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At 10/21/05 03:24 PM, Re-Spawn wrote: How are babies made?

Sperm + egg = zygote = cell division

At 10/21/05 03:26 PM, 1 wrote: Do I have herpes?

Do you?

At 10/21/05 03:29 PM, AzureAnnihilation wrote: At what age does it stop being normal not to have hit puberty?

Here I stole a chart:

1. Beginning of
enlargement of testes
(become greater than
1 inch long) 13-1/2 yrs.
12-1/4 yrs.

2. Growth of the penis 14 yrs.
3. Appearance of pubic hair 14 yrs.
4. Beginning of most
rapid growth in height 16 yrs.

At 10/21/05 03:32 PM, Seanmlr wrote: should i sell my semen for cash?

If you can, go for it but I doubt you have the requirements.

At 10/21/05 04:03 PM, rottenmyscabies wrote: i have a penuis and a vagina
whats wrong with me?

Nothing. You were born with both. It is extremely rare.

At 10/21/05 04:04 PM, -Platinum- wrote: Okay. Could I get sick off eating paper? It's not like I do or anything...

A bit of paper? No.
Lots of paper? Yes.

At 10/21/05 04:05 PM, SlikRik19 wrote: Can you stop depositing so I can level up faster?

No. You wouldn't level up faster. You have to get everyone to stop.

At 10/21/05 04:07 PM, moonhog wrote: Bedn has stole meh cadny. Is that serious?

Josh stole candy from the candy store.

At 12/17/05 12:53 AM, Minion777 wrote: Are gun wounds really that big of a deal?

Yes. But it really depends where. But in general with the power of modern guns, yes.

At 12/17/05 05:48 AM, humantarget52 wrote: Oh I forgot to add

Sure, I know it was just a joke and I'm just playing around. :)

You should never use more pills than recommended but for allergies, it's best to take the before onset of symptoms and to take the recommended dose.

But on the serious side, I do overtake pills sometimes to keep my itching down. Meh.

At 12/17/05 01:11 AM, humantarget52 wrote:

At 10/19/05 12:27 PM, -Mazza- wrote: How come it hurts when I put my left leg behind my neck and gnaw on my rigfht foot while juggling naked clowns with both hands?

Gnomes.

Genius.

Why are you still in medical school and not a heart surgeon or something?

what kind of candy did teh bedn steelz?

Will hitting my face with a meat tenderiser cure my atheites foot?

Why is my penor bigger than yours?

Why does Everyone have AIDS?

At 12/17/05 12:58 AM, fleabay wrote: everytime i szeeze my head hurts.......alot

That's nice.

At 12/17/05 12:59 AM, -Superman- wrote: What's the best way to deal with sore muscles?

Depends what caused it. Usually stay hydrated, get down your electrolytes (potassium, sodium, and have some sugar) and keep those muscles lightly active to encourage blood flow. Hot and cold plunges help to increase circulation.

At 12/17/05 01:02 AM, Monocrom wrote: Is there any 1 thing in this world that would cause you to give up your NG account, in exchange for it?

Your mom.

At 12/17/05 01:05 AM, InsOmniaC777 wrote: If you recieved a minor electric shock, like from a keyboard, what would be a good estimate, that the shock would go away?
And can too much static electricity, harm your body?

Why wouldn't the shock go away? A very large static electrical current could harm your body but it'd have to be very very high. Lots of small shocks could potentially cause some damage if your body's tissue started heating up and destroying your cells.

At 12/17/05 01:07 AM, DJ-Karbon wrote: Is it normal if your penis and vagina touch eachother?

Your mother.

At 12/17/05 01:19 AM, ChristmasTreevin wrote: Sometimes my eye itches, so I scractch it. Then when I look at my finger, I see green stuff. Who's gonna win the Super Bowl?

No you don't. And I don't know.

At 12/17/05 01:22 AM, TheBoneThug wrote:

Maybe that's because you're Sharpnel.

No I'm not.

At 12/17/05 01:43 AM, -wwwyzzerdd- wrote: I'm late on my period, is this something that should concern me?

Depends- how late? How old are you? Is there any chance you can be pregnant? And yes, it should concern you. Are you normally quite regular?

At 12/17/05 02:14 AM, Bob_The_Dark_Santa wrote: I like fucking girls when they're on their period it reminds me of a murder scene. Am I deranged?

No you just have a fetish that most people don't have. But if you feel like hurting the girl you're having intercourse with than you should seek professional help.

At 12/17/05 05:21 AM, shadow699 wrote: every time I watch a suspensful movie I get twitchy and hyper

what's the diagnosis doc?

Your body is excited and it activates what they call the sympathetic nervous system which helps you body react to stressful situations and/or situations you perceive to be dangerous. This higher level of awareness makes it easier for you body to react physically to something.

At 12/17/05 05:23 AM, 1 wrote: 1. What is the best way to get rid of an ingrown toenail?

2. Is it possible to have 7 penises on your forehead?

1. Seek professional help. To prevent ingrown toenails, you should be cutting your toenails straight across.

2. It's not impossible but it is improbable.

At 12/17/05 05:43 AM, Rhabdophobia wrote: I have small cyst-like bumps on my upper arms, is this a normal form of puberty?

How big are the bumps?

At 12/17/05 05:45 AM, -Ikka- wrote: I can milk myself,is it safe to drink?

Yes.

At 12/17/05 05:53 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote:

Anyway. Should I get the painful, growing lump just under the skin above my heart checked out?

Yes. Painful = see doctor.

At 12/17/05 06:48 AM, -Mazza- wrote:

Why are you still in medical school and not a heart surgeon or something?

No. Besides, heart surgeons only do heart surgery. They lose breadth for expertise. Not my area of interest anyways.

At 12/17/05 07:49 AM, shadow699 wrote: what kind of candy did teh bedn steelz?

Good question. I don't know.

At 12/17/05 07:51 AM, I_Shot_Santa wrote: Will hitting my face with a meat tenderiser cure my atheites foot?

Not funny.

At 12/17/05 07:53 AM, -Beller- wrote: Why is my penor bigger than yours?

Because right now I'm flaccid and cold because I'm in negative 25 degree weather and you're wacking off to lemonparty.

At 12/17/05 08:14 AM, PirateKirby wrote: Why does Everyone have AIDS?

Not everyone has AIDS.

I was predicted to grow well over six feet tall, but my scoliosis took over and now I am stuck at 5' 10". Is there any way to reverse the scoliosis and return to me 6' + hieght?

At 12/17/05 09:08 AM, snow_templar wrote: I was predicted to grow well over six feet tall, but my scoliosis took over and now I am stuck at 5' 10". Is there any way to reverse the scoliosis and return to me 6' + hieght?

Have you finished puberty yet?
You need to go to a doctor to sort that out... you need to get your scoliosis corrected ASAP.

Yeah, the problem is

1) I am 17 so I think I am done with purberty.... I just need to get laid.

2) I have been to a back doctor, but he refuses to give any treatment until the angle of the bend is greater than 20 degrees, and mine is in the teens somewhere, so it is close, but no quite.

But I want this freaking thing to be gone so I can be 6' 0" at least.

At 12/17/05 09:10 AM, humantarget52 wrote: Have you finished puberty yet?
You need to go to a doctor to sort that out... you need to get your scoliosis corrected ASAP.

Please do! My nephew (had a lot of medical problems) had his lung collapse 3 times because his scoli was so bad. They wouldn't operate because it was a tough case and he wasn't done growing. So get it done before it gets much worse and you start having problems w/breathing.

how do we get astma? i mean... i got it and i want to rid it, how too?

At 12/17/05 09:13 AM, snow_templar wrote: 2) I have been to a back doctor, but he refuses to give any treatment until the angle of the bend is greater than 20 degrees, and mine is in the teens somewhere, so it is close, but no quite.

Then go to another dr, especially if you're uncomfortable! I went to 3 (ended up in NYC) before I got someone to get me out of the pain that I was in. I was in such bad shape between pain and weakness (muscle atrophy) that I couldn't walk on my own. The spondylolisthesis pretty much took over my life. All I can say is that, I'm not in a wheelchair.

But I want this freaking thing to be gone so I can be 6' 0" at least.

Maybe when they straighten you out, you'll be about an inch or two taller but you're pretty much done growing, so yeah. It happened with me, although I had a different problem than you.

At 12/17/05 09:04 AM, humantarget52 wrote:

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At 12/17/05 05:43 AM, Rhabdophobia wrote: I have small cyst-like bumps on my upper arms, is this a normal form of puberty?

How big are the bumps?

very small, pimple sized, sort of clustered. They don't have any distinguishing features, just bumps

At 12/17/05 09:18 AM, weirdoo wrote: how do we get astma? i mean... i got it and i want to rid it, how too?

I'm pretty sure that you can't get rid of it. It has to do with allergies and the air that you're breathing. Like if you live in a city, you're more likely to get asthma. I think that Yale might be doing some sort of study about it.

At 12/17/05 09:13 AM, snow_templar wrote:

1) I am 17 so I think I am done with purberty.... I just need to get laid.

You can only tell if your epiphyseal plates have been fused.

2) I have been to a back doctor, but he refuses to give any treatment until the angle of the bend is greater than 20 degrees, and mine is in the teens somewhere, so it is close, but no quite.

But I want this freaking thing to be gone so I can be 6' 0" at least.

It might be muscle imbalance related. Do you play any sports that use one side of your body? if it is pure spine, then seek a second opinion. You don't want surgery- only something conservative.

This is only an opinion.

At 12/17/05 09:18 AM, weirdoo wrote: how do we get astma? i mean... i got it and i want to rid it, how too?

You are genetically predisposed to have hypersensitive airways.
Your airways tend to react to things more strongly than they would to other people.
You might be able to 'grow out' of it- i.e. your body won't react as badly.

The best thing for you to do is to manage your asthma very well with medications and your asthma action plan that you have made with your doctor.
Once your airways are irritated and you get asthma attacks, you risk permanently damaging your airways leading to more and more severe asthma attacks and/or more permanent changes to your airways.

At 12/17/05 09:25 AM, Rhabdophobia wrote:

very small, pimple sized, sort of clustered. They don't have any distinguishing features, just bumps

Do they hurt? You need to tell me the size and colour. They sound pretty harmless though.
Look up keratosis pilaris
http://www.aocd.org/..ratosis_pilaris.html

Does it look like that?

At 12/17/05 09:25 AM, Jessicasso wrote:

I'm pretty sure that you can't get rid of it. It has to do with allergies and the air that you're breathing. Like if you live in a city, you're more likely to get asthma. I think that Yale might be doing some sort of study about it.

Everyone and their mother's uncle is doing a study on asthma.

i wanna enlarge my dick.i read some where that fapping does the trick but it doesnt seem to help.

At 12/17/05 09:41 AM, Kei_Kurono wrote: i wanna enlarge my dick.i read some where that fapping does the trick but it doesnt seem to help.

Yo dude, post pictures of your dick on the BBS- I heard that when people laugh at it, it makes it bigger.

At 10/19/05 12:48 PM, VegetonTheSnowman wrote: I've got a cavernous systic lymphangioma, it's got dotted frog spawn, what method is better for clearing this..lasers or liquid nitrogen?

I've still gone unanswered Humantarget, please give me your medical advice.

At 10/19/05 10:33 AM, humantarget52 wrote: I am in medical school just like Shrapnel is.

Ask me something and I will give you advice.

Just not medical. Because that would be geeky.

I will check this thread in a few days after I poop.

I get a sharp pain in my heart sometimes, im really skinny so it isnt fat issues, i dont smoke as a habbit, and when i breath it hurts after the sharp pain. What is it?

At 12/17/05 09:37 AM, humantarget52 wrote:
It might be muscle imbalance related. Do you play any sports that use one side of your body? if it is pure spine, then seek a second opinion. You don't want surgery- only something conservative.

Well I have been doing blacksmithing for about two years now, would that fall under that muscle imbalance thing?

At 12/17/05 09:46 AM, VegetonTheSnowman wrote:

At 10/19/05 12:48 PM, VegetonTheSnowman wrote: I've got a cavernous systic lymphangioma, it's got dotted frog spawn, what method is better for clearing this..lasers or liquid nitrogen?

I've still gone unanswered Humantarget, please give me your medical advice.

humantarget52 apologizes- he thought he wrote something but the post must have not gotten through.

Anyways, I can answer for him. What you have is a cavernous cystic lymphangioma and I believe you must have been born with it. Where is it on your body?
You need to consult an expert about this.. just like humantarget52 said earlier, don't take our advice over professional advice.

For lymphangioma circumscriptum which are the more superficial vesicles, you may be able to try 23.4% hypertonic saline sclerotherapy.

A carbon dioxide laser might be better than cryotherapy but it all depends on the doctor you see.
Good luck with it.

At 12/17/05 09:46 AM, EnglishPanda wrote:

I get a sharp pain in my heart sometimes, im really skinny so it isnt fat issues, i dont smoke as a habbit, and when i breath it hurts after the sharp pain. What is it?

Doesn't sound like anything abnormal.. probably a muscle cramp. However, if you're really concerned, go see your doctor and he may be able to run some tests. The symptoms you've given are too vague.

At 12/17/05 09:48 AM, snow_templar wrote:

Well I have been doing blacksmithing for about two years now, would that fall under that muscle imbalance thing?

Yea, do you do a lot of stuff with one arm? A lot of striking with a tool?
That will really twist your back up.

Go to a physiotherapist and ask for some back exercises. They'll be able to help you out.

At 12/17/05 09:55 AM, Shrapnel wrote: A carbon dioxide laser might be better than cryotherapy but it all depends on the doctor you see.
Good luck with it.

Thanks, unfortunately because of how the doctors operated on it at the hospital in Montreal when I was born the doctors now are unable to remove it. A laser or liquid nitrogen could easily irritate it and make it worse unfortunately. The doctor who operated on me no longer works in the medical field after several complaints I think.

can i get rabies from biting a dog? You know instead of them biting me

My left pinky and the side of my palm underneth it has been numb for a couple months now. When I try to stick all my fingers strait out and together my pinky wants to arch upwards insted of going strait. Weird shit ...

At 12/17/05 09:37 AM, humantarget52 wrote:

At 12/17/05 09:25 AM, Rhabdophobia wrote:

very small, pimple sized, sort of clustered. They don't have any distinguishing features, just bumps

Do they hurt? You need to tell me the size and colour. They sound pretty harmless though.
Look up keratosis pilaris
http://www.aocd.org/..ratosis_pilaris.html

Does it look like that?

I'd say thats it, the first example looked alot like it but the second was rather hardcore. They are usually flesh coloured (caucasian) but occasionally have some redness. They don't itch unless iradditated by something like a sandfly bite (which I am allergic to).

Thanks for your help, on another note, has anyone been Level 30 apart from you or Pimp?

if you die can i get your account?

Thanks for the advice :D