What did you do to get detention?

[VirginLungs]

When was the last time you got detention? And what for?

I was a 2 hour detention today for "being involved' in a food fight last week. I got caught throwing a dirty chicken wing across the dining area... :/

[Gtd-Orion]

well last itme i got detention was a asuspension so 4 years ago a jerk was saying i liked pokemon so i was emotional back then and almost began to cry, he started to taunt me and i grabbed his pencil case and hit him over the head with it, i did not know however that it had a wooded baseball plague in it, suspension he got off scott free.

[Grade-Zero]

Lunch Detention for 3 days for giving back someones stolen doritos. Friggin retarded, half the teachers at my school are pure evil, giving detentions for no reason.

[BananaBreadMuffin]

Not handing in homework. Like 95% of all my detentions.

[Dark6]

Whipping a potato at a kid.

[LookingTwiceKills]

Apparently trying to get kids involved with marjuana >:S
1 week exclusion, and in every break the week after.

[milinko959]

I said "that is bull shit" to my gym teacher and got a detention once.

[CaptainPeepers]

some kid was sleeping with a book over his face, and I'm an asshole, so I punch the book as hard as I can. He almost cried, and I almost pissed my pants. Suspended, two days, Told my parents, they laughed.

Pwnt.

[Andersson]

I've never got one. =)

[Vultures]

I've only had one detention for talking out of turn. I'm a sensitive, sodomizing pussy, you see, so I bawled my eyes out.

WHEEEEEE! I'M THE KIIIING!

[godflesh]

At 10/19/05 05:45 PM, Gtd_Orion wrote:

:so i was emotional back then and almost began to cry,

Haha...emo...

lol@emo

[Castlevania]

At 10/19/05 05:47 PM, milinko959 wrote: I said "that is bull shit" to my gym teacher and got a detention once.

WHOA!! your, like, so hardcore!!!

e-sexings for you!!!

not

[turd-sandwich]

my last one was for just dicking around in class i think

[jim-bob-jones]

i don't go to school HA HA HAAAAA

[SomeKindOfMonster]

it was in 11th grade, and some guy was bothering my girlfriend, just yelling at her, calling her a slut, aparently he asked her to suck his dick and she said no, with some choice words i believe. well hhe starts yelling and smacks her. i run to him and yell "you fucking dipshit!" and i punch him out. at first i was walking at a fast pace, yelling at him to get his attention, but when he slapped her, i lost it. so i was sent to detention, but thankfully the one supervising the detentionies was this teacher that believe standing up for you girlfriend is something you should do. so i wasnt given any work, just had to sit there.

[Re-Spawn]

Tuesday.

Reason; Laughing at a sex education video that had two disabled 16 year olds, about to enter in oral sex.

[Ben]

I threw a chair at someone 2 years ago - since then i haven't been found out doing anything worth a detention.

[Vultures]

At 10/19/05 05:57 PM, Re-Spawn wrote: Tuesday.

Reason; Laughing at a sex education video that had two disabled 16 year olds, about to enter in oral sex.

how is that not funny?

[GoryBlizzard]

Last time I got detention was in 7th grade (near the end of the school year--back in June 2003). I said something supposedly insulting to another person, and unfortunately, my teacher was right next to me. I've managed to avoid detentions ever since.

[TommysUsername]

Can't remember many recent ones off the top of my head, but when I was in 7th grade I told my french teacher to shut her cock sucking mouth and I got a few detentions.com

[SPR]

Putting a cup of Mashed potatoes down a kid's shirt in lunch.

[afsdgugadouhnihdajia]

At 10/19/05 06:00 PM, Conky- wrote: detentions.com

Eh? You spend too much time on the internet.... Or you're sleepy or something....

Last one was for not turning in my homework.

[LittleMissVixen]

At 10/19/05 05:48 PM, Andersson wrote: I've never got one. =)

Neither have I.... I mean I was really close a few times for giving "attitude" and talking in class, but I've always managed to talk my way out of it.

[TheCrazyPanda]

I messed with one of the teachers.

Haha, last week my brother got 2 lunch detentions for calling his teacher "Mrs. Rimjob".

[RedZeppelin]

I got one for having hair.

Is that such a crime?

[Earfetish]

The last detention I got was for being late three times in one week, in High School. I haven't yet learnt my lesson and recently got a letter from college about being late too often.

College doesn't give detentions though - they've got 'reviews' and 'levels' and all this shite for naughty pupils.

[Crewred]

there are so many, but most recent one was 2 days of 2 hr detentions for cutting school, they also threatened to take me to court. (it is illegal to miss school w/o a reason in ny.)

[Warrickneff]

Going to an open house thing for Carelton University without a note.

They apologized after because it was complete bs and I complained.

[Matt]

One one hour detention for being tardy to school four times. The first two and this last one were complete bullshit however, hopefully I can just clear this up with a note from my dad or something. Not even two months into school and I am already had two detentions.

[CousinIt]

2 day detention for jumping out a window,yes.