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I once wrapped my head in toilette paper and left a reeaaally long end that I lit on fire. I started running, but when I ran the paper cut out. So I sprayed the whole thing with hairspray. Guess what happened next. I burned my neck real bad.

When i was about 5 i tried to dig a boogie out of my nose with abit of paper for some reason. Then i got the little bit of paper stuck in my nose, as i pushed it too far up. I had to sneeze it out.

what a twat.

okay. this was an accident nomatter what anyone thinks. toothpaste, i was brushing my teeth... and it fell off... and landed in an uncomfortable spot. it burnt.

i was pissing in the toilet and i turned sideways to look at the clock in the hall and i peed on my rug

At 10/16/05 12:02 PM, Normajeanx wrote: i was pissing in the toilet and i turned sideways to look at the clock in the hall and i peed on my rug

awsome.....just awesome........

At 10/16/05 10:18 AM, Re-Spawn wrote: Reply to this thread

Beat me to it

I lit my hand on fire...

I jumped in front of a Mail Train when i was 9. Luckily someone pulled me out of the way before the 80 mph train could hit me.

i placed a napkin over a candle (not in) and then it caught on fire. I grabbed the napkin (bursting with flames) and brought it the kitchen. went back seeing a bottle full of water next to the candles. Slaps head. Then realized another part of the napkin that was STILL on fire and put it out with water bottle. Hand still blistering.

OR

I asked a guy at shadow land if he gets dental...

Accidently become the coolest person ever.

hit myslef in the balls repetadly
then againg i was drunk

I was watching tv and i had a full, unopened bottle of snapple in my hand. For some reason, I felt like throwing it up in the air, yet I decided not to catch it. My legs were open, and the bottle landed hard on my balls. I curled up in the fetal position and when the pain went away, I began to laugh at myself hysterically. Also, this one time, the power went out in my house and I got pissed because I had nothing else to do but play video games or watch tv. I found a keyhole saw on the floor and decided to use it to take out my anger. I threw it hard and the blade went right through my door. I just left it there sticking out of my door. Those are 2 very stupid things I have done before.

i woke up, then decided to become smart...

not smart. took a shitload of ap classes; lost all free time.

few friends, paranoia, lack of sleep, wieght gain... not fun

I didn't take school seriously, and now I'm getting fuckes because I suck at Swedish and Maths (and I have to do a big exam on one of them in the sring)

I once did a moonsault off my roof right onto my friend...we were doing that whole backyard wrestling thing...

I Ran Into The Street Carelessly.

I paid to see the Street Fighter movie.

When i was about 4 Me and my dad went to a gas station and he went inside to pay for the gas, I waited in the car but got anxious so got out and you would enter through a glass door and I thought no door was there and I was gonna jump in there, I jump and get hurt and the cashier and my dad start laughing.

I once went to go get milk (cus we ran out) and forgot the money at home.

i ate pop rocks and drank diet coke.

One time, when I was 9, for some dumb reason I was compelled to take a bottle of that aerosol scented spray can and spray it over an open lamp, not just one spray, but a long continous spray. After 3 seconds, the lightbulb exploded and a small fire rose up, than settled down.

lol you guys do funny stuff

The worst ive done is i went off of a big jump (on my bike) but i was scared so i tried to jump off and landed on my left leg (I cant explain it i was trying to get of in an aquared way) it was really really painful

Left a condom wrapper in the living room, after me and the girlfriend...

Mom came home...

Baha...

Yeah.

It was in the 5th grade, I was sitting in Science class, writeing profanity in my notebook, just for fun. But I completely forgot about it, and the teacher collected my notebook the same day! I was in trouble with my teacher, and my Mom. I was so stupid.

My bro and I completely covered my cousin's BMW with sand. It took the entire afternoon, and what did we achieve? Crouching in the fuking corner for an hour and fuking up his air conditioner. Damn, we rule.

way to many things to choose from...i'll just simply say the years between 15-17

Jackass had NOTHING on me!

I flipped over the handlebars of my bike(I did like 3 complete flips!) and this was the one time i decided not to wear my helmet, the entire right side of my face and right arm were road rashed and ive got a big faint scar on my face now, you cant see it unless ur really really close staring at my face though.

What I have ever done was breaking in a car and skydiving

At 10/16/05 10:38 AM, Shoujou wrote: I flashed the camera at a Yankees game before. I was "escorted" to the parking lot and given a hefty fine.

Dude, I took so many pictures at a Boston @ Yankees game and nobody cared. I was like, ten rows back from first base too.

gone to newgrounds, cuz, now its magic powers are taking me in i and cant leave! aaaah!! it's the curse of the best site evah!