What's diarrhea you ask? Diarrhea is loose, watery stools occurring more than three times in one day. It's a common problem that usually lasts a day or two and goes away on its own without any special treatment. However, prolonged diarrhea can be a sign of other problems. People with diarrhea may pass more than a quart of stool a day.
Speaking of the big D, I've been experiencing some chronic Diarrhea today. I know it sounds like fun, but take my word for it, it isn't. It is my belief that the source of the violent anal discharge is the large amount of garlic bread, which I consumed earlier in the evening.
The situation turned tragic when I ran out of toilet paper. Not that I'd use it even if I had some, because the friction of the toilet paper rubbing across the anal portions of my skin was leaving it sore, rough, and in pain.
My question is how can I solve this problem? I'd like to finish wiping my ass, but it hurts too much. Any suggestions?