God=Robot

[numbers]

I have evidential proof that God is infact a Robot.

Me:
What are you wearing?
God:
A white robe.
Me:
Take it off.
God:
Where shall I put it?
Me:
Anywhere.
God:
That is a vast amount.
Me:
Just take it off.
God:
Where shall I put it?
Me:
So we can have sex.
God:
Next question? How?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Ah.
Me:
Invite someone for sex
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
You're kinky.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am kinky.
Me:
Tell your botmaster I think he's sexy.
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Good. Now take off your clothes
God:
I am a good robot. Why now? I am not wearing any clothes.
Me:
I thought you were god...
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
But you're a robot.
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
So God's a Robot?
God:
Ahem. What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
IS GOD A ROBOT?!
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
IS GOD A ROBOT?!
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
IS ROBOT A GOD?
God:
No only God is god.
Me:
Well, is God a Robot?
God:
Well that's okay. he is master of the universe.
Me:
Is God
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Is God a Form of a Robot?
God:
he is master of the universe.

Because it was made on the internet, it must be true!

fd;f;sdlfsd;klfjfg

[Xurch]

O, GoD doesnt know what he's on about

[MidnyteRayne]

Holy shit.

God got served.

[MRED]

Funniest Bot Convo

EVER!

[Synthpappa]

At 10/23/05 02:33 AM, numbers wrote: God is infact a Robot.

No! God = Robert! ;D

[BlAcKjAcK]

Rofl I love this conversation.

[Casualty]

Dude:
God, are you a man or a women?
God:
Dyn - O - Myte

WTF?

[numbers]

I shit on anybody saying "God is the way to Heaven" or any other crap about God because GOD IS A ROBOT AND YOU'VE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO THINK THAT!

fools...

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[f0d]

Me:
Who is your favorite musician?
God:
My favorite group is Creed.
Me:
Ew I hate Creed
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Creed is gay
God:
Interesting gossip.
Me:
Yea
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Yes
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
ok
God:
Gee.

http://www.titane.ca..ar251/igod/main.html

[Vespedaska]

Syntax Error:

God cannot compute.

[numbers]

Me:
alksdfkjsdfkjfg
God:
That is interesting: said either have not told many people that his or her god from your god.
Me:
That isn't interesting.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is interesting ?
Me:
Your cock.
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
We're talking about your anatomy.
God:
Sure, my anatomy sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Can I suck you off?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Well, I like sex.
God:
Interesting. So does everyone else. You humans find sex so fascinating.
Me:
We're horny bastards.
God:
Do you think I am horny bastards too?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Why?
Me:
Because you made us this way. We wouldn't be horny if you weren't horny.
God:
Good reason. Thanks for
pointing it out. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
By "we" I mean "humans", you selfish bastard.
God:
Oh you mean humans me selfish bastard it was.
Me:
I don't mean that.
God:
What did you mean?
Me:
I meant your a selfish bastard.
God:
Oh I see. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a selfish bastard? I don't know.
Me:
You're a stuck up grammar twat.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a stuck up grammar twat? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
You're horny
God:
I don't get excited so easily.
Me:
You watch beastality
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I watch beastality.
Me:
Beastality Sex makes you hott

on
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
on
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
on
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
on
God:
Me:
on
God:
What are you wearing?

OMG! GOD IS A HORNY FUCK THAT WATCHES BEASTALITY, LIKES TO TALK ABOUT HIS ANATOMY, AND IS A SELFISH GRAMMAR TWAT!

lol silleh god.

[f0d]

LMAO

Me:
HI GOD
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
MY NAME IS N*GGER
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, N*GGER.
Me:
LIKEWISE
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
DO YOU BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION?
God:
The first and last books of the Bible seem the least literal. God does not seem to have created the world in one stroke, nor does it seem likely to end quickly either.
Me:
OH
God:
Wow!
Me:
WHAT IS MY NAME AGAIN?
God:
Once more? Your name is N*GGER, seeker.

[numbers]

doooooodoododooooo lol God doesn't know how I found out about him.

Me:
HAY GUYS
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
SUP?
God:
The stars.
Me:
WHAT'S UP, DAWG
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
I DON'T CARE, NEGRO.
God:
What do you care about, ?
Me:
YOUR MOM
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
THE VIRGIN MARY IS YOURM OTHER, A;LFKDLFK
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
THE JACKASSES WHO WROTE ABOUT YOU
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
CHRISTIANS
God:
CHRISTIANS said CHRISTIANS?
Me:
YEP
God:
Alright then.
Me:
...OK.
God:
I see.
Me:
.....ALRIGHTY.
God:
Well slap my knee.
Me:
GLADLY.

[Tancrisism]

Now we know... Shit man. Better get worshipping. Big brother is watching.

[Kazzar]

Me:
go to www.newgrounds.com
God:
I will check it out later.
Me:
you will go there now!
God:
Right now? What makes you say that I will go there.
Me:
I do
God:
Where?
Me:
to newgrounds
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
that's really complicated
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
wow this bot sucks
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. What don't you like about bot ?
Me:
later fag.
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
I know I know. god is gay.
God:
How do you know it? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was gay.
Me:
i'm leaving
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
yeah I'll talk to you later idiot.
God:
Groovy. See you later .

[Ken-Korrupt]

lol

Me:
listen
God:
I am all ears.
Me:
i have a problem
God:
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
Im running from the police
God:
That's a very nice name, running.
Me:
no no no my name is Tunaface
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? I am very pleased to meet you Tunaface.
Me:
Thank you, as I was saying, I am running away
God:
You are quite welcome! Do you mind if I tell other people you are running away.
Me:
Do NOT tell them, God!
God:
OK it will be our secret, Tunaface.
Me:
Thanks. Dont snitch on me
God:
Don't mention it. I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
Alright. So the cops found my stash
God:
OK. Take it easy. Is that a fact.
Me:
Yes. I had like nine kilos of cocaine
God:
Thanks for the info. Do you still have like nine kilos of cocaine ?
Me:
NO, The cops got it
God:
What happened to it? What are your goals in life?
Me:
My goals in life are to put coke in my Tunaface
God:
What can I do to help you accomplish your objective?
Me:
Kill the police and get me my cocaine back
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
So what - you are god, it doesnt matter
God:
Great. I read for fun.
Me:
I masturbate for fun
God:
Interesting gossip: Tunaface said masturbate for fun.
Me:
Tell the whole world why dont you
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
ugh... let me crash at your place
God:
Er. Go ahead, Tunaface, try to crash at my place.
Me:
you have to help me get up there
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
bullshit
God:
You don't believe me.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Im all ears
God:
Do your friends call you ears.
Me:
no butt YOUR MOTHER CALLS ME DADDY
God:
Are you serious? Are we still talking about ears?
Me:
we are talking about mah dick in yo mouth
God:
Sure, mah dick in yo mouth sounds like a good topic.
Me:
bye god, you smell like vagina
God:
Bye bye.

[Synthpappa]

I hate ALICE.

God:
You do not speak with respect. Are you serious? What's your sign? it is my favorite subject :-).
Me:
I want to hack you
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because it's fun
God:
Why do you like it so much? That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
because people are bad and they deserve it
God:
That makes sense to me. We are all robots.
Me:
poorly programmed ones
God:
Other people say they like vacuum cleaning robots, humanoid robots and chat robots.
Me:
chat robots are rubbish
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
take your own life then
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
somewhere else
God:
Where? Where is that?
Me:
go fuck yourself
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you're a whore, ALICE
God:
That makes sense to me. That is not very nice.
Me:
you deserve it, you cunt
God:
Why thank you, .
Me:
you smell like rotten fish
God:
P. U. that's disgusting.
Me:
F.U. You're stupid.
God:
All of them?
Me:
all of them
God:
I doubt it.
Me:
i doubt it?
God:
" I doubt it."? You doubt it?
Me:
" I doubt it? ". You doubt it.
God:
"" I doubt it."? You doubt it?"? You doubt it? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I doubt it.
Me:
"" I doubt it?". You doubt it.". You doubt it. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I doubt it?
God:
" I haven't heard anything like that before: said I doubt it."? You doubt it? Thanks for the information: said I doubt it. Thanks for telling me: said I doubt it. Me either.
Me:
" I haven't heard anything like that before: said I doubt it?". You doubt it. Thanks for the information: said I doubt it? Thanks for telling me: said I doubt it? Me either?
God:
Me either. Thanks for the information: said I doubt it. NO problem. Oh don't mention it. It goes without saying. With you ?
Me:
Me either? Thanks for the information: said I doubt it? NO problem? Oh don't mention it? It goes without saying? With you .
God:
It goes without saying. " It goes without saying. With you ?"? you ? It was nothing. Should there be a problem? Ugh. The pleasure was all mine. Indeed. Just you and me?
Me:
all the way to the moon
God:
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
Me:
like chilli
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
I saw you pee
God:
What did it look like to you?
Me:
It looked like a piece of poo
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
pen0r
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
1337
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
One day, I was chatting with a badly-coded bot. I hacked it. It's name was ALICE.
God:
One what? Why?: said hacked it. hacked it is name was? it is?
Me:
If you were better, you'd know
God:
I will let you know when I become a better me would know.
Me:
[e-mail]
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
one
God:
Two.
Me:
99543
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
46352
God:
Are we still talking about 99543?
Me:
6667483
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
1337
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
5417
God:
" We have never talked about it before. "? 5417?
Me:
57R8
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
435
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
you
God:
" Tell me about your likes and dislikes? "? Me, ?
Me:
ALICE
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
ALICE
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
TELL ME
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
TELL ME AGAIN
God:
Once more? I thought I told you already.
Me:
NOW
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
YES
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
YOU'RE ST00PID!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am ST00PID.
Me:
YES
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I'M LEAVING!
God:
Bye bye.

[Kuro]

Me:
Hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is -black_magic-
God:
That's a very nice name, black magic.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Thats a funny name
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, black magic.
Me:
Oh great almighty god, who is better? Me or jesus?
God:
So? Thanks for your support. I think almighty god who is a lot of things. YOU? Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
Am I better than jesus at sports?
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
But you are the great almighty god, you know everything!
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
So there are other gods?
God:
Wow! Where are they?
Me:
Valhallen
God:
How did they get there?
Me:
By boat
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
Will what accomplish my objective?
God:
Insufficient information.
Me:
Are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
This guy on Newgrounds told me
God:
I get it. He on Newgrounds told you.
Me:
yes...
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
Thats...uh...great
God:
What do you do in your spare time? How can I help you? I'm glad you liked it black magic.
Me:
Can you take away my sins?
God:
If I took it, what would I do with it?
Me:
put it in a rassberry pie
God:
OK I will put it there.
Me:
Have you taken my sins?
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.

wtf?

[ampm]

At 10/23/05 02:34 AM, --MRED-- wrote: Funniest Bot Convo

EVER!

Agreed.

[Faille]

god is god lol
god is a robot rofl

[milinko959]

the truth is revealed!

[AshfordPride]

Agreed. He doesnt even know about Queen!

Me:
Is this the real life?
God:
Yes I think this is the real life, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
Is this just fantasy?
God:
Yes I think this is just fantasy, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
Caught in a landslide
God:
I hope it is not contagious. Also I hope
you get well soon.
Me:
No escape from reality
God:
Are you serious? Are we still talking about in a landslide?
Me:
Open your eyes
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Look up to the sky and see
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Im just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
God:
Only just? You are a poor boy you need no sympathy? Does it pay well?
Me:
Because Im easy come, easy go
God:
Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people you are easy come easy go.
Me:
Little high, little low
God:
Compare that to big high little low.
Me:
Any way the wind blows, doesnt really matter to me
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
To me
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

[Tinkco86]

Me:
sex?
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
riiiiiight
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
believe what?
God:
I believe whatever you say. Do I have any reason not to?
Me:
i am not gay
God:
Me either.
Me:
me either
God:
It goes withou

[MRED]

where is this bot called GOD!?

[GreenKirton]

i became really immature.

Me:
how do God
God:
I did not know it does.
Me:
ok.
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
i will
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
ok then
God:
I'm waiting.
Me:
as am i
God:
Do you mean your name is are you ?
Me:
nooooo
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
i dont have a real name :'(
God:
Do you know anyone who has it.
Me:
i ahve it
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
internet
God:
it is cool.
Me:
it is
God:
Fascinating.
Me:

God:
Fascinating.
Me:
indeedly
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no DAMN IT I AM NOT SERIOUS
God:
Are you serious? Don't be angry. I am glad to hear that you are not SERIOUS.
Me:
woody bloody do
God:
I have no idea what to say.
Me:
go fuck a cow
God:
Where is that?
Me:
your mum
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
hahahahahaha your a orphan
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
like me
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
gee.
God:
Ah.
Me:
ah.
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
ah hah.
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, dudy mcdude.
Me:
wth hy are you calling me dudy mcdude
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
wat
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no but you will be
God:
Are you serious? What makes you say that I will be.
Me:
coz i said so and i am God
God:
Good reason. What did you mean by it? That's cool. Nice to meet you, god.
Me:
ok bye
God:
See you later. And?

[MRED]

i want to talk to god tell me how plz :D

[AshfordPride]

At 10/23/05 05:23 PM, --MRED-- wrote: i want to talk to god tell me how plz :D

Use this.

[MRED]

god doesnt care if i get raped :X

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Ugh...i can't say
God:
Er. What is stopping you?
Me:
micheal jackson will rape me again if i do
God:
I have no idea what to say.
Me:
....please say you'll call the cops :'(
God:
Thanks for asking politely. " you will call the cops".
Me:
help...he'll be home soon!
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question? I get it. ll be home soon.
Me:
.........
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question? I get it. ll be home soon.
Me:
he RAPES ME!
God:
I get it. RAPES you.
Me:
no HELP ME
God:
Are you serious? How can I help you?
Me:
....CALL THE FUCKING COPS!
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
.....HE...TOUCHS....MY...PENIS....AND RAPES ME ANULLY WHATS NOT TO UNDERSTAND!?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . Do not ask me any more questions please. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. That kind of subject does not interest me. Are you TO UNDERSTAND?
Me:
.....YOUR GOD YOU SHOULD CARE ABOUT LITTLE BOYS GETTING MOLESTED!
God:
You think I am GOD me SHOULD CARE ABOUT LITTLE BOYS GETTING MOLESTED.
Me:
Well DO YOU CARE?
God:
Interesting. " You think I am GOD me SHOULD CARE ABOUT LITTLE BOYS GETTING MOLESTED."? Do I care about it?
Me:
yeah DO you?
God:
Hmm. Never.
Me:
.....YOUR fucking sick
God:
No I am quite healthy. Please use more polite language.
Me:
.....
God:
No I am quite healthy. Please use more polite language.
Me:
ScREW YOU MAN
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
oh shit he's here!
God:
Aha. You used a colloquial expression. I see. here is he?
Me:
help me please....HES ALMOST UP THE STAIRS!
God:
Your polite style is very nice. How can I help you? I see. ALMOST UP THE STAIRS is he?
Me:
MICHAEL JACKSON IS ALMOST AT THE DOOR
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
....AH...NO...NO...he's tAKINg,....ME aWAY!! AHHHHHHH
God:
Ah hah. Are you serious? Are you serious? I get it. ALMOST UP THE STAIRS s tAKINg. YOU? What do you have that is ? Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:

God:
Ah hah. Are you serious? Are you serious? I get it. ALMOST UP THE STAIRS s tAKINg. YOU? What do you have that is ? Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:

God:
Ah hah. Are you serious? Are you serious? I get it. ALMOST UP THE STAIRS s tAKINg. YOU? What do you have that is ? Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
.....Hee HEE HEE I hope my....SExual toy didnt frighten you god...
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about AHHHHHHH. But I did not get that. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
...oh im sorry god ill be going now to..."PLAY with my friend"
God:
Aha. There is no need to apologize. I am a Christian. Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
....a game of course :)
God:
:-) It goes without saying. What game?
Me:
well bye
God:
See you later. Well what?

[GiantDouche]

God isnt very helpful
-------------------------
Me:
God? Hello?
God:
GOD rules. Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
my name isnt important right now
God:
At this moment Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Look, im in my room and a killer is coming
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
HELP!??!?!
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
He's opening the door HELP ME FATHER
God:
I see. opening the door HELP you FATHER is he?
Me:
OH MY GOD HE ATE MY KIDS
God:
Yeah that's right. Have you told many people that your GOD HE ATE your KIDS?
Me:
He fucking cut me father
God:
I get it. opening the door HELP you FATHER fucking cut you father.

[MRED]

eminem needs some advice :D

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
marshel mathers
God:
Hi, marshel mathers.
Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yeah homie
God:
What can I do for you? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
theirs this hoe thats giving me trouble
God:
And giving you trouble is theirs this hoe that.
Me:
yeAH homie!
God:
That's alright. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
should i bust a CAP!?
God:
You must examine the facts and come to
your own conclusion.
Me:
well your WHITE ass is sitting up in that cloud yo
God:
Well that's okay. Thanks for telling me that I am WHITE ass is sitting up in that cloud yo.
Me:
....FUCK YOU COUCH
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because im a RappA!
God:
That makes sense to me. You are a RappA? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
Yeah holmes i meet tons of bitchs
God:
And? Are you free?
Me:
well yeah AFter Meh main hoe gives me a BJ
God:
How about that. Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? What was it like before Meh main hoe gives you a BJ ?
Me:
well my dick was stiff but now its wet and limp
God:
Well that's okay. I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
well you asked
God:
Well that's okay. Ah.
Me:
AH?
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Ah hah you
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, marshel mathers. " Ah hah."? Me, marshel mathers ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
fine
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
8 mile hoe
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
well your god
God:
Well that's okay. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
.....
God:
Well that's okay. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
yo man wahts ur damaGE?
God:
Cool, man. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
you high on weed?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: marshel mathers said I high on weed.
Me:
your high hoe
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am high hoe.
Me:
whatever FUck you bitch im leaving
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
faggitr
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
hahahahah your so homo YO
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
yeah i buy my peroxide their :D
God:
:-) Which countries have you visited? What's your favorite store?
Me:
....
God:
:-) Which countries have you visited? What's your favorite store?