I got suspended for the gayest reason yester day. heres the : story :
It was lunch and my buddies and i sat down. Then this guy who has like no friends comes and sits down by us. He starts spinnin a yarn about how he beat someone up, and i turned to my friend and say "Yeah, right" and hes all like "shut up" and we just bicker like kids for a few minutes, then this girl a couple grades older than me says to hom "go fuck off!" and that pissed him off.
After lunch, i was walking to my class with my buddy Justin and he comes up puts his hand on Justins shoulder and says "I feel sorry for you because of the people you kno" and im like "me too justin, cause you know him, and he just touched you" and he tells me to shut up and i say "your mom didnt tell me to shut up last night MMMM HMMM!" then he KICKS ME IN THE BALLS and i drop like a lead ballon.
So by now im limping, and my friend takes me to the office, and reports the whole thing, and I GET SUSPENDED!!!1 i got suspended for lack of good judgement!
Dont yall think thats gay?