! And if you happen to wake up from the dead... We're sorry.
At 10/25/05 05:14 PM, RemRulzz wrote: what the hell!!!!
exactly
The names Food, WillPostForFood.
At 10/24/05 09:09 PM, snoopdogfan wrote: Shut the fuck up!
will you marry me?
if the name says anything, he was jewish and a clown. does that mean your child will be born with the mark of david and a rainbow wig? if so, put some pics up! and buy jewbus some decent clown trousers, you tell how good they are by how much custard they hold!
At 10/24/05 09:09 PM, snoopdogfan wrote: Shut the fuck up!
As was said in Revelations
The Truth.
but seriously why is this shit still only 3 lines shit used to be 5 lines, HOW MUCH MORE FUCKIN BANDWIDTH WAS THAT TOM, HOW MUCH? Also, hot rosalina porn link ;D
?????????????????????????i'm confused
we dont choose love, love chooses us
your attempt to be funny turned out to be sick.
At 10/24/05 09:08 PM, WillPostForFood wrote: i shall preach your name to the masses of the earth until piclowjew becomes a household name and there will be action figures of you!
What about the bobbleheads? >: (
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