My Friend's an Asshole

[EyelessArchfiend]

Last night was our school's homecoming dance, which is a whole other story. It sucked ass anyway. So me, Pat, and Brody go into this place (I wasn't happy to start off, because my girlfriend couldn't go with me) and it's boring as shit. After two hours of sitting on bleachers, we decided, Hey fuck this shit. So I get a call from Doug when we walk into the parking lot, and Doug says, "How much money you guys got, I'm selling nugs. GREAT STUFF!" so we went to his house, bought some shit off him, and decided to walk back to my house. Pat has this problem where if more than one person is hanging out with him, he has to show off. So, yeah, we get back to my house, and Doug says, "I want to smoke real bad! Where can we go?" so I walk back to this nice little woodsy area we call Vine Island (it's not an island, and all the vines fell down by now) and I pull out my stuff. Doug gets out his grape flavored purple rolling paper (lol, even though it tasted good) and he starts rolling me a joint. Since I bought a nick off him, he decided to roll a joint or something, i dunno. But Pat and Brody pull out their bags, and they go "Oh shit!" I turn around "What?"..."THE BAGS ARE EMPTY!" So they go back in the house searching while me and Doug are blazing in the woods. Now here's the fun part. Pat comes back "Well what the fuck. It's gone." I didn't know what to do, so I just laughed at him. "Don't laugh you son of a bitch! Go in your house and find my fucking weed!" So I get confused, and I push him and go "Hey fuck you! I'm not your bitch!" and he swings his fist at me. Somehow he misses, and with a miraculous blow of energy I swing back and manage to hook him in the jaw. So he falls over into a patch of weeds and thorns and whatnot. He gets up, gets all pissed off, and walks up to my house. I'm thinking, Where the fuck is he going? He comes back down with my dad. "He was doing weed!" and I have no idea what's going on, exepting the fact thaat he got my dad down here. My dad just shakes his head and walks back to the house. Then we all bitch at Pat, and he goes home. So, yeah. Fuck him.

[Reyals]

Wtf was his problem? Sounds like a whiny asshole.

[Jordanog]

what a bitch. you guys should have jumped that fucking narc

[ShinDenjin]

A whiny asshole indeed...

[sonic-pwns]

he got your dad??!!!
lol omg
you got owned
and your dad didnt do anything, even afterwards?

[Vultures]

r u sure you didn't just smoke all that weed & got high right before you couldn't find it? And yes, your friend DOES sound like an asshole.

[X-Naut]

How he missed you, but you got him, is really weird. So how mad was your friend, or do you even call him a friend anymore?

[EyelessArchfiend]

At 10/16/05 07:43 PM, sonic_pwns wrote: he got your dad??!!!
lol omg
you got owned
and your dad didnt do anything, even afterwards?

He spent like an hour today lecturing me, but besides that, no.

[sonic-pwns]

gotta love those 14 year old potheads

[PocketAces]

Heh thats no friend, thats a snitch.

Tough situation, at least you know not to hang out with that kid anymore...

Oh well you still got your gf, go hang with her she'll make ya feel better.

[SomeKindOfMonster]

oookay. so thus he is no longer your friend.

hmm, i wonder if your father is like mine...about weed i mean. he thinks its the greates thing ever, smoke it, but dont get caught by the police,or pig dogs as he calls them. i think he is a bit immature though. oh well.

[1]

Next time.

Cut him. Cut him good.

[kamelona]

Well at least he payed forsomethinghe didn't get.

[Reyals]

He spent like an hour today lecturing me, but besides that, no.

I'd get locked up in a tiny box.

[EyelessArchfiend]

At 10/16/05 07:48 PM, PocketAces wrote: Heh thats no friend, thats a snitch.

Tough situation, at least you know not to hang out with that kid anymore...

Oh well you still got your gf, go hang with her she'll make ya feel better.

Im glad she's hot :)

[Phunky87]

dude fuk this bitch forget him

[BloodHoof]

he cant be ur friend because hes an asshole >.<

[Redface]

At 10/16/05 07:39 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: Pat, and Brody, Doug

i don't know who those people are.

[OVlez]

How old is Pat? 10?

[NGCA]

You can't just tell a story with the names of people as if we knew them. I hate when people do that.

Regardless, i'd jump this kid -- you're friends so you obviously know where he chills and shit... you and maybe some of your other friends, if they want -- and jump him...

Don't just like punch him either -- I mean, beat the shit out of this kid, and jack his shit (and sell it for weed-money, i guess).

Or you could just stop smoking weed, you anti-social pot-head.

[EyelessArchfiend]

Would you rather me describe them individually and bore the crap out of you?

Pat's my age, 14. So are Brody and Doug.

[massacre-kid]

You should kick him in the ass.

[Slinging-Blood]

You should have stabbed that Narcing bitch.

[BLACKNOISE]

At 10/16/05 08:06 PM, massacre_kid wrote: You should kick him in the ass.

RIGHT in the anus.

[Buddhist]

I like the part where your dad doesn't discipline you.

Shame on him.

[Puzzled]

Cut his head off with a katana and drink the blood as if it were the finest wine in all the lands!

[Redface]

ay yo, homie, i tellz you wut

you should uv'e popped some capsin that pony-ass nigga, like wut,

braaaaaat. braaaat east siiide.

[Grub-Xer0]

mmm, grape flavored rolling paper

[Y-Disciple]

Don't smoke pot or you'll get in big trouble. The pot is what made your friend go berserk. Lay off the pot. How many times do I have to get it through all you peoples' heads?
Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke!

[DariusR]

At 10/16/05 08:43 PM, Y-Disciple wrote: Don't smoke pot or you'll get in big trouble. The pot is what made your friend go berserk. Lay off the pot. How many times do I have to get it through all you peoples' heads?
Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Don't smoke!

That's right. I wouldn't smoke it if someone pointed a gun at me.

And I learned you can't trust a friend unless you two are close. Even then, I lost a few friends that were close. You have to always be self-cautious, or these things ruin your life. That's my advice to you. I wish you luck in the future.