How American are You?

[Helbereth]

Try this test and see!

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Results may vary.

Semi-American
You are 71% American!
You either moved here at an early age or you don't exactly understand the neighbors you grew up with. You understand most of American ideas and ideals, you can talk about and be listened to about American subjects, but try not to get too deep into it because there are more advanced Americans around you with better bullshit detectors.

[Cooldude17]

Canadian/Mexican
You are 68% American!
You're probably living in one of the border countries, or you work in shipping and deal with Americans regularly. You know how to respond to most things in American terms, and could potentially hold a conversation... just don't think you're American.

LEWL!!! I am Canadian...

[DariusR]

You either moved here at an early age or you don't exactly understand the neighbors you grew up with. You understand most of American ideas and ideals, you can talk about and be listened to about American subjects, but try not to get too deep into it because there are more advanced Americans around you with better bullshit detectors.

I have no idea what that said, but I was born and raised here.

[Carmilla]

Basic American
You are 83% American!
You're the all-around average American. You were probably born here, you know a bit about the history, you know to live and let live, and you have a healthy relationship with most people you meet.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on Apple Pie

[AshfordPride]

Canadian/Mexican
You are 68% American!
You're probably living in one of the border countries, or you work in shipping and deal with Americans regularly. You know how to respond to most things in American terms, and could potentially hold a conversation... just don't think you're American

[Masculine]

Semi-American
You are 78% American!
You either moved here at an early age or you don't exactly understand the neighbors you grew up with. You understand most of American ideas and ideals, you can talk about and be listened to about American subjects, but try not to get too deep into it because there are more advanced Americans around you with better bullshit detectors.

[Der-Ubermensch]

Semi-American
You are 76% American!
You either moved here at an early age or you don't exactly understand the neighbors you grew up with. You understand most of American ideas and ideals, you can talk about and be listened to about American subjects, but try not to get too deep into it because there are more advanced Americans around you with better bullshit detectors.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Apple Pie

Not too shabby... I did live down south for a while, afterall.

[PoisonedMemories]

haah im mexican...seriously.

[Mooperty]

Holy hell, I'm 95% american.
?????? really?
Whatever. Here come the insults...I'll start everyone off:
"You are an evil, brainwashed, stupid, bias, fat piece of shit! Bastard!"

[tigerkitty]

Basic American
You are 85% American!
You're the all-around average American. You were probably born here, you know a bit about the history, you know to live and let live, and you have a healthy relationship with most people you meet.

[AshfordPride]

At 10/21/05 09:47 PM, king_bob_the_king1 wrote: Im 0% american...i hate democracy...anarchy.

Rabble rabble rabble!

[Mooperty]

At 10/21/05 09:47 PM, king_bob_the_king1 wrote: Im 0% american...i hate democracy...anarchy.

You dog 'gone wippershnapper! take yer fandangled "ant-eye flag" what-not elsewhere you leetle bashterd!

*shakes fist*

[ShitstormLX]

Basic American
You are 83% American!
You're the all-around average American. You were probably born here, you know a bit about the history, you know to live and let live, and you have a healthy relationship with most people you meet.

[Helbereth]

I'd post my result, but I don't have one really since I wrote it...

[CousinIt]

Canadian/Mexican
You are 68% American!
You're probably living in one of the border countries, or you work in shipping and deal with Americans regularly. You know how to respond to most things in American terms, and could potentially hold a conversation... just don't think you're American

Well yeah,I guess its pretty accurate,I am Canadian after all.

[MystWilliams]

Semi-American
You are 74% American!
You either moved here at an early age or you don't exactly understand the neighbors you grew up with. You understand most of American ideas and ideals, you can talk about and be listened to about American subjects, but try not to get too deep into it because there are more advanced Americans around you with better bullshit detectors.

What the hell... Im Canadian...

[afsdgugadouhnihdajia]

71% is what I got.

[Synthpappa]

Learned Foreigner
You are 45% American!
You might have taken a few classes in school about America, and you probably got a fair number of the history questions right, but that doesn't mean you can talk about America.

[PoisonedMemories]

Legal Alien
You are 54% American!

[Rego001]

hmmmm..... another web test

no thanks, besides iam canadian you yank

[HerculesXIX]

At 10/21/05 09:47 PM, king_bob_the_king1 wrote: Im 0% american...i hate democracy...anarchy.

You're such a rebel dude. I want to eat lunch with you.

[someguy362]

Canadian/Mexican
You are 67% American!
You're probably living in one of the border countries, or you work in shipping and deal with Americans regularly. You know how to respond to most things in American terms, and could potentially hold a conversation... just don't think you're American

just don't think you're American

damn right i aint. I Am Canadian. Eh?

[Le-Baron]

Basic American

You are 90% American!
You're the all-around average American. You were probably born here, you know a bit about the history, you know to live and let live, and you have a healthy relationship with most people you meet.

hmm.. Awesome.

[HerculesXIX]

Wow

You scored higher than 99% on Apple Pie

[Flak]

At 10/21/05 09:47 PM, king_bob_the_king1 wrote: Im 0% american...i hate democracy...anarchy.

Get the hell out of my country. >:[

87% American. I didn't know when JFK died. =\

[ShitstormLX]

In other news

Congratulations, Eckerd!
Your IQ score is 126

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Word Warrior. This means you have exceptional verbal skills. You can easily make sense of complex issues and take an unusually creative approach to solving problems. Your strengths also make you a visionary. Even without trying you're able to come up with lots of new and creative ideas. And that's just a small part of what we know about you from your test results.

[BLACKNOISE]

Canadian/Mexican
You are 63% American!
You're probably living in one of the border countries, or you work in shipping and deal with Americans regularly. You know how to respond to most things in American terms, and could potentially hold a conversation... just don't think you're American.

damn straight.

im canadian, anyways.

[Murdocc]

75%.

And they added:

You scored higher than 99% on Apple Pie

What the fuck does that mean?

[Mooperty]

At 10/21/05 10:30 PM, king_bob_the_king1 wrote: I will not leave my own country first of all...so fuck you...I am just as american as the next person...so fuck you.....and i will never think that anything at all is better than Anarchy...even if I do leave...so fuck you...and oh ya....FUCK YOU!

In your sig message, it says that you don't care about what other people think about your opinions.
Stop proving yourself wrong and move already. Everyone would be much happier without you around. Nothing is holding you back.