My weekend.

[Shadow-XII]

This weekend, over two nights, I had sex eleven times.

And you didnt.

Therefore, I rule.

[protege-moi]

My homecoming date dumped me, I got grounded, and I'm sick now.

And yet I feel like it was an okay weekend.

It's all in the attitude.

Hooray for mood swings!

[atompluspackage]

I bet she was quite the looker too.

Nope..wait..no..no I don't.

I bragged about sex too man...2 fkin years ago, crikeyy.

[Crashman]

At 10/24/05 01:34 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: This weekend, over two nights, I had sex eleven times.

And you didnt.

Maybe not eleven times. I went to SF high and oh was it fun.

[BoBoTheHippo]

Okay please, everyone.
Just ignore him.

[madzakk]

At 10/24/05 01:34 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: This weekend, over two nights, I had sex eleven times.

Sore sphincter.

[Shadow-XII]

At 10/24/05 01:37 AM, BoBoTheHippo wrote: Okay please, everyone.
Just ignore him.

Virgin. Say hi to the girls at the beach for me.

[blamurai]

eh big deal i get it three times a day 7days a week foru if i ain't tired

[MidnyteRayne]

At 10/24/05 01:34 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: This weekend, over two nights, I had sex eleven times.

And how bad does your asshole hurt?

[madzakk]

At 10/24/05 01:41 AM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote:

At 10/24/05 01:34 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: This weekend, over two nights, I had sex eleven times.

And how bad does your asshole hurt?

He doesnt call it soreness; he calls it post-coital glow!

[atompluspackage]

At 10/24/05 01:41 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote:

Virgin. Say hi to the girls at the beach for me.

Dude, I would much rather be a virgin then brag about having sex multiple times in a weekend. Is sex a new thing for you?

[BoBoTheHippo]

At 10/24/05 01:41 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote:

At 10/24/05 01:37 AM, BoBoTheHippo wrote: Okay please, everyone.
Just ignore him.

Virgin. Say hi to the girls at the beach for me.

Hey, at least I have the balls to admit I'm a virgin!
The way you go on about the hundreds of girlfriends you've had sex with would indicate that you yourself are a virgin, and very insecure about it.

And please, stop giving me insights on your make-belive sex life....
....The cyber-sex attempt didnt make me feel very comfortable either. :S

[psycho-squirrel]

my weekend-

girlfriend sprained her ankle, she's ok now
went to the store to get things for dinner, dint have anything so we ordered pizza instead
went to see corps bride, was pretty good.
was sleep walking and went outside and walked into the street, was almost hit by a car.

[atompluspackage]

At 10/24/05 01:44 AM, psycho-squirrel wrote:

went to the store to get things for dinner, dint have anything so we ordered pizza instead

Lmao, how'd the store have no food to fix anything? That sounds odd..

[madzakk]

At 10/24/05 01:34 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: This weekend, over two nights, I had sex eleven times.

Fappin' doesn't count!

[Tist006]

unfortunatly bragging about the first time u had sex and multiplying the number of instances is common, the most ive done in one night i think is 6 or 7 ejaculations, it was awesome (gf was on birthcontrol ftw)

[Shadow-XII]

At 10/24/05 01:43 AM, BoBoTheHippo wrote: Hey, at least I have the balls to admit I'm a virgin!

Good show.

The way you go on about the hundreds of girlfriends you've had sex with would indicate that you yourself are a virgin, and very insecure about it.

I'll get pics next time if you really want.

And please, stop giving me insights on your make-belive sex life....

Then stop making it up.

....The cyber-sex attempt didnt make me feel very comfortable either. :S

That was hot. Take me now, baby. Yeah.

Give it to me.

[atompluspackage]

At 10/24/05 01:45 AM, Tist006 wrote: unfortunatly bragging about the first time u had sex and multiplying the number of instances is common, the most ive done in one night i think is 6 or 7 ejaculations, it was awesome (gf was on birthcontrol ftw)

Have some pride dude..

[protege-moi]

Anways, glad you had fun, hope you used protection.

[Kenneth-Knows-All]

Well, maybe not 11 times but I did do it twice...

[madzakk]

All I did this weekend was work.....and made a buttload of money!

[Shear]

At 10/24/05 01:34 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: This weekend, over two nights, I had sex eleven times.

you must've enjoyed your 2 days in jail too much

[Shadow-XII]

Im actually really proud of the replies in this thread.

Apparently, quick wit is still alive here.

[Anima-Theory]

At 10/24/05 01:34 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: This weekend, over two nights, I had sex eleven times.

And you didnt.

Therefore, I rule.

How do you know i didn't?

[Shadow-XII]

At 10/24/05 02:23 AM, Anima_Theory wrote: How do you know i didn't?

Cos I just do, aight?

Now get me a FUCKING beer! >:(

[psycho-squirrel]

At 10/24/05 01:45 AM, atompluspackage wrote:

At 10/24/05 01:44 AM, psycho-squirrel wrote:

went to the store to get things for dinner, dint have anything so we ordered pizza instead

Lmao, how'd the store have no food to fix anything? That sounds odd..

it had food, just not the things i was looking for, plus one thought we had for dinner was pizza anyways. it was pizza or chicken alfrado, and the pizza won.

[Modjo]

Enjoy your AIDS.

[PelvicThrusters]

Yeah but my sex is with a female

and Females > Your hand

[Shaun]

At 10/24/05 01:34 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: This weekend, over two nights, I had sex eleven times.

And you didnt.

Therefore, I rule.

with yourself and other men.
you rule.

[Dual-Glock]

Geez, this is only the fourth thread in the last 2 hours with that title. The mods must be doing real stuff in the real world... Lucky bastards...

Oh how I would love to visit the real world...