But this time I did.
But that's not my point. My point is that sometimes, I'll be about halfway through writing a post when I realize something horrendous:
My post isn't funny.
Now, unlike the rest of you, this is the point where I just hit the back button and forget all about the crappy and pointless post I was about to make. This is the point where I move along with my life, and refresh the porn portal to see if they'd gotten any more interracial hardcore movies since the last time I refreshed.
However, for many of you it appears that you can't do this. You. Just. Can't. Not. Post. Crap. This is why I propose a 12 step program for crappy posters.
My band Sin City ScoundrelsOur song Vixen of Doom
HATE.
Because 2,000 years of "For God so loved the world" doesn't trump 1.2 million years of "Survival of the Fittest."
I do that all the time. I'd probably have 2,000+ more posts if I hit the post button every time I write a reply.
At 10/22/05 01:36 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: This is why I propose a 12 step program for crappy posters.
What do you suggest?
Wait, there a PORN portal?
WHAT WEBSITE?
I do that too, so get down from your high horse into the mud like the rest of us.
I go back all the time, but even when i don't, my posts are still crap.
At 10/22/05 01:36 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
However, for many of you it appears that you can't do this. You. Just. Can't. Not. Post. Crap. This is why I propose a 12 step program for crappy posters.
THAT sounds like a funny post. You should do it up.
Most people post becouse they want to raise the post count ... For example the people that you see posting on every single fucking topic, even though they don't give a fuck about it
.
Sometimes, when nothing is left in the pantry, you have to eat spam. It's that simple. Besides, we can't judge you, we have people that act more noobish than me wandering around here.
But of course, level isn't everything.
I do that alot, not beacuse it's not funny, but usually beacuse it's
uncalled for or just really stupid.
Our posting system needs some sort of anti-crap detector.
R.I.P LIVECORPSE
That happens to me from time to time, really makes you think it over.
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yeah i totaly agree. interracial hardcore porn is were its at.
The names Food, WillPostForFood.
So what exactly is this 12 step program of yours?
I only click on 'reply to post' if I have an opinion or something.
Apologies aren't what I look for. Redemption is what I want!
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1: Admit you're not funny all the time. It's ok, neither is Dave Chappelle.
2: Come to believe that a Mod can help you learn to funny on your own.
3: Make the choice to turn your posting havits over to a Mod as you understand him.
4: Made a searching and fearless inventory of our unfunny posts.
5: Admitted to a Mod, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our lack of funny.
6: Were entirely ready to have a Mod remove all these stupid unfunny posts
7: Humbly asked the mods to remove our stupid and unfunny posts.
8: Made a list of all persons who had wasted precious seconds of their lives reading our crappy posts, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9: Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10: Continued to take personal inventory and when we were not funny promptly admitted it.
11: Sought through e-mail and chat to improve our conscious contact with Mods, as we understood them, posting only for knowledge of their will for us and the power to carry that out.
12: Having had a comedic awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to n00bs, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
My band Sin City ScoundrelsOur song Vixen of Doom
HATE.
Because 2,000 years of "For God so loved the world" doesn't trump 1.2 million years of "Survival of the Fittest."
funk, if youve got nothing to say, dont post.
Same here. Then I usually return to general. Before, this wasn't possible so I skipped either to c&c or politics.
I often regretted the latter :/
At 10/22/05 01:39 PM, Bob_The_Dark_One wrote: Wait, there a PORN portal?
WHAT WEBSITE?
Check your email
My band Sin City ScoundrelsOur song Vixen of Doom
HATE.
Because 2,000 years of "For God so loved the world" doesn't trump 1.2 million years of "Survival of the Fittest."
At 10/22/05 01:49 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:At 10/22/05 01:39 PM, Bob_The_Dark_One wrote: Wait, there a PORN portal?Check your email
WHAT WEBSITE?
I did, but there was just the normal NG mail. No Porn Portal. :*(
You should put out a book Funk, or perhaps an E-book.
R.I.P LIVECORPSE
I cop out on posts all the time. Usualy because I realize I am either spamming, not saying anything worth saying, or lack in humour. So I just back up and find a new thread.
I have probably backed out on close to a 1000 posts since I have been on NG.
I can't believe you guys don't know of any porn portals....
My band Sin City ScoundrelsOur song Vixen of Doom
HATE.
Because 2,000 years of "For God so loved the world" doesn't trump 1.2 million years of "Survival of the Fittest."
Sometimes, I refrain from posting because I come to the realisation that my posts are so gratuitously awesome in nature, that if they were themselves to be viewed by the general BBS populace, the majority of said populace would proceed to break down and cry, contemplating the course of their newly realised dismal existence. Ergo, I have to tone down on the brilliance, or not post all together, which is a loss for the entirity of humanity, and existence in general.
Also, I would never have thought that you, the man who puts the FUN back into FUNKbrs, would ever make a post that would be less than pixelated gold. My world is shattered, to a possibly irrevocable state.
Don't let the sun go down on me.
Still, if the majority of the BBS were to take your advice and refuse to post when they might be missing the mark, I would wager that the amount of overall posts present on this forum would be substantially less so than the current figure. No doubt, give Larry a shout, et-cet-era.
Oh-ho.
FUCK
At 10/22/05 01:54 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I can't believe you guys don't know of any porn portals....
Welcome to the wonderfull world of pipesight:
At 10/22/05 02:00 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:At 10/22/05 01:54 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I can't believe you guys don't know of any porn portals....Welcome to the wonderfull world of pipesight:
Hah ... Nice ;P
.
At 10/22/05 02:00 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:At 10/22/05 01:54 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I can't believe you guys don't know of any porn portals....Welcome to the wonderfull world of pipesight:
Ah, yes, the tunnel vision.
1: OMFG!!! THERE'S SUCH A THING AS A PORN PORTAL?!?!?
FUNK: Dude, you're fucking with me, right?
1:LINXPLS!!!
FUNK: *emails links*
FUNK: So, what about the topic?
1: *silence; is busy looking at porn*
FUNK: GODDAMNIT!!!
My band Sin City ScoundrelsOur song Vixen of Doom
HATE.
Because 2,000 years of "For God so loved the world" doesn't trump 1.2 million years of "Survival of the Fittest."
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