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Yeah, welcome to earth. "Jesus" used to have a xanga "s0n_of_god" or something like that -- he used to get like 2000 comments/replies a day. But xanga took his site away from him.

I don't use xanga anymore because the school system issued all us xanga users from the town a weeks central detention, and the threat of a law suit, because we wrote falsified stories about teachers.

It was some funny shit, but we had to take it down.

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... is he black?
... wow there are going to be alot of pissed-off rednecks...

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At 10/23/05 09:14 PM, BinjinPurj wrote: ... is he black?

Umm... surprise? Jesus was born in some part of africa, wasn't he? So technically I guess he is black.

... wow there are going to be alot of pissed-off rednecks...

so? screw them.

Nice sig btw Binjin. Been a while since i've seen you on here too -- like a year.

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At 10/23/05 09:08 PM, LiteX wrote: I wonder if it took seven days to make that...

the earth took 6 days to make, on the 7th god rested (Only reason i know that is cause of the years of religion class ive had to sit through)

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At 10/23/05 09:08 PM, LiteX wrote: I wonder if it took seven days to make that...

It would have been 6, but the verification e-mail didn't come til a day after.

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I commented.

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jesus must have plenty of time on his hands.

And in other news there was a kid on my bus named Jesus.

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Xanga is for flamers.

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At 10/23/05 09:14 PM, BinjinPurj wrote: ... is he black?
... wow there are going to be alot of pissed-off rednecks...

Rednecks fail to see threw that jesus was from africa. Aperrantly, he's a plae white man.

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lol, "What do you call a jew on a stick, Me"

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eiether way hes still cool

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oh that silly Jesus. always getting publicity.

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lol funny but eveeryone noes jesus is asain

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lol that is cool

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