Forum Topic: What age did you get laid?

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I'm planning to have sex just before I'm 30 so I'm going to be the target of 25% of Conan o' Briens virgin jokes, but I still get to laugh at 75% of them.

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Never have and am not in any rush to do so.

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Not yet, but I have a good feeling I'm gonna screw my girlfriend in the next few weeks.

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...what happened to all the non-virgins? Half of you guys have kept your virginity, have half of you not found love yet? That makes me sad to hear potential passions have been kept inside.


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I Can't Rember when i lost mine.. was either 19 or 20.. most probley 20.. or 19 almost turning 20 xD best hour of my life :)


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I'm virgin, and I know I could get laid but I'm just going to wait it out till I find the right person.

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At 10/14/05 07:41 PM, KiDDinK wrote: At what age did you have sex?

its okay, you dont HAVE to have sex when your 10.


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At 3/24/08 09:28 AM, Namir wrote:
At 3/24/08 09:19 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: There's a lot of people in this thread who think that losing their virginity is of utmost importance. It isn't. I never really gave a fuck when I lost it, as long as it felt 'right' at the time, which it did. Yeah, sex is great, but there's more to life than getting into bed with someone as early as possible.
I agree. If you do it early, before you're emotionally ready, the sex would have been like masturbating almost. Would have felt good but no feeling would have gone in it and that's not what sex is for....it's supposed to be passionate on every level. Losing it early isn't the best thing to do unless you're confident you're with the right person. then again...how would people who have never felt actual love and attraction differenciate between it's presence and it's absence?

I also agree. I lost mine when I was 15... And I don't regret it.... But I look back and I wasn't 'Inlove', I was... I guess... 'Inlust' if you will. Losing your virginity young to someone you don't truely feel for is nothing compared to making love to someone you are truely 'Inlove' with.

And that's my 2 cents.

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it wasn't special or romantic or anything

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I don't really think about that stuff yet. I don't care when I'll have sex. The person I do it with counts more than how soon I do it.


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14 was mine. LOL nah jks bit young but still yeah one day. :D


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Oh, never.

I guess I could have if I had tried, but that would have been a lot of work.

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At 3/24/08 08:42 AM, Lucy wrote: Fifteen.

Fourteen.

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I had sex for the first time when I was 13. Damn I can't believe that was 6 years ago already.


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I was 18. I tell ya, sex is great but it's a skill that comes with experience. You need time to feel comfortable with the person with your clothes off, to become used to the proximity... Sex is like nothing else, it's a total overload for all your senses. So, take it slow, it can be overwhelming at first and even turn into a negative experience if you jump into it before you're comfortable. And it's easy to say you're comfortable when you're alone, or just watching porn (totally unrealistic btw, lol) but it's hard to imagine sex when you haven't done it.

OK, that was a very serious post indeed. I think this is needed:
LMAO AT ALL THE NG VIRGEENS!
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Oh yeah, and remember that crappy trick people used to play in primary school?
Kid A: "hey, are you a VIRGIN?"
Kid B: "No way dude, is that like a dog turd or something?"
Entire school: "HAHAHA! HE'S NOT A VIRGIN! LOLZ!"

Dumb kids.


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I'm still a virgin. *sniff*

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TBC ):

But then again, I made a deal with my friend that if I was a virgin by 16, she'd sleep with me.

My birthday is in October.

I'm 15.

>:D

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At 3/24/08 11:15 AM, AtomicBurger wrote: I'm still a virgin. *sniff*

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At 10/14/05 07:41 PM, KiDDinK wrote: At what age did you have sex?

17


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I lost my virginity when I was 13.

Spark that shit up bitch!

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At 10/14/05 07:41 PM, KiDDinK wrote: At what age did you have sex?

You do realize you're asking Newgrounds this question..... right?


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At 3/24/08 10:43 AM, idiot-monarch wrote: I don't really think about that stuff yet. I don't care when I'll have sex. The person I do it with counts more than how soon I do it.

I wish i had that frame of mind when i was your age...

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I'll be sure to tell you when I'm legal.

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I had a handjob at 11 but I haven't actually lost my virginity.


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Sixteen

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At 3/24/08 10:43 AM, idiot-monarch wrote: I don't really think about that stuff yet. I don't care when I'll have sex. The person I do it with counts more than how soon I do it.

Amen to that, man. Why have sex with a person at this age? For pleasure? Well, to all the people wwho answered yes to that last question, don't come crying to me when your AIDS isn't "pleasurable" ;)


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N/A, never got laid.

Never got a girlfriend either.
I don't think anyone my age takes that stuff serious.

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At 10/14/05 07:57 PM, STEM wrote:
At 10/14/05 07:56 PM, KiDDinK wrote: If a guy has sex with a girl with a condom and pulls out before he shoots, is that like, 100% protection?
no, because there is a pre-cum before you skeet. it's not even noticeable.

That's why your girlfriend should be on birth control my friend.

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At age 11....

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