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Posted at: 10/13/05 06:39 PM
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A competition to see how can write the best song about a part of the human body.
Here goes:
Vaginas are great Vaginas are fun Vaginas are coming so you better run!
Beat that, I dare you PML
Posted at: 10/13/05 06:41 PM
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At 10/13/05 06:39 PM, ITZRAINING wrote: Beat that, I dare you PML
MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS! MY COCK CAN WALK RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR! WITH A FEELING SO PURE! ITS GOT YOU SCREAMING BACK FOR MORE!
SOAD > You!
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Head, shoulders Knees and Toes, Knees and toes
Eyes, and , ears, and mouth, and nose
HEAD ,SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES, KNEES AND TOES!
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Posted at: 10/13/05 06:44 PM
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This is a pooem I wrote a few weeks ago, some parts are about body parts, some are about jewish people and the rest is about lesbian mods.
She put popsicles of my testicles
You made me think that you were jew Even though I had no clue But they're all over my hair And I got nothing else to wear They're all over my tentacles She put popsicles on my testicles!!! I didn't feel it at first But now like shit it hurts Now my pen0r doesn't have any cum to spit Maus is a lesbian and she knows it
IMO it's damn good.
Posted at: 10/13/05 06:45 PM
I LIKE TO SING ABOUT MY COCK COS I MASTURBATE ALOT IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A REAL MAN I'M PAMELA ANDERSONS BIGGEST FAN I WOULD LIKE TO SUCK HER TOE BUT SHES NOT A PAYABLE HOE(yet) I LIKE MY HAND CAUSE I WANK WIT IT BUT SOMETIMES IT GETS COVERED IN SPIT MY ARM IS MY BESTESTFRIEND MUSCLES BULGE FROM NIGHTS ALONE SOMETIMES I WORRY MY COCK'LL GO TO BONE CAUSE THATS A SIDEEFFECT OF WANKIN TOO MUCH SO I MUST RESTRICT MY TOUCH
Posted at: 10/13/05 06:47 PM
At 10/13/05 06:41 PM, ornery_scotsman wrote: Head, shoulders Knees and Toes, Knees and toes Head, shoulders Knees and Toes, Knees and toes Eyes, and , ears, and mouth, and nose HEAD ,SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES, KNEES AND TOES!
Thats addictively ace!!!
Posted at: 10/13/05 06:49 PM
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your heart and ur lungz ur spleen and ur tonugguueue u need it 2 breeth at least not heart lungs
pineapple
sugar
Annndndnndndndd
muslcles and nerves and rugrats :) :)
im so gd
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Posted at: 10/13/05 06:51 PM
I think I'll have to agree with -Nev-
Ornery Scotsman, you're in the lead. ONLY FIVE MINZ 2 GO LOL, better hurry up.
Posted at: 10/13/05 06:53 PM
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At 10/13/05 06:41 PM, ornery_scotsman wrote: Head, shoulders Knees and Toes, Knees and toes
OMG! I haven;t heard that song is like forever!
Ahh... nostalgia...
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Posted at: 10/13/05 06:55 PM
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Im writing a song about my dick I named him rick he is so cool ask your mom about last night in the pool
SKILL!!!!
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*Ahem* "The skin is peeled off my dick Done with a razor blade She begins to suck Blood and cum amok She rips my cock off with her teeth Masticate, gnawing and chewing the stump She regurgitates, I'm covered in my bloody chunks"
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i have a painis in meh anus. clam chowde, sea food wonder. wack it off
*guitar solo*
bee be bop-a-doo lot-a-a-a-a
Cory Feldmen rubbed my thighs as he looked deep into my eyes i licked my bootom lip then i slowly sucked his dick
69
Posted at: 10/13/05 07:01 PM
AND THE VOTES ARE IN Nicely done all of you, apart from Supernob....you truly do suck
the list of winners is as follows: 1. Ornery Scotsman - Head Knees and Toes 2. Rego001 - Pains in his anus 3. Evildwarf - She put popsicles on my Testicles
lololol. well done ya nobs.
Posted at: 10/13/05 07:04 PM
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The Knee is important without it we couldn't bend The knee is important that's the song, the end.
Mad skillz, i know.
Posted at: 10/13/05 07:05 PM
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Vaginas are great Vaginas are fun Vaginas are coming so you better run! Beat that, I dare you PML
great song bout that from no fx
My vagina has two sets of lips But I don't get monthly blood drips My vagina hardly even used
My vagina's got lots of extra skin They took my outtie and made it an in Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond
Operation successfull But now I gotta pee Through a miniature hole Gotta remember to put the seat down And when I wipe my ass I go from front to back Cause I don't want a bladder infection
I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans I traded it in for a pair of huge cans Now I get to hang with lesbians
Operation paid up front Now I show all my friends My new designer cunt They think I'm kinda weird But that's OK with me Cause now I kick their ass Playing from the ladies team Theres nothing finer than having a vagina
Posted at: 10/13/05 07:06 PM
At 10/13/05 07:01 PM, ITZRAINING wrote: AND THE VOTES ARE IN Nicely done all of you, apart from Supernob....you truly do suck the list of winners is as follows: 1. Ornery Scotsman - Head Knees and Toes 2. Rego001 - Pains in his anus 3. Evildwarf - She put popsicles on my Testicles lololol. well done ya nobs.
I win teh turd pryze! YAYE!!!1111
I'm just so hapee
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I LOVE MY ASS IM SORRY IF IM BEING CRASS SO SHINY AND FUN IS MY PRECIOUS BUM ITS VIRTUALLY BURSTING WITH GASSSSSSS.
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Posted at: 10/13/05 07:10 PM
Heres on about Anuses and Cum...
Swollen with liquid Ready to burst A load of my lymph Will quench this dead body's thirst One month in the grave twisted and half decayed She turned a putrid yellow I pissed in her maggot filled asshole
Fucking the rotting My semen is bleeding The smell of decay Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable As I unburied her I cum blood from my erection I feel it run down her throat, swallow Eyes glassy and vacant body dug up to play with Skin greasy and naked tounguing her rotted anus
Posted at: 10/13/05 07:56 PM
At 10/13/05 07:01 PM, ITZRAINING wrote: the list of winners is as follows: 1. Ornery Scotsman - Head Knees and Toes
Sadly, I cant accept the prize, i didnt write the song, it was an old song i was taught back in elementary school, and even had a swank dance to go with it.
Posted at: 10/15/05 02:43 AM
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At 10/13/05 07:10 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: Heres on about Anuses and Cum... Swollen with liquid
:[...] and naked
tounguing her rotted anus
duuude that's just the most frigg'n disgusting thing i've ever read. *barf* no no...wait...*barf* yea that's it.
Posted at: 10/15/05 02:50 AM
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who is that sang the one song my
My ding-a-ling mya ding-a-ling I want you to play with my dinga ling
Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and FUCK the prom queen!
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