Forum Topic: How come nobody believes me???

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Crazy-1

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Posted at: 10/16/05 09:18 PM

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This is why no one believes you
Your fourth of an inch pecker wouldn't be able to penetrate a vigina, and even if it did, it wouldn't cum. And getting raped by your mother doesn't count either.


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At 10/16/05 07:36 PM, Smithercell wrote: Everytime I tell someone I lost my virginity at age 7, everyone laughs and is like, "Haha, come on, seriously though."

What the fuck do they want me to say? Its the damn truth.

I could even get one up when I was that age. You wern't raped were you?


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Why should i belive ya evrybody you all guyz say false story i dont belive anything!!!


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At 10/16/05 07:36 PM, Smithercell wrote: Everytime I tell someone I lost my virginity at age 7, everyone laughs and is like, "Haha, come on, seriously though."

What the fuck do they want me to say? Its the damn truth.

Because you're a faggot. And you havent't lost your virginity yet. And when u do it will be to a large, east asian man that wants to to have a threesome with his cat.


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At 10/16/05 08:28 PM, Smithercell wrote:
At 10/16/05 08:23 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:
At 10/16/05 08:17 PM, Smithercell wrote:
At 10/16/05 07:42 PM, ANARCHAOTIC wrote:
well, that's one of the ways of looking at sex. i'd imagine that a majority of people would think vaginal penetration is defined as sex.
Thats my definition of sex.

So yea... I didnt get raped either.
so what did happen if you didnt get raped by some old dusty muffed woman
There was this really attractive woman, about 20 something years old who was already half naked.

I went up to her and was like, "Miss, you are very pretty."

She said, "Little man, take your penis thats inbetween your legs and place it inbetween mine."

She then gave me instructions step by step what to do.

And before you know it, splat!

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First of all, someone earlier already said that it wasn't possible for a seven year old to ejaculate, second of all, you're a complete moron. And, lets just say it did happen, being molested by a chick while you're only seven years old is just sad.


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just inserting some random info here:

sex isnt always defined as both people coming.

even a two inch long penis will "get the job done" if used properly

the bare, bare minimum to be able to penetrate a vagina would be somewhere along the lines of a half an inch.

even prepubecent boys can come. in fact, some even masterbate before they are able to produce sperm. they still come, they just dont produce any sperm. so when they come, its just seminal fluid. its a clear, semi-gooey liquid. that serves as nurishment(sp?) for the actual sperm.

im assuming the average size for a prepuscent boy (using my own childhood as the marker[so no pedophile jokes, please]) should be about maybe 2 1/2 to 3 inches erect. then again, i am just a little bit above average in size, so it could be a tiny bit less.

now, on the other side of the arguement:

considering what hes told us soo far, this had to have been either a teacher, a relative, or a friends mom, or a babysitter.

this had to have happened sometime when a parent was not around, like when the babysitter was there, between classes, while hanging out with a friend or family member.

this person is an obvious pedophile who should be locked up for being a child molesting creep.

finally, the term "losing your virginity" can fall under many contexts, its up to each of us to define when this happened to ourselves. this person obviously defines it as the first time he ever orgasmed. i personally define it as the first time i penetrated a girl. the next person in line might define it as the first time they got their partner to come. its a wide range that needs to be defined by you and you alone.


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At 10/16/05 07:36 PM, Smithercell wrote: Everytime I tell someone I lost my virginity at age 7, everyone laughs and is like, "Haha, come on, seriously though."

What the fuck do they want me to say? Its the damn truth.

Well by checking your profile it say's you are 24 years old and this site mainly consists of teenagers. What is a 24 year old man doing, complianing about the fact that no-one believes that he lost his virginity at the age of 7, asking for advise or pity off teens. The best thing to do now is to go see a psychiatrist about your mental issues.


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At 10/16/05 07:37 PM, -Alex- wrote:
At 10/16/05 07:36 PM, Smithercell wrote: Everytime I tell someone I lost my virginity at age 7, everyone laughs and is like, "Haha, come on, seriously though."

What the fuck do they want me to say? Its the damn truth.
Unless you got raped by a child molester, I don't beleive you either.

i would agree because you would have to have some kind of forced sex or i dont believe you either but i dont really care i mean you are pretty much the only one who actually cares


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maybe he's from a different culture where 7 means he's still a friggin virgin and has only met his hand in bed.


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This thread smells of shit. But not any shit, dog shit.
Bullshit!


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That was the fakest story about sex I have ever heard...


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To have sex you need to ejaculate, to ejaculate you must have sperm, to have sperm you must have pubes. At age 7 YOU DO NOT HAVE PUBES! Laying on top of a girl you drugged naked isn't having sex.

Rape counts in my book xD

Opinions are like penises, they are best kept unrevealed in public
I fucked your mom and all I got was gonorrhea
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At 10/16/05 10:03 PM, -justlooking9 wrote: To have sex you need to ejaculate, to ejaculate you must have sperm, to have sperm you must have pubes. At age 7 YOU DO NOT HAVE PUBES! Laying on top of a girl you drugged naked isn't having sex.

Rape counts in my book xD

and again, no. ejaculation is merely ANY fluid that is released from the penis during the height of sexual arousel(i cant spell for shit tonight :[ ), be it semen, seminal fluid, urine, blood, or whatever. as long as something came out, it was ejactulation. nextly, pubes do not, a sperm, make. they are a byproduct of puberty that is actually caused well after your able to produce sperm. i know this because i didnt get my first pube until i was 13, but i was masterbating, with sperm in the ejaculate, at age twelve.

god i wish people would read books and look things up before posting...


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Alright, so you lost your virginity at 7.

You are a whore. Congratulations.


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At 10/16/05 10:13 PM, -ERPMISTER- wrote: Alright, so you lost your virginity at 7.

You are a whore. Congratulations.

you know what i just realized? why am i posting all this factual info when this guy just summed up the entire point of the thread? im going to bed now. this cold is affecting my brain...

one last question, though. have you gotten any since? ittle be a nice reminder for me to look this thread up in the abyss tommorrow.


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Haven't you people ever heard of gay sex...? Richard Simmons could have done him from the back..


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Because it is unusual.


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Well if you are telling the truth thats disgusting.


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At 10/16/05 08:42 PM, Monk_09 wrote: So....what are you gonna name your child?

why not name him billy-jim-joe-bob-kyle


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Simply put, rape doesn't count.

A 7yr. old and a 20yr. old. = Statuatory rape.
I doubt you are actually 24.

If you are, you suck at life. I mean, really, what the hell are you doing here telling people this?

As a matter of fact, either way, you suck at life.

Now go hate yourself.


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At 10/16/05 08:28 PM, Smithercell wrote: And before you know it, splat!

The human body does not begin producing sperm cells until around 11 years of age. You claim you were 7, so at this time you still think your testicles hold your urine.

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At 10/16/05 07:38 PM, MAYORMCHEESE wrote: i touched my penis when i was 2 TRUE STORY

My dick was still inside of me when I was two


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Okay, touching yourself, having sex with an animial, or being raped by some guy is the only way I beleive you.


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At 10/16/05 07:36 PM, Smithercell wrote: Everytime I tell someone I lost my virginity at age 7, everyone laughs and is like, "Haha, come on, seriously though."

What the fuck do they want me to say? Its the damn truth.

Even if that is true why would you tell someone? "Oh, by the way, I lost my virginity when I was seven." What a fucking BITCH!!!!!!!!

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we hate liar here on the bbs...

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riiiiight sure you did. We all belive you!


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no one believes you because you keep trying to convince them! if you really lost your virginity at 7, then you would say it and let it be as it is. you are such a bad lyer!


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At 10/16/05 09:35 PM, Syphyxn wrote:
At 10/16/05 07:36 PM, Smithercell wrote: Everytime I tell someone I lost my virginity at age 7, everyone laughs and is like, "Haha, come on, seriously though."

What the fuck do they want me to say? Its the damn truth.
Well by checking your profile it say's you are 24 years old and this site mainly consists of teenagers. What is a 24 year old man doing, complianing about the fact that no-one believes that he lost his virginity at the age of 7, asking for advise or pity off teens. The best thing to do now is to go see a psychiatrist about your mental issues.

ya, i agree with this. get help. (it that is true) you should by now have a real trauma (you are probably afraid of sex or something like that). (WOW, you had no childhood...)


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At 10/16/05 07:41 PM, Jess42882 wrote:
At 10/16/05 07:36 PM, Smithercell wrote: Everytime I tell someone I lost my virginity at age 7, everyone laughs and is like, "Haha, come on, seriously though."
It's not physically possible, that's why.

"Males have spontaneous penis erections throughout their lives (even when they are infants)."


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