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Stop watching Dr Phil, he is poluting your mind.

I have a girlfriend but damn, i'm about to explode from worry. i'm not sure i can hold this up.

TLDR FAG. Just kidding, it's just incredibly gay.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

That's like saying "I shot him, he deserved it."

Yet, here, you have no idea what I might've done. Maybe she slapped me hard for no reason whatsoever, but I guess the woman is always right...

*sarcasm*

hmmm i oughta try this

I have a hard time remembering her birthday. good thing i wrote it down.

At 10/17/05 04:33 PM, Andrew_Helbich wrote: 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

That's like saying "I shot him, he deserved it."

Yet, here, you have no idea what I might've done. Maybe she slapped me hard for no reason whatsoever, but I guess the woman is always right...

*sarcasm*

No what he's saying is don't hit women. You vaginal blood fart!

I don't care if she hit you first, hitting women is just wrong.

haha

At 10/17/05 04:33 PM, Andrew_Helbich wrote: 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

That's like saying "I shot him, he deserved it."

Have you never seen Chicago?

'He had it coming!
He had it coming!,
he only had himself to blaaaamee!!'

says it right there foo' >:(

At 10/17/05 04:01 PM, von_Pluggeleburg wrote: Girls?
Fuck em.

Fag. s'all i can say

- If they have a mind of their own, destroy them.

Girls suck. If it weren't for the titties, pussies, legs, and asses, I wouldn't like them at all.

At 10/17/05 04:01 PM, von_Pluggeleburg wrote: Girls?
Fuck em.

i love to XD

This is probably a stupid question, but would it be a relationship faux pax if I print this out and leave it lying around the house for him to find and read?

Never EVER forget there birthdate. Trust me on that one. If you do she will be mad at you for a long ass time. I learned that one the hard way.

At 10/17/05 04:01 PM, von_Pluggeleburg wrote: Girls?
Fuck em.

That's what I wanna do?

At 10/17/05 04:00 PM, -deleted- wrote:

Fuck that list!

At 10/17/05 04:28 PM, Unopened_Wound wrote: I think number 19 was the most usefull to me.

Yea, I would belive so.

I bookmarked this, too, for later use.

At 10/17/05 07:40 PM, Killah_J wrote: Never EVER forget there birthdate. Trust me on that one. If you do she will be mad at you for a long ass time. I learned that one the hard way.

Yea I did that once and well she wasn't pissed she just kinda acted like her birthday wasn't good enough for me to remeber. One bad thing about girls, they can turn any situation into making you look like an ass-hole no matter what you do or say.

Also about #19, I don't know if she has a mom like Angelina Jolie or Christina Agulara...Hmm I might just a little.

Also I'm glad people are actually seeing that most of these if not some ACTUALLY work. Some of them though, yes maybe a little stupid and not realy matter but there are indeed some good advice there.

And YOU sir speak the devine truth!

At 10/17/05 04:12 PM, TheChaosDemon wrote: Now, can you post 30 ways to actually GET a girlfriend for us World of Warcraft players?

1. Don't tell her you play World of Warcraft, which is agame where you basically take turns hitting each other and going on magical quests online with other people.

At 10/17/05 04:00 PM, -deleted- wrote: lol

You got this from Myspace!

At 10/17/05 04:03 PM, Newground_Freak wrote: wow.....how handy....

You relise everyone reading this will love their compooter more then they will ever love a girl?

OMG dammit i just realized this. pretty soon they will make computers with genders. Eventually computers wil be able to give birth and women will become obsoulte....THis is a horrible nightmare...thx for helping it...

Lol im kidding. This is a very helpful guide here mr. -deleted- i think its that you ve failed all of thsoe so you decided to post it...just one of my crack pot theroys

Did you get this from a myspace chain?

At 10/17/05 04:01 PM, von_Pluggeleburg wrote: Girls?
Fuck em.

thats the idea

At 10/17/05 09:19 PM, -munchies wrote:

At 10/17/05 04:12 PM, TheChaosDemon wrote: Now, can you post 30 ways to actually GET a girlfriend for us World of Warcraft players?

1. Don't tell her you play World of Warcraft, which is agame where you basically take turns hitting each other and going on magical quests online with other people.

That could also be very helpfull to remeber when your on a date. Starting a conversation about a game you play in your room with thoughsands of others that involves hitting and magic is usually not good.

At 10/17/05 04:35 PM, Unopened_Wound wrote:

I don't care if she hit you first, hitting women is just wrong.

*cough* Pussy *cough*

"copy... paste ... print ... i'm keeping this... Huh?Oh yeah, that's cool".

At 10/17/05 10:02 PM, -Ubermensch- wrote:

At 10/17/05 04:35 PM, Unopened_Wound wrote:

I don't care if she hit you first, hitting women is just wrong.

*cough* Pussy *cough*

You are if you let yourself hit a woman. No matter what (except if she has a gun pointed at you, arguably), a guy shouldn't seriously hit a girl.