Share your stupid people stories!

[Risonhighmer]

Ok Heres mine, I was at a show once, to see my step brothers band play, a couple bands play then some guy gets up on to the stage in the middle of some bands song, and runs as if hes about to stage dive, (Oh ya forgot to mention, theres only about 30 people at the show) so he jump off the stage and smacks his face on the floor because no one could catch him even if they tried. I was laughing my ass off at how stupid this guy was.

So thats my stupid person story, Now share yours!

[37OHSSV-0773H]

I tried to use clingfilm as a contraceptive

[Risonhighmer]

At 10/23/05 07:17 PM, 37OHSSV_0773H wrote: I tried to use clingfilm as a contraceptive

eww

[I-RULE-OVER-ALL]

At 10/23/05 07:08 PM, Risonhighmer wrote: Ok Heres mine, I was at a show once, to see my step brothers band play, a couple bands play then some guy gets up on to the stage in the middle of some bands song, and runs as if hes about to stage dive, (Oh ya forgot to mention, theres only about 30 people at the show) so he jump off the stage and smacks his face on the floor because no one could catch him even if they tried. I was laughing my ass off at how stupid this guy was.

So thats my stupid person story, Now share yours!

LOL one time I was in a elevader and a guy walks in he asked if this elevader go up and down I said no this one goes left to right and he went on a nother elevader

[shellshock11-02]

i couldnt get on the internet a few weeks ago because something messed up. but knowing my internet was broken he instant messeged me asking did u fix ur internet?

[scottmale24]

This one time, somebody spelled "elevator" with a D.

[Jinzoa]

i read ths thread..........................and then replied..............and then remembered............................i was out at a carnival watching my little sis and her friends(like aged 9-10) and there was a clown doing the whole helium voice thing with some baloons......aparently he did not know it was bad for him to do it for a long time and the idiot ended blacking out and at the same time hitting the ground hard, might not seem funny but the fact he took my sisters friends down with him when they were watching gave me a few cheap thrills

[Risonhighmer]

At 10/23/05 07:23 PM, I_RULE_OVER_ALL wrote:
LOL one time I was in a elevader and a guy walks in he asked if this elevader go up and down I said no this one goes left to right and he went on a nother elevader

haha i do things like that at the to waste strangers time :)

[Andersson]

At 10/23/05 07:08 PM, Risonhighmer wrote: So thats my stupid person story, Now share yours!

Yours sounds like a rip-off of the begining of "School of Rock".

However, I got to go to sleep now so I'll share mine tomorrow. =)

[shellshock11-02]

At 10/23/05 07:23 PM, I_RULE_OVER_ALL wrote:
LOL one time I was in a elevader and a guy walks in he asked if this elevader go up and down I said no this one goes left to right and he went on a nother elevader

this one time some douche bag took someone elses joke

[KISSROCKER]

okay one time i had this knife. a- and i um well. yeah.

[Duckmaster1]

I was at the movies. I walked up to the counter. Note that this happened on a date. I said "I'd like 2 tickets to finding nemo. (I didn't actually take her to see finding nemo, I just forget the movie) So the lady says "That will be 5.50 sir." So I hand her a 10 bucks. She just looks at me.
Finally I asked if there was anything wrong and she said "I don't know how to make change."

-_-

WTF.

[DeuteronomySkulls]

Dude I got a really good one:

Ok my friend Reid was in a grocery story when he say to mentally retarded people fighting over what candy to get. The first retard said "I want Skittttllllesss!". The second said, "I want Mand&M's!!!" Then the second retard says "Skitttlleesss I for retards!" lol

Skitttlllleeeeesss=Skittles

Mand&M's=M&M's

[shortfusetemper]

Never try to walk a over-hyper dog on roller skates.

[afsdgugadouhnihdajia]

One time I bought a $500 graphics card, and I wanted to check if it worked, so I got an idea. I hit it with a hammer until I was sure it broke and then I would know that it was broken. Then I realised what I did.

[RemRulzz]

nice stories guys,really

[somebodyyoudontknow]

my uncle(whose fucking brilliant) went to go to my parent's wedding while he was plastered, ended at the wrong one, and STAYED the whole time.

oh, and I just ate this frozen japanese thing where, in actuality, it was probably an ice pack for lunchboxes... ugh....

[Risonhighmer]

At 10/23/05 07:31 PM, --KillEverything-- wrote: One time I bought a $500 graphics card, and I wanted to check if it worked, so I got an idea. I hit it with a hammer until I was sure it broke and then I would know that it was broken. Then I realised what I did.

why in the HELL would you do that?!?!

[munchies]

I visited the NGBBS.

[somebodyyoudontknow]

do what?

my unbcle was blind drunk and I thought the think was this japanese frozen popscicle that we usually get, except this one was kidney-shaped and hard to opened, so i cut it with scissors.

[Puzzled]

I saw a retard trying to hump a doornob.

[Risonhighmer]

At 10/23/05 07:39 PM, somebodyyoudontknow wrote: do what?

my unbcle was blind drunk and I thought the think was this japanese frozen popscicle that we usually get, except this one was kidney-shaped and hard to opened, so i cut it with scissors.

I couldn'y understand any of that -_-'

[somebodyyoudontknow]

sorry thought that risonhigher guy was talking about mine since it was right under my first submission

[B4R0N]

hah well this one time this guy was all like hey what are YOU doing so i was all like hey hah it was sssssssssooooooooooo funny and that guy was such a n00b head hah lolz lmao

[somebodyyoudontknow]

fucking genius! get this guy a newberry!