how can I actually became pope.

[da-pope]

Should I give Jesus head?

[Arkoth]

Me, then jesus

[WilliWowza]

tramp>choir boy(lolrape)>priest>bishop>cardinal>carniv
al>cotton candy>pope

[cool-penguin-0]

I thought you were the pope already.

[Mazza]

Challenge the current pope to a break-dancing contest.

[TheAbominableMatt]

Collect 100 box tops for Hail-Os cereal and post them to the vatican along with $14.99

[Nightmaric]

You mean Jesus Baskarov?

[Kharbon]

AK-47 + Current pope= Nuff' sed.

[Unopened-Wound]

At 10/20/05 02:12 PM, da_pope wrote: Should I give Jesus head?

Jesus loves the little children.... but not as much as the pope does.

I like the break dancing idea too! lol

[Funkchiken]

At 10/20/05 02:14 PM, -Mazza- wrote: Challenge the current pope to a break-dancing contest.

check it yall, lil' saint got shot!

[CathaI]

At 10/20/05 02:19 PM, -SmEeRgO- wrote: AK-47 + Current pope= Nuff' sed.

Yeah, but make sure you finish the job. The last guy to try and kill a pope didn`t finish the job, and do you see him in the vatican?

[Mr-Pope]

You gotta lick a stoopid amount of old man bum.

[Sanity-of-Insanity]

At 10/20/05 02:12 PM, da_pope wrote: Should I give Jesus head?

ROFL

that was a good one but serisouly yuo need to learn your tenses became is past yuo want become

to become the pope you cannot have children or be married an dyou must first be an ordained chalthoc(or however it is spelled) preist the become a cardnel and when the present pope dies god forbid a counsel will nominate a seliction of cardnels then in 15 days the next pope will be slected. damn i good and i aint even chaltochic.

[The-Jewish-Duck]

At 10/20/05 02:12 PM, da_pope wrote: Should I give Jesus head?

No, best way is to assinate the Pope, balme it on some guy, "catch" him, and then become POPE! Simple.

[Mazza]

At 10/20/05 02:21 PM, Funkchiken wrote:

At 10/20/05 02:14 PM, -Mazza- wrote: Challenge the current pope to a break-dancing contest.

check it yall, lil' saint got shot!

[T-w-i-T-c-h]

At 10/20/05 02:13 PM, Arkoth wrote: Me, then jesus

Then me, then bukakke

[Funkchiken]

At 10/20/05 02:36 PM, -Mazza- wrote:

At 10/20/05 02:21 PM, Funkchiken wrote:

At 10/20/05 02:14 PM, -Mazza- wrote: Challenge the current pope to a break-dancing contest.

check it yall, lil' saint got shot!

lmao

[Violent-LJ]

publicly state that the current pope had sex with small boys and they will make u new pope right away

[day-dreaming]

At 10/20/05 02:14 PM, -Mazza- wrote: Challenge the current pope to a break-dancing contest.

yea, but be careful
that was his career when he was younger

[Jesus-of-Nazareth]

Let me guess, you just wanted me to respond and say something like, "Yeah, bitch, get on your knees, take my Jesus juice all over your face and I'll make you Pope, all right." Well, I'm not...

...damnit.

[Old-Drippy]

kidnap the pope and steal his clothes. They're like magic! If you wear them then you become the pope! But a costume won't work! It has to be the real thing!

[ERPMISTER]

All you have to do is get a bigger hat. Then proclaim yourself the pope! People won't be able to argue with you, on account of, you have a huge hat!

[missnull]

don't fuck anyone, speak latin, have a thing for headgear

[subpar]

At 10/20/05 02:14 PM, -Mazza- wrote: Challenge the current pope to a break-dancing contest.

Interesting...

I wonder if Jesus could breakdance.

[IThinkImDrunk]

to be the pope...

You MUST wear nappies.
you must be ridiculously old
you must have a facinating array of foriegn diseases
you must wear a silly hat.

There ya go :)

[subpar]

At 10/20/05 03:46 PM, IThinkImDrunk wrote: to be the pope...

You MUST wear nappies.
you must be ridiculously old
you must have a facinating array of foriegn diseases
you must wear a silly hat.

There ya go :)

And you can't sin.

Oh, I guess that rules out the vast majority of NG members, doesn't it?

[BlackgOOse]

Rap battle ...

[Fim]

da_pope or Mr_pope?

Who would win?

a dance contest obviously.

[Mazza]

At 10/20/05 03:34 PM, subpar wrote:

At 10/20/05 02:14 PM, -Mazza- wrote: Challenge the current pope to a break-dancing contest.

Interesting...

I wonder if Jesus could breakdance.

The man could walk on water.

Of course he can breakdance, despite the fact that these two activities are not related in the slightest bit.

[Jesus-of-Nazareth]

At 10/20/05 03:50 PM, -Mazza- wrote: Of course he can breakdance, despite the fact that these two activities are not related in the slightest bit.

They're related when I breakdance on water.