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My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 17:33:30 Reply

I hate browsing the general forum and posting in topics that are generally dominated by fucking kids. Its ridiculous. I dont want to play in the god damned sand box with a bunch of goobers, and I dont want to swim in the kiddie pool.

I like the ng bbs forums... and I think there should be separation. Like an 18+ general forum. Riding on this shortbus just doesnt cut it, any more.

toddlers begone

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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 17:35:06 Reply

And? You think this will solve problems? People will just go to whatever forum they want.


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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 17:35:31 Reply

At 10/19/05 05:35 PM, milinko959 wrote: And? You think this will solve problems? People will just go to whatever forum they want.

Gas Chambers.

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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 17:35:45 Reply

That wouldn't work.
HAI I'M 18, CAN 11 YEAR OLDS HAVE SEX YET?

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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 17:36:29 Reply

Yea, I guess I'm gonna have to be thrown in with them. After all, your age is all that really matters, in know way is your maturity important.

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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 17:36:40 Reply

Unless computers can do retina scans or whatnot, I doubt the system would be foolproof. I mean, there's some 1337 h4x0r who could just click on the link, and WHAM! he's in!

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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 17:37:20 Reply

I'm almost 15.

:( I'm a kiddie.

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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 17:37:49 Reply

yeah some idiot friend of mine whos fifteen regularily goes into the mature section , what a douge bag

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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 17:38:30 Reply

So you like posting on a board that is full of kids who are much younger than you, but you'd like to remove them just because you feel too superior to them when you're right there with them holding on conversation?

If idiots bother you that much, just stop coming here or something, or just ignore the idiots and only talk to the cool. Sure, someone younger starts off with negative respect points, but not all of them are bad, in fact, a bunch of them are pretty damned cool.

Basically: fucking forget it. There are plenty of older users here to tickle your fancy, and you can easily ignore the ones that aren't old enough to whet your appetite for peers.


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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 17:40:09 Reply

At 10/19/05 05:36 PM, Xalibur wrote: Yea, I guess I'm gonna have to be thrown in with them. After all, your age is all that really matters, in know way is your maturity important.

Oh. Excuse me. Your obviously mature because you can express yourself so concisely with such a command of the english language... that the fact that you are thirteen is just null and void. Im sure there are tons of things that you and I can find common ground on....

even tho Im 22.... and you are 13.

wtf. I dont care if what im saying is unfair. The world of a 22 year old man, and a thirteen year old boy.. totally different. Go be mature outside of my topic.

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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 17:41:03 Reply

If you don't like it, then use another forum. It's something we have to put up with around here.

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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 17:41:53 Reply

dont hate children
u were once a kid too u know

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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 17:42:00 Reply

At 10/19/05 05:37 PM, tr0mb0ne wrote: I'm almost 15.

( I'm a kiddie.

That's really not helping us.

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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 17:42:50 Reply

At 10/19/05 05:36 PM, Xalibur wrote: Yea, I guess I'm gonna have to be thrown in with them. After all, your age is all that really matters, in know way is your maturity important.

this, coming from a 13 year-old

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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 17:43:04 Reply

At 10/19/05 05:38 PM, Evark wrote: So you like posting on a board that is full of kids who are much younger than you, but you'd like to remove them just because you feel too superior to them when you're right there with them holding on conversation?

No. I fancy the ng bbs. But I hate being surrounded by creepy children. Superiority has nothing to do with it. Knobface.

If idiots bother you that much, just stop coming here or something, or just ignore the idiots and only talk to the cool. Sure, someone younger starts off with negative respect points, but not all of them are bad, in fact, a bunch of them are pretty damned cool.

No.

Basically: fucking forget it. There are plenty of older users here to tickle your fancy, and you can easily ignore the ones that aren't old enough to whet your appetite for peers.

Thanks for summarizing. I seem to be fucking retarded. I dont like being tickled.

Get back in the pool, grover.

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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 17:43:33 Reply

At 10/19/05 05:33 PM, Ken_Korrupt wrote: Riding on this shortbus just doesnt cut it, any more.

....then dont?

Anyway, an 18+ forum won't stop under-18s posting there, just like the 13+ age limit on NG accounts didnt stop Tahnok joining.


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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 17:46:57 Reply

At 10/19/05 05:35 PM, Ken_Korrupt wrote:
At 10/19/05 05:35 PM, milinko959 wrote: And? You think this will solve problems? People will just go to whatever forum they want.
Gas Chambers.

Here here!


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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 17:51:21 Reply

At 10/19/05 05:33 PM, Ken_Korrupt wrote: I hate browsing the general forum and posting in topics that are generally dominated by fucking kids. Its ridiculous. I dont want to play in the god damned sand box with a bunch of goobers, and I dont want to swim in the kiddie pool.

I like the ng bbs forums... and I think there should be separation. Like an 18+ general forum. Riding on this shortbus just doesnt cut it, any more.

toddlers begone

Your idea is just a mite radical. I think NG should employ a system simmilar to the literacy test you have to go through to access chat on some sites. This would work as a moron filter of sorts.

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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 17:53:34 Reply

At 10/19/05 05:41 PM, 1 wrote: If you don't like it, then use another forum. It's something we have to put up with around here.

Dude, why is it that you have the best Alias I have ever seen?


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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 17:53:39 Reply

He's got a point... I wish there was a way to divide the people. I'm also sick of seeing post after post of people bitching about how hard their math homework is or how terrible their parents are because they asked them to take out the trash on their way to the bus stop.

Sadly though, there is nothing you can do... except be a complete dickhead and make fun of them time and time again. Well, that's what I do anyway.


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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 17:56:01 Reply

What is to stop people lieing about their age...


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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 18:10:31 Reply

At 10/19/05 05:46 PM, -Zef- wrote:
At 10/19/05 05:35 PM, Ken_Korrupt wrote:
At 10/19/05 05:35 PM, milinko959 wrote: And? You think this will solve problems? People will just go to whatever forum they want.
Gas Chambers.
Here here!

I know. Nerve Mustard Lemon Pepper Gas.

At 10/19/05 05:46 PM, -VeinsOnFire- wrote: You shouldn't generalize, i'm sure there are more than a few whipper snappers with more than a half wit, age and wisdom do not necessarily go hand in hand.

My ability to take those folks seriously, however, is non existant.

At 10/19/05 05:43 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:
At 10/19/05 05:33 PM, Ken_Korrupt wrote: Riding on this shortbus just doesnt cut it, any more.
....then dont?

...Ugh... NO.

Anyway, an 18+ forum won't stop under-18s posting there, just like the 13+ age limit on NG accounts didnt stop Tahnok joining.

Wait... what? Are you fucking kidding me? Holy shit. Thank you for showing me the flaw in my idea... that, until this point in time... was totally inconcievable. To think... folks would be dishonest on the internet? wtf is that?

I left some crayons and construction paper next to the juiceboxes for you.

At 10/19/05 05:51 PM, Hyperdragoon wrote:
Your idea is just a mite radical. I think NG should employ a system simmilar to the literacy test you have to go through to access chat on some sites. This would work as a moron filter of sorts.

That sounds like fun. A good idea, too. I think notarized documents... a birth certificate and fingerprints would also be necessary.

At 10/19/05 05:53 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: He's got a point... I wish there was a way to divide the people. I'm also sick of seeing post after post of people bitching about how hard their math homework is or how terrible their parents are because they asked them to take out the trash on their way to the bus stop.

lmao. thank god.

Sadly though, there is nothing you can do... except be a complete dickhead and make fun of them time and time again. Well, that's what I do anyway.

But I hate feeling like such a bully. There is just no contest.. and it being the internet and all makes me feel like even more of a scum bag.

Im just tired of waiting for everyone elses testicles to descend.

At 10/19/05 05:56 PM, -Hybr1d- wrote: What is to stop people lieing about their age...

mandatory tissue samples.

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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 18:13:37 Reply

wtf man I wouldn't get to be in this eliteist forum because I'm 17? I don't think you can judge post quality or interest by age. Well, not really; to an extent you can.

If you want adult conversation go to an adult forum, but this is mainly occupied by people younger than me.

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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 18:16:22 Reply

HEY >:( you was a children once too.

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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 18:18:17 Reply

At 10/19/05 06:13 PM, Earfetish wrote:
If you want adult conversation go to an adult forum, but this is mainly occupied by people younger than me.

Where do I go if I want advice that I have already recieved?

If you are such a frontrunner for the empowerment of minors, why dont you go watch nickelodeon.

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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 18:19:41 Reply

At 10/19/05 06:18 PM, Ken_Korrupt wrote: If you are such a frontrunner for the empowerment of minors, why dont you go watch nickelodeon.

What a terrible response. Man you suck at arguing, I've dredged smarter responses out of little kids.

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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 18:20:33 Reply

there is just one problem...it is too easy to lie about your age here.

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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 18:22:26 Reply

It wouldnt work. Besides, some kids are very mature for their age.

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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 18:22:27 Reply

At 10/19/05 06:20 PM, Metallica4ever wrote: there is just one problem...it is too easy to lie about your age here.

well im REALLY 80.....

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Response to My idea. Because I hate children. 2005-10-19 18:24:21 Reply

even tho Im 22.... and you are 13.

wtf. I dont care if what im saying is unfair. The world of a 22 year old man, and a thirteen year old boy.. totally different. Go be mature outside of my topic.

O like hell. If you think your so mature, go to another forum. If don't like it, fine then. This is full of minors, so you shouldn't come here if you don't want "kiddies". Oh, and you posted personal info. of another user. without their permission.