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E: Masturbate.

I chose b :)

E: Masturbate

F: Masturbate about Micheal Jackson

At 5/17/07 09:33 PM, Psychojunglecat wrote:

Daine is down a floor, on the north of the building. Liera is a short ways to the east, on this floor. Alexnra is on the ground floor, in the middle of the building." "And Pierce?" asks Rinnia. A worried look crosses Matt's face and he says "Pierce is directly below us, but a long ways. If I'm correct, he's at least 5 floors below ground." Rinnia looks at the floor, a look of frustrated determination of her face. Jode shrugs, saying "Well, who do we get first?"
A-Rescue Daine First
B-Rescure Liera first
C-Rescue Alexnra first
D-Rescue Pierce first.

lets see... getting Daine first means you have to go down a floor and north a bit. getting Liera first means going east a short ways. getting Alexnra first means going all the way to the ground floor and mid of building. getting Pierce first means going really far down. Ill go with
B, get Liera first.

B wins!
"Leira is closest, so we should probably get her first." You say. The others nod, everyone slips out the door into a stone hallway, dimly lit by flickering torches placed about 30 ft apart. Empty jail cells line the walls. Rinnia motions for you to take point, so you go to the front of the group, eyes and ears open. You sneak down the hall, wary for guards, but there is nobody. Soon, however, you hear footsteps at the edge of your hearing. You motion for every one to be careful, and sneak a bit farther to see a guard pacing outside a jail cell. You turn to Rinnia for orders, but before you can ask, Jode's whip snaps out, wraps around the guards neck, and slams his head against the stone wall. You look at Jode for a second mild surprise, but Rinnia takes the attack in stride, and walks up to the cell, looks in, and whispers "Liera!" You hurry to the cell, and see Liera huddled in the corner, sobbing softly. Jode lifts a key ring off the guards belt and unlocks the cell door, letting Rinnia hurry in. "Liera! Liera, we've come to rescue you." Liera still sits there, huddled against the wall. "Liera, what's wrong?" Rinnia lifts up Leria's head, and gives a short gasp. Liera's pretty face is smudged with dirt and covered in cut's and brusies, but it's her expression that is the most shocking. She looks shellshocked, blue eyes wide open and uncomprehending, tears running down her face. The confidant you saw in the Revealer's hideout is gone, replaced by someone who seems entirely different. Now that Liera's head is out her knee's you can hear what she is saying. "Don't hurt me...strange crossbow...evil mana...spit...fire...destruction...please don't hurt me.." she mumbles, oblivious to her surroundings. "She's incoherent." Matt says, "almost insane, by the sound of it." Rinnia says "Damnit! If she's crazy, this makes the mission a whole lot more difficult. We half to deal with her somehow."
A-Bring her along
B-Leave her here, come back to get her when you've go t everyone else.
C-Have someone escort her out of Inner prison.

sorry for the 2 day bump but this tread CANNOT die.

now as for my choice i say B, leave her there and go get everyone else first. I say this because if you bring her along she might give you away. If you escort her out first you will just be waisting valuble time.

(not real answer) D, kill all the people that said mastrabate last choice

B wins!
"We'll just have to leave her here." You say. "She's just to much trouble to carry around with us." "I guess you're right." Rinnia says sadly. "We'll get her when we pass back leaving." "Daine is the closest to us. We should get him next." Says Matt, his gaze nervously flicking back and forth. "Right. Matt, you tell us the way. You'll take point again?" She asks you. You nod, and once again slip into the half light of the halls. You head over a hundred feet down the hall when you spot a staircase on the left. "Go down here." Matt says. You nod, and head down the stairs. Walking out into the hall a floor down, you are surprised to see two guards on either side, and the guards are equally surprised to see you. You recover first, bringing your quarterstaff into the right guards nose, smashing his head into the stone. The left guard draws his sword, but catches a crossbow bolt in the throat from Rinnia and falls over, his blood spurting everywhere. "Ick." you mutter as you wipe warm blood off your front. "Which way, Matt?" You ask. "Straight ahead" Matt mutters. This hall is cell lined like the one above it, but is better lit, and you sometimes have to duck into doors to avoid guard patrols. Eventually you peak around a corner to see Daine in one of the cells- and at least 12 Traglyim guards stationed outside his cell. Turning back to you're allies, you whisper "Daine's around the corner, but the guards are Traglyim and outnumber us 3 to 1." "Blast!" Matt whispers. "Now what?"
A-Chaaaarrrrge!
B-Use mystic powers to defeat them.
C-Lure them over to where you are, and ambush them.

I say B. Something to break the 'blunt charge' style, and possibly avoid skewering your arm (ouch).

B. I think it'a a safer idea.

looks like I have to go with B since everyone else is saying B. Also since u wanted your story rated...

somtime in 2005 phycojunglecat said

rate my story please!

i give it a 9/10. pwning work dude

ill go with b, (i wana be one the the cool kids ^^)

I'd also go with B.

a bump for great justice

all this bumping is getting old. Next time this thread has 2 b bumped Im not going to be the person to do it.

BBBBBBBB

Wow. I don't check in for a couple of days, and a ton of people post. Sorry guys, I've been doing yard work, but I'm back now.
Anyway, B wins by an overwhelming majority!
"Matt," you say, "think you can take them out with mana?" "I think so. I have an idea that might work." He says. "Then go ahead." replies Rinnia. Matt walks over to the corner, peeks around it at the guards, and furrows his brow while stretching his hand out. A flurry of red flashes splashes across the foreheads of the guards, and the all slump unconscious. "Cool trick. What did you do?" You ask as you move toward Daine. "Applied pressure to their brains." Says Matt, breathing hevily but sounding proud. Daine is considerably more alert and lively than Liera, jumping to his feet as you and Rinnia come into view, followed by Matt and Jode. With a swift blow, you break the lock on the cell door and open the door. Daine stumbles out, and whispers quietly "Where are the others?" "Alexnra and Pierce are elsewhere in the prison," Matt says "and we left Liera Where she was, near the roof. She seemed to be mentally traumatized." "I don't blame her." Daine says, his vocie hollow. "What happened?" Asks Rinnia, sounding concerned. "I was knocked out after I tried to help Pierce. I woke up in a cell somewhere with Alexnra, Liera, and Rinnia. We we're all chained to the wall. Some young duke walked up to us- he called himself Zaran- and began interrogating us. He thought we were plotting an some sort attack against him, and the kept talking about Takan." "Sounds like Zaran is nuts." Jode mutters. "Certainly appeared that way." Says Daine. "In any case, he pulled out some sort of device. It looked a bit like a crossbow, minus the bow part. He pointed it at the wall, and it must of been mana powered, because there was a explosion and...the wall was just vaporized . Liera lost it then, she just began babbling, and the guards dragged her away. Zaran ordered Alexnra and Pierce away, he said he'd deal with them later. He them pointed the mana crossbow thing at me, and started asking me what I had been planning. I panicked. I insisted I wasn't doing anything, but he just kept asking. He finally told the guards to put me in another cell and make sure I didn't escape." "They failed pretty miserably at that job." Jode comments. Daine lets out a sad chuckle. "We're going to rescue everybody, Daine." RInnia says firmly. Daine gives a small smile and says "Thanks. Thanks a l-" Daine stops in mid sentence as you quickly hold up your hand. You thought you heard boots in the distance, and listening closely, you do hear the stamping of several boots. "Guards are coming." You state flatly.
A-Fight
B-Flee

A. Fight, assuming the entire guard staff isn't after you. Try to dispatch some from a distance if possible.

At 5/28/07 09:54 AM, kirbystar wrote: A. Fight, assuming the entire guard staff isn't after you. Try to dispatch some from a distance if possible.

Agreed. If you try and flee the guards will probably catch up. Fighting sounds like the best choice here

Also, what happened to that guy you were supposed to protect in the beginning of this world? And whats going on with Chris? I need an update over here!

Right, llib1 Matt is the guy you were supposed to protect and he's with you. Chris, as far as you know, is still with the nobles.
Now on to the story, and A has won!
"Let's fight them here" says Rinnia, "we'll only attract more guards if we run." The rest of you nod, and prepare for battle. Rinnia draws her short sword. Jode tosses a short knife to Daine while taking out his whip. You ready your quarterstaff, and Matt draws a long dagger from underneath his cloak. The stamping of running boots grows louder and louder until six Traglyim round the corner. Before they ever register you presence, you leap towards them, and plow the end of your quarterstaff into the lead traglyim's nose, knocking him out. The traglyim behind him. however, strikes you in the chest with his fist, glowing green from mana. The hit feels like a sledgehammer, and sends you flying. As you fly backward, you see your attacker's legs pulled out from under him by Jode's whip, sending him to the floor. You them fall to the floor in a heap. Wincing at your bruised side, you leap up in time to see Rinnia slash with her sword, drawing a red line across the chest of another traglyim, and them plunge her blade into the chest of the traglyim who punched you. Daine drives his knife between the ribs of the next Traglyim, and she falls to her knees, blood pouring out of her side like a sideways fountain. The traglyim beside Daine rushes him in anger, mana-infused fists glowing green, but is caught by Matt stabbing his dagger into her back. It isn't lethal, but it sure is distracting, and Daine takes advantage of this distraction to toss ram the knife into wounded traglyim's throat. The last remaining traglyim looks around at his fallen allies, then notices you just in time you see you slam your quarterstaff into his stomach. He doubles over in pain, and you bring the quarterstaff up into his face, sending him flipping over backward onto the floor, where he lies still. "Come on, we have to save Alexnra!" Rinnia says. "Matt, show us the way. "My pleasure." Matt replies. "Alexnra is that way" Matt points the way the traglyim came "and two floors down." All of you blast forward as quickly and quietly as you can, determined to save Alexnra. The five of you go forward through several corridors, down two flights of stairs, and through several more halls, striking like lightning at any traglyim in your way. Soon, you come to a thick looking solid metal door. "Alexnra is behind that door." Whispers Matt. Daine tries the handle, only to find that it's locked. "Crud. Any suggestions?" He asks.
A-Pick the lock.
B-Break the door down.
C-Destroy the stone around the wall.

breaking down the door/wall would be like putting out an alert saying "please capture me, so A, pick the lock

At 5/29/07 08:05 PM, Psychojunglecat wrote: Right, llib1 Matt is the guy you were supposed to protect and he's with you. Chris, as far as you know, is still with the nobles.

thanks i shouldve been paying more attention to the name of the dude in the start

A-Pick the lock.
B-Break the door down.
C-Destroy the stone around the wall.

picking the lock is probably going to be hard but as the other guy said breaking the door or the wall around the door will be like giving yourself up, so A is mah answer

well done Psychojunglecat you kept this goin for 2 years congrats im not gunna vote cause im still on the part with the two men after the worms story lol pritty bad ay o well

I suppose it's my turn to go with the crowd...A, pick the lock, but be ready to smash if things go awry.

I say b just to be difrent

A wins!
"Breaking this door down would be a exercise in futility." Matt pants. "Anyone here a good at picking locks." "I know a little bit" says Jode, who steps up the the door, takes out some thin instruments and begins fiddling with the lock. After a while, Jode says "Almost there." The moment the words are out of his mouth, you here a high-pitched scream, cut off by a sudden exhalation. It is the sound of someone having their throat slit. "Alexnra!" Daine and Rinnia shout. Jode fiddles with the lock a second more, and shoves the door open just in time for everyone to see a brilliant green light flare in the room then vanish; and see Alexnra lying on the floor in a pool of her own blood. "Alexnra!" Rinnia shouts again, and runs to Alexnra's side. "Is she...?" You trail off, unable to continue. Rinnia nods, her eyes hidden by tears, then bursts out sobbing over Rinnia's body. Daine and Jode move to comfort Alexnra, and you nod your head in respect to the fallen woman. After a while, Rinnia manages to stop crying, and stand up. "Let's get moving again." She says, wiping away tears. You nod, and say "Yeah, we should-"
A-Rescue Pierce.
B-Flee. This seems like a big trap.

first off.. OMFG!!!!!!!! first time important good guy dies!!!!!

that i remember
srry if bold dunt work ive never dun that b4

now on with mah choice... obviously A u cant just leave pierce there!

<caps>NO 1 IS LEFT BEHIND!!<caps>

anyway keep this thread going! its the best thread EVER

again sorry if the bold and underline dunt work ive never dun them befor

Psychojunglecat, you there? Well anyway, I say A. Just don't split up.

At 5/31/07 08:54 PM, Psychojunglecat wrote: Rinnia nods, her eyes hidden by tears, then bursts out sobbing over Rinnia's body. Daine and Jode move to comfort Alexnra, and you nod your head in respect to the fallen woman. After a while, Rinnia manages to stop crying, and stand up.

just noticed this. how can Rinnia burst out sobbing over her own body? O.o

Also plz hurry up i dont want this thread to die

Oops, missed that llib1. I meant to say she cried over Alexnra's body.
Sorry I took so long to post this.
A wins!
"We should save Pierce and get out of here before we lose anyone else." You say. Everyone else nods, the grief of Alexnra's murder now fully turned to anger and determination. "The green light indicates a teleportation spell...with the techniques of the traglyim." Matt says gravely. "Why would they kill Alexnra when they've already captured her?" Asks Rinnia, looking confused. "We can care after we get everyone out of here." Daine says. "Now come on. Matt, lead the way." Matt nods, and runs out the door with the rest of you in tow. Matt leads you a ways to the right, and then opens a wooden door to reveal a spiral staircase. "Down here." He says. Everyone slips down the darkened staircase as quickly and quietly as possible. The staircase seems to go on forever until you finally hit bottom landing. You pass through a wooden door to find an extra large cell, with very thick iron bars. Pierce stands behind it, his face as stoic as ever. Jode runs ahead and picks the lock. Rinnia runs into the cell, saying “Pierce! You’re alive! Come on, we need to get out of here.” Pierce looks at Rinnia, and doesn’t say anything. Daine grabs Pierce’s wrist and unsuccessfully attempts to drag him out of the cell, yelling “Pierce! Come on, we don’t have time to be stupid.” Studying Pierce, you see something…wrong. You can’t put your finger on it, but something is off with Pierce. Matt seems to be of the same opinion, looking at Pierce with a puzzled expression. Suddenly, fear blasts onto Matt’s face and he yells “Rinnia! Daine! Get away from Pierce! He’s under-” Matt is cut off when Pierce rams his fist into Daine’s chest, knocking him to the floor with the sickening noise of rib’s cracking. “-mind control.” Matt finishes lamely as Daine coughs up a glob of blood. Rinnia draws her short sword and edges towards Daine, trying to stay out of Pierces reach. Pierce lumbers forward with no apparent concern for his own safety, winding up for a haymaker punch. Rinnia slashes Pierce across the stomach, but Pierce doesn’t even flinch, plowing a haymaker into Rinnia’s face with the distinctive sound of breaking bone and cartilage. Blood spurts from Rinnia’s face onto Pierce’s chest as she falls to the floor, screaming in pain. Your quarterstaff is out in an instant, and you rush towards Pierce. Jode dances around Pierces punches in an effort to keep him away from Daine and Rinnia. You unleash a flurry of blows to Pierce’s side, resulting in cuts and bruises, but again Pierce doesn’t seem to notice the wounds. He throws a punch your way, which you easily dodge, but the blow strikes the cell door behind you and knocks it off its hinges, serving as a grim reminder of what will happen if Pierce manages to connect. The sound of a door opening behind you prompts you to look back. Zaran is on the threshold of the staircase, pointing a gun at you. Wait, a gun? You do a double take at the pistol, and a wave of terror paralyzes you. It’s the E=mc2 gun
The gun that can destroy entire continents.
The gun that you recovered in your adventure with the worms team in another dimension.

A-Disarm him before he shoots!
B-Tell him what it does, maybe it will convince him it’s too dangerous to fool with.
C-Run. Fast.

D, get everyone out of there with the teleport device you apperently still have O.o

where did that thing go??

in all seriousness though, i say A, disarm him before he shoots. If you try to run he will probably shoot, and he probably already knows what it does since thats probably what rinnia (or that other one im not paying that much attention to names) was talking about when you rescued her.