Today At School...

[TheChaosDemon]

I have decided to conduct research on the most deadly enemy us humans have, and will ever face: Robots. Who knows what these vile mechanical creations are capable of? Who knows what kind of sick minds they have? Who knows? I decided to discuss my problem with a highly educated robot expert that graduated with an A+ from robot elementary school.

I approached this man with caution, knowing that he might have deadly diseases obtained from his robot allies, sweat dripped down my non-robotic flesh. He seemed to be amused by it. I quickly regenerated and exclaimed a question at him, hoping to intimidate his robotic foolishness. “So, Mr. Domo Arigato is it? I know you work for those mechanical beasts that you call ‘friends’! Might I ask you why you have decided to be their friends?� He swiftly calculated my question in his inferior robotic mind. It seemed as though I had won the first strike…

He answered “we only want to be friends with humaanz, we only wish to love, and be loved…� I stopped him in mid sentence, saying: “But, what happens if you love too much? Won’t that kill your precious humans?� He suddenly began to act strangely, “Error! Error! Must eliminate all humaanz!� He then pulled out his flamethrower as quickly as he had said the sentence, it seemed as though he was being controlled by an outside force.

I then went into one of those super school slow motion sequences that you see in all modern day below average movies, an art I had learned from the ancient talking pillows, an ancient art that was past down from office supplies, to other office supplies, all it really did was to make you look cooler. I swiftly put my hands in my pocket, searching for the magnet I had stored there earlier in case a similar event happened; I was ready for anything...

I smashed the magnet into the robot’s head after dodging his flames. Sparkles, and electric wires flew out of him like rain during a tsunami, red ones, blue ones, orange ones, you name ‘em. I landed on the asphalt with my face turned upwards, the sun was glistening, and blinding to my eyes. I quickly got up, realizing that this wasn’t the time to be lying around, especially because of the fact that he was just about to blow up.

He blew up right after I reached a good cover point; a giant rock. It was shiny under the hot summer sun, with little glittering shards in it; it felt good to be under its shade, especially after fighting a human killing robot. A huge explosion occurred with splinters of huge bolts that would impale you easily, and wires that would cut you in half at the current speed that they were going; if it weren’t for this rock I’d be done for it.

I returned to the previous site, there was nothing but a deep whole with scorched earth, and… a note, telling me that I should watch out before I go any further with my research. This note just made me want to know about these robots’ plans even more than I did earlier, it urged me to find their wretched plans, and stop them once and for all…

[Hoohah]

Weren't there supposed to be free donuts in here?

[cool-penguin-0]

BOO! YOU SUCK!!

[XychoJack]

I couldn't be bothered to read it. :P