Haha, play my minigame

[Afro-Ninja]

Ok for starters, this thing sucks. I put it together in two evenings

Anyways my girlfriend's birthday is coming up and I thought I'd make her a flash game. Earlier this year she backed into a car in a parking lot, so I was an ass and based the game on it.

lols

http://www.afro-ninja.com/nsr/eg.html

[P1E-T1ME]

You reached a top speed of 68mph
You caused $565.08 worth of damage
You made 34 little kids cry

W00t!

[fwe]

Haha, good birthday present. Gives her even more reason not to dump you, eh? You cheated though right/ No way you could have gotten that fast. Unless you have cerebral palsy or something.

[Glaiel-Gamer]

ZOMG IT ROX! DAILY FEATURE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[campDavid]

A mini-game for you girlfriend's birthday present? It won't even make on NG...I expected more Afro Ninja....

[fwe]

+Bonus points for her name being Emily

I knew a fucking girl named emily.... sigh...

[campDavid]

Don't do it Afro, don't!!!!!! Or fix it.
Girlfriend: "What the **** is this ****ing little piece of ****! Afro, you could **** my **** **** ** * ******* ** * *****."
Afro: "But honey! I spent minutes on this!

[Banjax]

Haha.

Awesome idea. Took a while for me to work out how to play though - maybe you should simplify the controls? :P

[JeremysFilms]

You reached a top speed of 77mph
You caused $639.87 worth of damage
You made 38 little kids cry

:)

Hey Shawn, how'd you get 99mph?! I got the pedal all the way down and further :(... w/e

Fun game!!

[campDavid]

How do you guys do that I only reached around 60 lolomfgz!!!!!!!!!!!1111

[Greeley]

Good job man... The programming part is really good. But it could use improvement on the graphics. Maybe you should get someone to do the graphics and animation for you. Good job though, it was fun and it gave me a laugh. I only made 30 little kids cry :(

[Afro-Ninja]

You cheated though right/ No way you could have gotten that fast. Unless you have cerebral palsy or something.

I've mastered by button smashing skills from mario-party minigames. No cheating, I assure you :D

ZOMG IT ROX! DAILY FEATURE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FRONT PAEGE HERE I COMES

A mini-game for you girlfriend's birthday present? It won't even make on NG...I expected more Afro Ninja....

the genericness makes it funny
trust me, she'll laugh at it
(then punch me)

Awesome idea. Took a while for me to work out how to play though - maybe you should simplify the controls? :P

haha sure, I'll just make it so all you have to do is hold the space bar down ;)

[Afro-Ninja]

At 10/12/05 10:06 PM, Greeley wrote: Good job man... The programming part is really good. But it could use improvement on the graphics. Maybe you should get someone to do the graphics and animation for you. Good job though, it was fun and it gave me a laugh. I only made 30 little kids cry :(

I can do much better graphics than that, trust me, but like I said the genericness makes it funny :D

It's not based on how far you get the pedal down, just how many times you can hit spacebar in ten seconds. The trick is getting your hand to shake really hard

[JeremysFilms]

At 10/12/05 10:10 PM, JediGuard wrote: I WANT TO MAKE A GAME WITH YOU!

AHHAHAH! I checked your profile then I knew who you were hah.

The most I got so far is 84mph... SO ADDICTIVE!!! AHHHH!!
Not stopping till I beat your score Shawn!!

heh, i accidnetly posted this message in the wrong topic first.

[Rammer]

You reached a top speed of 87mph
You caused $722.97 worth of damage
You made 43 little kids cry

my hand was kinda spazzing when i was pressing space. i think i hurt my keyboard :P

thanks a lot.

[Afro-Ninja]

At 10/12/05 10:13 PM, JeremysFilms wrote:

Not stopping till I beat your score Shawn!!

whoops =)

You reached a top speed of 102mph
You caused $847.62 worth of damage
You made 51 little kids cry

[JeremysFilms]

At 10/12/05 10:14 PM, Afro_Ninja wrote:

At 10/12/05 10:13 PM, JeremysFilms wrote:

Not stopping till I beat your score Shawn!!

whoops =)

You reached a top speed of 102mph
You caused $847.62 worth of damage
You made 51 little kids cry

:(
You reached a top speed of 92mph
You caused $764.52 worth of damage
You made 46 little kids cry

Well I'm getting better, the trick is to not hit super hard, so that u have time to life ur finger back up and quickly hit it again =)!!

You should put an online highscore board!!

[Afro-Ninja]

I think I broke my arm

You reached a top speed of 114mph
You caused $947.34 worth of damage
You made 57 little kids cry

online scoreboard? I do plan to do something like that actually, only after I finish my site. And I'd make a version with better graphics of course :)

[Rammer]

At 10/12/05 10:21 PM, Afro_Ninja wrote:

You reached a top speed of 114mph
You caused $947.34 worth of damage
You made 57 little kids cry

CHEATER!

shame on you.

[JeremysFilms]

At 10/12/05 10:21 PM, Afro_Ninja wrote: I think I broke my arm

You reached a top speed of 114mph
You caused $947.34 worth of damage
You made 57 little kids cry

online scoreboard? I do plan to do something like that actually, only after I finish my site. And I'd make a version with better graphics of course :)

Can't wait!!

[Afro-Ninja]

my site wont be done for a while, coding a message board is a pain in the ass :(

[Fpoon]

$590.01

[Starogre]

Your site looks like it's done ._.

You reached a top speed of 82mph
You caused $681.42 worth of damage
You made 41 little kids cry

I was cheap and spazzed the muscle in my arm to vibrate my finger ontop of the button :D

[4Doctodragon]

You reached a top speed of 69mph
You caused $573.39 worth of damage
You made 34 little kids cry

[LordAba]

Aww... I suck at it.

But it's a pretty awsome present! Though you should suplement it with something... Like flower, candy, or oral sex.

[Lucozadedude]

You reached a top speed of 72mph
You caused $598.32 worth of damage
You made 36 little kids cry

w00tage for first go :)

cool game

[RandomH]

You reached a top speed of 80mph
You caused $664.8 worth of damage
You made 40 little kids cry

How the heck do you guys get such high speeds? I mean I've got strong forearms and I only got that ;)

[Inglor]

Huzzah! you make flash again :)

oh, and you have a girlfriend, which I wasn't aware of lol

apart from looking like that on the flash, I think it's a nice gift :)

[Paranoia]

At 10/12/05 09:44 PM, fwe wrote: I knew a fucking girl named emily.... sigh...

Is there enyone who doesn't know at least one person called Emily?

Goddamn unoriginal names... Lazy!

[runescaper25]

lol