30 Things us Guys I should Know

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Well these are thirty things us guys Should remeber about girls. Hmm some of these things are actually true.

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did.

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy..

11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR girlfriend closer.

16. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt her more if you draw it out.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

[vonPluggeleburg]

Girls?
Fuck em.

[Anoum]

31 things gullible morons believe

[WilliWowza]

At 10/17/05 04:01 PM, von_Pluggeleburg wrote: Girls?
Fuck em.

I try but you gota date em first apparently...

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At 10/17/05 04:02 PM, Mmmm______sexy wrote:

At 10/17/05 04:01 PM, von_Pluggeleburg wrote: Girls?
Fuck em.

I try but you gota date em first apparently...

Well not if you take charge and go from it at another angle. Dark alleys if you get my drift.

[Fim]

wow.....how handy....

You relise everyone reading this will love their compooter more then they will ever love a girl?

[AdamJack]

You need to add 'be nice to the girl's best friend/s' or they will bitch about you behind your back.

[dabboy]

sorry man, but i dont need help with the girls. i already hv a gf and we're working out just fine.

[Der-Ubermensch]

Did you just copy a page of your mom's cosmopolitan magasine?

[BazookaNinja]

Well, of course.

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At 10/17/05 04:03 PM, Newground_Freak wrote: wow.....how handy....

You relise everyone reading this will love their compooter more then they will ever love a girl?

Yea true, but realy all this is is just a list of basic things or extensive for some. If you remeber at least some of these they will help.

Also the Title of the post should say

*30 Things Us Guys Should Know*

[TheBlackGhost]

At 10/17/05 04:02 PM, Mmmm______sexy wrote: I try but you gota date em first apparently...

What the hell? "Date"? You mean I can't just unzip my pants and point down and wait?

[CptWillard]

You know, most of these points are completely true. It could be helpful for some.

[Britkid]

At 10/17/05 04:03 PM, Newground_Freak wrote: wow.....how handy....

You relise everyone reading this will love their compooter more then they will ever love a girl?

No they won't, don't stereotype. Hmm, about the stuffed animal, I don't know anyone who's ever done that, I've just given her necklaces, bands and stuff.

She gave me a black shag band once.

[UKer]

At 10/17/05 04:06 PM, dabboy wrote: sorry man, but i dont need help with the girls. i already hv a gf and we're working out just fine.

Then why did you come on this thread?

[PrettyMuchBryce]

Maybe if I played football, hated black people, and drove a truck these would be handy

[miss-ally]

5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

eh, these were the best ones... most of them were crap though.

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At 10/17/05 04:06 PM, dabboy wrote: sorry man, but i dont need help with the girls. i already hv a gf and we're working out just fine.

Well I have a GF to, me and her are doing very well also. I just posted this just to let people know a few good things so that guys could remeber. I never stated that anyone needed help.

[TheChaosDemon]

Now, can you post 30 ways to actually GET a girlfriend for us World of Warcraft players?

[CptWillard]

Actually, this girl advice is much better.

[Nev]

At 10/17/05 04:07 PM, TheBlackGhost wrote: What the hell? "Date"? You mean I can't just unzip my pants and point down and wait?

You can with some women... I think they cost money though.

[psycho-squirrel]

so true.

[iscrulz]

I never follow rules 8,10,23,14,17,21,25,26,29.

Honestly, if I have to suck up to a girl because she's just like all the other conformist girls out there, I don't care how hot her ass is, I'll never love her.

Don't tell me if a girl's a punk she'll be like all the other girls, thats just not true.

Fuck orthodox, I'll do things my own goddamn way.

[CptWillard]

At 10/17/05 04:19 PM, Andrew_Helbich wrote:
Fuck orthodox, I'll do things my own goddamn way.

Freud's vision of the ultimate conformity: rebellion.

[UKer]

At 10/17/05 04:16 PM, iscRulz wrote: I never follow rules 8,10,23,14,17,21,25,26,29.

*Scroll up* *Scroll down* *Scroll up* *Scroll down* *Scroll up* *Scroll down* *Scroll up* *Scroll down*

[Peter-II]

A lot of them use PMS as an excuse to be a complete fucking bitch. Oh, you've got PMS? I'll give you my undivided attention then, you bitch.

[Gunter45]

That's actually good advice. Good job deleted. Seriously, that stuff works, tried and true methods.

At 10/17/05 04:19 PM, Andrew_Helbich wrote: Don't tell me if a girl's a punk she won't be like all the other girls, thats just not true.

Edit.

Honestly, if a girl behaves like this, it shows one thing for her amount of intelligence she beholds : None.

I don't think highly of girls who spend hundreds on clothes and claim she's such a great personality. I believe that there are great women out there.

I am not a sex hungry beast unlike the most of you, dammit!

[Unopened-Wound]

I think number 19 was the most usefull to me.