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Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 09:58:54 Reply

I did it yesterday night and now they're fucking itching like mad.
Only do it if you want your penis to look slightly bigger, but you will have to go through agony until they grown back :'(

Never do it. This is just a heads up.


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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 10:04:42 Reply

Use some goldbond. That will take care of the itch

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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 10:06:56 Reply

Ask you girlfriend to scratch your itches :)

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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 10:08:45 Reply

Don't be such a baby. The best bit is when you get spots from the ingrowing hairs, and then you squeeze them and you can pull the hair out from inside and it feels really weird

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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 10:09:12 Reply

At 10/18/05 10:06 AM, mEtaliXzz wrote: Ask you girlfriend to scratch your itches :)

The guy is on the internet posting about shaving his pubes.

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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 10:12:44 Reply

At 10/18/05 10:09 AM, cool_penguin_0 wrote:
At 10/18/05 10:06 AM, mEtaliXzz wrote: Ask you girlfriend to scratch your itches :)
The guy is on the internet posting about shaving his pubes.

O RLY? oh how stupid i am... anyway
Don't tell me you shave it backwards! don't try it backwards

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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:00:48 Reply

wait. it itches when you take it off?
(O_o)?
Why?
i thought it would make them be less itchy.

Actually, don't reply, this is too disturbing

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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:02:48 Reply

lmfao, the itching will pass in a day or 3, and then you're just bald :)


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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:03:50 Reply

At 10/18/05 10:08 AM, chili_kitten wrote: Don't be such a baby. The best bit is when you get spots from the ingrowing hairs, and then you squeeze them and you can pull the hair out from inside and it feels really weird

Umm......ouch? X_X

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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:04:38 Reply

At 10/18/05 11:00 AM, -Flathead- wrote: wait. it itches when you take it off?
(O_o)?
Why?

Its itchy because whenever you take any hair off, it causes itches when its growing back... its that simple. shave any part of your body and that will happen


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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:05:23 Reply

At 10/18/05 09:58 AM, DeadPixels wrote: I did it yesterday night and now they're fucking itching like mad.
Only do it if you want your penis to look slightly bigger, but you will have to go through agony until they grown back :'(

Never do it. This is just a heads up.

That's why I use my beard trimmer, and just trim it. Why shave it? why risk pain to your best friends? O_o


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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:05:56 Reply

this is a real educated post, isnt it?

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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:06:06 Reply

At 10/18/05 11:04 AM, gumOnShoe wrote:
Its itchy because whenever you take any hair off, it causes itches when its growing back... its that simple. shave any part of your body and that will happen

Wow...
thanks mister Science
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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:09:22 Reply

At 10/18/05 11:05 AM, adamsaysmoesgay wrote: this is a real educated post, isnt it?

Indeed it is. ;)

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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:09:50 Reply

At 10/18/05 10:08 AM, chili_kitten wrote: Don't be such a baby. The best bit is when you get spots from the ingrowing hairs, and then you squeeze them and you can pull the hair out from inside and it feels really weird

Now why did I read that?


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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:14:17 Reply

Lol it itches if you shave and dont keep up with it. like DDG said it will only itch for a couple of days but just keep em shaved down.


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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:16:36 Reply

the itches will go , someday
argh , now i have to scratch

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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:17:13 Reply

At 10/18/05 11:14 AM, -Gomez- wrote: Lol it itches if you shave and dont keep up with it. like DDG said it will only itch for a couple of days but just keep em shaved down.

I shaved once, now I just trim it every once in a while, bals = not natural, lolk?


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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:17:55 Reply

At 10/18/05 10:08 AM, chili_kitten wrote: Don't be such a baby. The best bit is when you get spots from the ingrowing hairs, and then you squeeze them and you can pull the hair out from inside and it feels really weird

Ouch... that sounds really painfull. Pics? ; )


Grandma, why do you keep the peanut butter so close to the rat poison? ... Mmm peanut butter.

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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:23:33 Reply

At 10/18/05 11:17 AM, -Daredevilry- wrote:
I shaved once, now I just trim it every once in a while, bals = not natural, lolk?

I keep it shaved for my girlfriend. I know when i go down south i dont like to encounter a brillo pad so i figure she doesnt ether.


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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:24:20 Reply

At 10/18/05 11:17 AM, Unopened_Wound wrote:

Ouch... that sounds really painfull. Pics? ; )

It'd be rude not to

So 'Unopened_Wound'.......just normal skin then?

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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:27:27 Reply

But what do you have to do when you want to shave your ass?

*irony*

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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:28:47 Reply

At 10/18/05 11:27 AM, mister_maggot wrote: But what do you have to do when you want to shave your ass?

*irony*

Well i used my ex bf's razor because i knew we were going to split up :D

Ha ha, assface

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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:30:35 Reply

At 10/18/05 09:58 AM, DeadPixels wrote: I did it yesterday night and now they're fucking itching like mad.

And I suffer itching a lot already.

Never do it. This is just a heads up.

I hope you're telling the truth. If you are, then I won't do it.


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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:33:08 Reply

At 10/18/05 11:28 AM, chili_kitten wrote: Well i used my ex bf's razor because i knew we were going to split up :D

Ha ha, assface

Should I tell him this? Or did you do that already? lmao


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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:34:49 Reply

At 10/18/05 11:30 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: I hope you're telling the truth. If you are, then I won't do it.

No Joke. I shaved my Croth area and gooch, and my gooch is fine, its the area above my penis that itches like crazy!

Its come up with a light rash and already started growing whiskers back.


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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:35:00 Reply

At 10/18/05 11:24 AM, chili_kitten wrote:
At 10/18/05 11:17 AM, Unopened_Wound wrote:

Ouch... that sounds really painfull. Pics? ; )
It'd be rude not to

So 'Unopened_Wound'.......just normal skin then?

*rolls eyes* I know what the fuck an ingrown hair is! I meant a pic of you sqeezing one from your.... hey look a penny!


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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:36:09 Reply

At 10/18/05 11:33 AM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote:

Should I tell him this? Or did you do that already? lmao

Lol, unfortunately it wasn't lemming, i didn't have the foresight to do it then

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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:38:11 Reply

I once cut some of them during a Geography lesson, they didn't go all prickly though.


Give my thoughts form and make them look insightful.

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Response to Never Shave Your Pubes.. 2005-10-18 11:49:46 Reply

how did such a weird, disturbing post get so popula.....
(O_o)?!