How to make pancakes

[swive]

How to Make Pancakes

Ingredients:

1 pint of flour
2 eggs
1 cup of milk
1 stick of butter
*secret ingredient you choose*

Materials:

1 mixing bowl
2 table spoons
2 cups
1 small pan

Procedure:

1. Open the flour box.

2. Put the flour in the bowl.

3. Put milk in a cup.

4. Make sure it's 12 cm of milk.

5. Put the milk in the bowl.

6. Break the 2 eggs into the bowl.

7. Mix it with a spoon.

8. Put the mix in the pan.

9. Let the pancake mix cook about 5 minutes.

10. Flip pancake over when the top is brown.

11. Your pancake should be ready to eat.

*which special ingredient would you like to add? I like my pancakes with chocolate chips!*

[Shadic-1]

Highly corrosive gunpowder, gives it an extra bang when I put it on my stove.

[Narusegawa]

At 10/19/05 10:17 PM, swive wrote: I like my pancakes with chocolate chips!*

OMG me 2 soulmates forever1!!

[STEM]

i like my pancakes with mini pankcakes in them.

[API]

I like fluffy pancakes. With blueberries.

[Dash-Underscore-Dash]

My pancakes are so good, they're legendary!

The secret ingredient is child pron.

[swive]

At 10/19/05 10:19 PM, Big_SciZot wrote:

OMG me 2 soulmates forever1!!

MARRY ME?!?

At 10/19/05 10:21 PM, lollerskaters wrote: My pancakes are so good, they're legendary!

The secret ingredient is child pron.

OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG!

*picks up phone*

dials 1-800-PHONE-SECS (wades land line)

oh your in deep doo doos.

[Narusegawa]

I like my pancakes like I like my women; right off the griddle,chopped into squares,and drowning in syrup.

[API]

Same here, but I like to smother them in butter first.

Love butter.

[swive]

At 10/19/05 10:26 PM, Big_SciZot wrote: I like my pancakes like I like my women; right off the griddle,chopped into squares,and drowning in syrup.

you are the man!

you just made my day!

lol lol lol

300 cool points for you my good man.

[FATFINGERS]

thanks for that. know show how to make brownies so i can make a special batch for my friends and i :}

[afsdgugadouhnihdajia]

Weird, here's how I make them:

Yeild: 1

Ingredients:

10 pounds salt
5 pounds milk
10 pounds meat
Soildering Iron
AOL Disks
Hammer

Directions:

1. Hammer the AOL disks and meat into little pieces.
2. Put everything in a bowl and mix it with the soildering iron.
3. Cook it with the soildering iron.
4. Burn it to make sure it's cooked.
5. Eat it.

[Grizzley]

At 10/19/05 10:19 PM, -Shadic- wrote: Highly corrosive gunpowder, gives it an extra bang when I put it on my stove.

nice one. i need to try that. how much do you put in.

[Synthpappa]

At 10/19/05 10:17 PM, swive wrote: *which special ingredient would you like to add? I like my pancakes with chocolate chips!*

Vagina. I would add vagina. I am a heterosexual man, so I eat vagina. Mmmm... vagina.

[LittleWashu]

At 10/19/05 10:17 PM, swive wrote:

*which special ingredient would you like to add? I like my pancakes with chocolate chips!*

chocolate would kill me since I am allergic so I add strawberries right into the mix instead

[LittleWashu]

At 10/19/05 10:21 PM, lollerskaters wrote: My pancakes are so good, they're legendary!

The secret ingredient is child pron.

If I ever was to meet you then I would challenge you to a pancake cook off!

[Ken-Korrupt]

I like to put in less liquid... whether it be milk or water... to make them thicker.

[ERPMISTER]

Add an extra scoop of love, just for good measure.

[Famas]

At 10/19/05 10:26 PM, Big_SciZot wrote: I like my pancakes like I like my women; right off the griddle,chopped into squares,and drowning in syrup.

I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.

[RemRulzz]

anybody have bacon to go with that...

[Dual-Glock]

I Have my families secret (not anymore) recipy here:

Ingredience:
1 can of flamable spray
2 potatos
1kg flour
1 car battery
15 eggs
1 shovel

Steps:
1. Open you car battery and pour the acid into a boal.
2. add half of your flour
3. cut your potatos in half, and then half agian, then mix into the boal. Notice that the potatos will disolve.
4. stir in the remaning flour and leave to sit. for 10 minutes.
5. While the mixture is setting go over to the local church and throw the eggs at the nuns. then run like all hell!
6. when you return, dig a hole in your backyard 4ft x 3ft x 2ft
7. invite your nieghbors dog, that keeps craping and pissing on your yard, to come and eat the pankake mixture with you.
8. unless you have a death wish dont eat the mixture.
9. if the dog wont eat it just pretented to eat it your self and ensure it will be fine.
10. when it is dead spray it with the flamable spray and then set fire to it.
11. when the fire has burnt out bury him in the hole you dug earlyer!

Vola! your done!

WOOPS! this isnt the italian mafia forums!!!!!

(NOTE: this is NOT meant to be taken seriously!)