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I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 15:42:47 Reply

I have never lost a sporting event in my life.

I play QB for my football team, we are 7-1 and the game we lost, I was out. I am the best athlete in my school. Im in amazing shape. I rock at video games. I have countless women wanting to date me. My penis is insanely huge. AND i find time for the intraweb. NOT TO MENTION the fact I have a genius IQ. I have 14 passing td's in 6 fucking games.

As far as i'm concerned....It gets no better then I.

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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 15:43:49 Reply

Nice face mate.


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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 15:44:14 Reply

Then you shall relize geniuses don't use double positive like ultimate perfect. PWNED.

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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 15:44:26 Reply

At 10/17/05 03:42 PM, Daedalus- wrote: stuff about his penis

Could you invent a time travel machine that will allow me to travel back in time to get AA batteries so that i can re-use them again?

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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 15:45:11 Reply

Age: unspecified

Everything you posted above is a lie.

I am the ultimate perfect.

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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 15:45:12 Reply

At which point through out the dream did you wake up?

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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 15:46:03 Reply

if you are so great how come 'Iam the ultimate perfect' sound so wrong

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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 15:46:29 Reply

At 10/17/05 03:45 PM, Kaabi wrote: Age: unspecified

Everything you posted above is a lie.

actually its all true except the countless women thing. I only have 1 for now.

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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 15:46:52 Reply

Your not perfect, you are stuck on yourself, you are the ultimate pathetic.

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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 15:46:57 Reply

At 10/17/05 03:45 PM, Kaabi wrote:

God I love that pic... What an ass..

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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 15:48:03 Reply

At 10/17/05 03:42 PM, Daedalus- wrote: I rock at video games.

You rock at video games . WTF?

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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 15:49:01 Reply

At 10/17/05 03:46 PM, Daedalus- wrote: actually its all true

So why are you so afraid to show your age of perfection and put a picture of the almighty godly stud that is yourself?

Look at me Im cool, I lie on the internet and NOONEbeleives it.

I am the ultimate perfect.

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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 15:50:39 Reply

At 10/17/05 03:49 PM, Kaabi wrote:
So why are you so afraid to show your age of perfection and put a picture of the almighty godly stud that is yourself?

I have no camera buddy, And im not online enough to really care. My age is 16.

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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 15:51:26 Reply

you are not truely a winner, till you loose -confusius

you may win all the time, but you dont know what it is like to loose. untill then you are not a winner.

plus imperfection is perfection,


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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 15:51:31 Reply

At 10/17/05 03:50 PM, Daedalus- wrote:
At 10/17/05 03:49 PM, Kaabi wrote:
So why are you so afraid to show your age of perfection and put a picture of the almighty godly stud that is yourself?
I have no camera buddy, And im not online enough to really care. My age is 16.

Mr Perfect is failing

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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 15:52:03 Reply

At 10/17/05 03:49 PM, Kaabi wrote:
At 10/17/05 03:46 PM, Daedalus- wrote: actually its all true
So why are you so afraid to show your age of perfection and put a picture of the almighty godly stud that is yourself?

Look at me Im cool, I lie on the internet and NOONEbeleives it.

lol them sprays own... we need a barney bunch repelent... but they seem to have disapeared

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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 15:52:28 Reply

I salute you as a perfect example of a human being my good sir.
Now,

I am the ultimate perfect.


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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 15:53:08 Reply

Well I'm the great Unopened_Wound.... nice to meet you asshole! >:(


Grandma, why do you keep the peanut butter so close to the rat poison? ... Mmm peanut butter.

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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 15:54:44 Reply

At 10/17/05 03:53 PM, Unopened_Wound wrote: Well I'm the great Unopened_Wound.... nice to meet you asshole! >:(

Im the perfect asshole.

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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 15:55:59 Reply

At 10/17/05 03:54 PM, Daedalus- wrote:
At 10/17/05 03:53 PM, Unopened_Wound wrote: Well I'm the great Unopened_Wound.... nice to meet you asshole! >:(
Im the perfect asshole.

Oh my bad. Eat shit perfect asshole!


Grandma, why do you keep the peanut butter so close to the rat poison? ... Mmm peanut butter.

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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 15:56:11 Reply

At 10/17/05 03:54 PM, Daedalus- wrote:
Im the perfect asshole.

Would you care to let me put that to the test?


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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 15:58:47 Reply

Big head lier.


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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 16:01:56 Reply

At 10/17/05 03:42 PM, Daedalus- wrote:

well if this is true which it isnt then ur personality sucks because u r to into urself and u arnt modest and u brag to much. so ur personality sucks which makes u suck.

I have never lost a sporting event in my life.

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I play QB for my football team, we are 7-1 and the game we lost, I was out.

that doesnt show anything. you could of played the hardest team the day u were out. and a true mvp wouldnt miss a game for the world

I am the best athlete in my school.

thats also bs, thier is no way you are the best athlete in all sports

Im in amazing shape.

so am i, woopdy do!

I rock at video games.

i always beat my friends, this doesn mean your good, if you went to a compitition u would get ur ass wooped!

I have countless women wanting to date me.

lol, bs ur prob. a nerd with no love life

My penis is insanely huge.

and that is why u have no love lide, because thats bs and wt u think is "huge" is probably 2 inches!

NOT TO MENTION the fact I have a genius IQ.

lol, bs again!

I have 14 passing td's in 6 fucking games.

for one that isnt a lot, thats 2 touchdowns for 4 games and 3 for 2 others. that is pretty sad, also if your starting QB then u should be making that many good passes. also i play football and just to let you know it isnt all your work. beside the touchdowns not actualy being yours because u didnt score them, if your line wasnt good then you would suck. so shut up, its a team sport and if anyone gets credit its the person who actaly scored!

As far as i'm concerned....It gets no better then I.

its actualy it gets no better then me. but other then that u really suck because all of this stuff is either bs or isnt very good. actauly, as far as everyone else is conserned...it gets no worse then you!


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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 16:13:54 Reply

At 10/17/05 04:01 PM, dabboy wrote:
I have never lost a sporting event in my life.

great arguement smart guy.

I play QB for my football team, we are 7-1 and the game we lost, I was out.
that doesnt show anything. you could of played the hardest team the day u were out. and a true mvp wouldnt miss a game for the world

I wanted to play, coach wouldnt let me.

thats also bs, thier is no way you are the best athlete in all sports

I am the best ATHLETE in the school, Overall, Dicklick.

Im in amazing shape.
so am i, woopdy do!

Ok buddy, you dont work out 3-5 hours a day.

I rock at video games.
i always beat my friends, this doesn mean your good, if you went to a compitition u would get ur ass wooped!

I doubt it.

I have countless women wanting to date me.
lol, bs ur prob. a nerd with no love life

:How many quarterbacks are nerds?

My penis is insanely huge.
and that is why u have no love lide, because thats bs and wt u think is "huge" is probably 2 inches!

This one was kind of just to piss idiots like you off, I just have a good 7 inches on me, nothing huge.

NOT TO MENTION the fact I have a genius IQ.
lol, bs again!

Another great arguement.

I have 14 passing td's in 6 fucking games.
for one that isnt a lot, thats 2 touchdowns for 4 games and 3 for 2 others. that is pretty sad, also if your starting QB then u should be making that many good passes. also i play football and just to let you know it isnt all your work. beside the touchdowns not actualy being yours because u didnt score them, if your line wasnt good then you would suck. so shut up, its a team sport and if anyone gets credit its the person who actaly scored!

Listen cumguzzler, 14 PASSING TD's is good. especially when my school specializes in it's running game, DID I MENTION i ran 3 td's in myself? I average 150 rushing yards a game BY MYSELF. i dont give my o-line any credit because they dont even give me any fucking time to throw a completion, I hate them, they hate me. Whatever. Thats life.

As far as i'm concerned....It gets no better then I.
its actualy it gets no better then me. but other then that u really suck because all of this stuff is either bs or isnt very good. actauly, as far as everyone else is conserned...it gets no worse then you!

Blah.

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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 16:36:24 Reply

One who believes that their life's worth is on the basis of material goods versus mental abtribution needs to realize that the mind's health is much more intricate and important than a few football games.

EITHER WAY MY GANSTA ASS TEAM COULD SMASH YOUR ASS IN ABOUT .... 105-0 :\


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but seriously why is this shit still only 3 lines shit used to be 5 lines, HOW MUCH MORE FUCKIN BANDWIDTH WAS THAT TOM, HOW MUCH? Also, hot rosalina porn link ;D

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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 16:37:40 Reply

At 10/17/05 04:36 PM, BonusStage wrote: EITHER WAY MY GANSTA ASS TEAM COULD SMASH YOUR ASS IN ABOUT .... 105-0 :\

Win.

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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 16:39:36 Reply

At 10/17/05 03:42 PM, Daedalus- wrote:
As far as i'm concerned....It gets no better then I.

And you are the master @ telling lies....cooooool


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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-17 16:40:13 Reply

I bet I could kill you at DDR


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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-24 18:33:28 Reply

At 10/17/05 03:42 PM, Daedalus- wrote: I have never lost a sporting event in my life.

I play QB for my football team, we are 7-1 and the game we lost, I was out. I am the best athlete in my school. Im in amazing shape. I rock at video games. I have countless women wanting to date me. My penis is insanely huge. AND i find time for the intraweb. NOT TO MENTION the fact I have a genius IQ. I have 14 passing td's in 6 fucking games.

As far as i'm concerned....It gets no better then I.

You also forgot the part where you strung me along for 2 months with Experiments and Crap (my series).

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Response to I am the ultimate perfect. 2005-10-24 18:35:16 Reply

If you have blond hair and blue eyes, then by hitlers standards, yes you are.