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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-11 02:29:23 Reply

At 10/11/05 01:27 AM, seventy-one wrote: Any of them, although try me for werewolves since I have to choose.

Last one for tonight. Well, you're a difficult person to type cast. You're muslin and really like sports, so I guess that makes you the religious tough guy. You'll have to forgive my ignorance of werewolf movies, but I imagine that you're the werewolf's hunter apprentice, a "righteous" type of guy, who does things by the book (quoting it too). You'll first appear with the hunter in the middle of the film, when the werewolves have already massacred a few dozen people, to help the survivors through the night.
You'll mostly help the hunter with the equipment, occasionally quoting from the Koran (and, occasionally, from youre favorite American football coach) when someone scared makes a question or remark, and when the attacks happens, you'll probably manage to take down one or two wolves (but the hunter will take down 3 times that number... =]). Since lots of others die, you'll have to move to a different location during which tragedy strikes and you get bitten by one of them (the hunter simply gets mauled alive). You'll lead the survivors towards a fighting spot, organize them, but all the time knowing that you're doomed (showing it to the audience too). So, when the final attack happens, you'll fling you're self into the werewolves and take down another 2 before being ripped to shreds.
Alas, you don't make it, but on the up side, you die a noble death and survive right till the end (and since you're a muslin hero, you're an original character and the fans remember afterwards& you may even manage a fan website!).


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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-11 02:36:37 Reply

At 10/11/05 01:25 AM, -Canas- wrote: I believe I would do well in a movie about Vampires.

Just be made of garlic (vampires hate garlic apparently)

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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-11 02:44:35 Reply

At 10/11/05 02:16 AM, -Canas- wrote:
At 10/11/05 02:13 AM, Pure_LionHeart wrote: I kick ass!
*Rubs it in all your faces*

Thanks, Vertigo, man.
Pssh, it was all based on the prior 30 posts.

>:(

I get to die instead of suffering the whole time

Sorry, but to write about as many people as possible, I don't have time to make in depth analysis, I just skim the first few pages and see what I can do.
But hey, at least you don't suffer like some of the others.

Oh, and anyone wanting to continue for me has my blessing (I'm finished for tonight), but as long as they take their time and be creative! Tomorrow I'll continue in any case.


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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-11 13:06:45 Reply

At 10/11/05 01:29 AM, Sexatron wrote: Zombies.

Well, not sure if the interest in this topic remains, but the sake of it, I'll do one more and await futher developments. And unfortunatly for you, reading your posts you admit to like smoking pot and drinking, so you're obviously the "pot head" type caracther...
As the movie begins, you're at school with a couple of friends in a hiding place trying out some new "stuff" you've just received, when you start hearing some screams from far away. You figure it's just the normal effects of "medicinal herb" (which leads to a flash back scene where you and friends start hallucinating that the walls are melting) and continue as normal.
The movie will continue without you, with everyone getting slaughtered by the zombies, the survivores running away, tipical stuff, until the survivors come about to an abandoned school where, suprise suprise, they find you and your friends passed out cold in the hiding place. They think you're dead and just ignore you, continuing on with the rest of the movie once again. Which means that they finally manage to reach the port and take a boat, going on "merrily" with their lives. Then, right at the end, they show you and you're friends waking up, stepping outside (after light conversation saying things like "that was good sh*t") and being devoured by the zombies, so as to end the movie in a humouros way.
So, you won't make it, but you do survive the movie right until the end, even if you are just comic relief.


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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-11 13:08:46 Reply

In GL's thread, I went for Aliens, so I think it's only fair to say Alien III.


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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-15 13:54:49 Reply

How would I do? against creatures from the underworld?
Can I have a sword?

please?


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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-15 14:32:39 Reply

I will face the zombies with the forces of light by my side.


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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-15 14:36:22 Reply

of course!

i personally love horror movies!!

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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-15 15:27:23 Reply

Hmmm i wonder if you could typecast me... being new to newgrounds and to posting on forums you dont have much to base it on but i am a horror addict (played doom3 on veteren and laughed at the zombies) found scream movies funny found jason films annoying and jeepers creepers i nearly crapped my pants laughing... but good horrors i like and watch often...

(personally i'd like a sword)
I think i'd like to be against a human...
like those murder films (scream,texas chainsaw massacare etc...)

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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-15 15:32:38 Reply

How to survive a horror movie

Don't have sex
Don't go off on your own
Don't go into the basement
Don't go into the attic
Stay in the light
Listen to the strange ambient music
Kill anyone acting strange
Kill anyone who speaks in tounges (might take a few shots)
Never check to see if the monster is dead
The more divine, the better
You can never have too many guns

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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-15 15:36:48 Reply

Let's go for it...

Friday the Thirteenth. Also, my posts may not be the best jusge o my character, hell, I've only made two so far. Just so you know, I'm a little nutty.

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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-15 15:42:16 Reply

At 10/11/05 02:29 AM, Vertigo200 wrote: a lot of stuff...

HAHA, I knew my posting in the american football, and baseball crews might affect the outcome, as well as my sig (I'm wearing it just for the month). Sweet, I die an honorable death and get a fansite (maybe).

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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-23 17:48:16 Reply

Even though I can't tell the future, I might survive in Final Destination

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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-23 17:56:54 Reply

Oh how about the JigSaw killer?


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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-23 18:03:17 Reply

I would do really good against hordes of zombies in groups of twenty or so if I stole a sharpened broadsword from this shop at the mall. Only until dawn though. After that I'd probably be toast, or zombie feed. Call it what you like.


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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-23 18:38:15 Reply

time to get the olde whip and cross bomerang

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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-23 19:08:07 Reply

I would like to be in the movie tremors 3. I think i would have a chance at surviveing because i have seen all of the movies and know just what to do in (most) situations in the movies. I would team up with burt because by the time tremors 3 has come around he knows exactly how to kill all forms of tremors with ease(he even survived being eaten by one before). Also since i have concrete floor and basement walls the tremors cant get in, i dont have much food so the screachers cant multiply and i have 2-3 shotguns so taking down the ass blasters would be a sinch.


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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-23 19:11:08 Reply

hmmm i may survive in a zombie film ive seen all of the dead films by romero so i havea good idea of what not to do like stand near a open window witha bunch of crazed rednecks on the loose

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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-23 19:11:28 Reply

Bring on the zombies. all i need is a stash of weapons and a HUGE shitload of ammmo. o ya and a truck in case there's too many. then i just run over themasses

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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-23 19:15:25 Reply

I would like to know how I would fare in a zombie movie.

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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-23 19:20:31 Reply

Zombies for me, my dad and I go hunting so i guees that would help?


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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-23 19:22:57 Reply

At 10/23/05 07:11 PM, Unreal_Me wrote: Bring on the zombies. all i need is a stash of weapons and a HUGE shitload of ammmo. o ya and a truck in case there's too many. then i just run over themasses

theres one big problem with that. Remember the weapon shop owner in the remake of Dawn of the Dead? He had all the guns in the world... BUT NO DAMN FOOD! he used to play a snipeing game with the survivors across the the street at the mall by them holding up a bilboard with that zombies 'name' and he had to get a headshot. I even remember him saying that when he made a molotov with jack daniels and chucked at the zombies that "The molotov didnt do anything to them. they just cought on fire. They smelled like freshly cooked ribs too. I was about to jump down there and start eating!"
HE WAS ABOUT TO EAT ZOMBIES!!!! Thats not good!

So, my fine sir, your plan is faitally flawed.


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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-23 19:30:34 Reply

You spelt "Fatally" wrong.
how long would I last against Jason? Or Predator?
I never liked Van Helsing, so I'd probably be killed, but how well would I do in the Alien movies?

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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-23 19:33:24 Reply

Would I do good against Jason?


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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-23 19:35:36 Reply

Considering that pathetic first number thought he could survive in a vampire story, I thought I'd show him up - and, yes, I write thriller stories, most of which evolve around such supernaturals... plus, my name is Myst... c'mon... Myst!

So, obviously, without reason, because I am the God of the underworld, I would survive in any vampire story, or even of the mixed sort with werewolves as well... why? Because I know more about those two species than most of you.

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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-24 16:42:12 Reply

bump


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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-24 16:50:26 Reply

im pretty sure i would survive in a zombie invasion having the zombie survival guide by Matt Brooks and knowing alot about zombies from the resi evil anthology completin them all yay os thetre


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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-24 17:12:31 Reply

C'MON Vertigo200! START DOING THESE AGAIN! I really want to see if i would survive a tremors movie or not!


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Response to Will you survive a horror movie-II 2005-10-25 17:05:52 Reply

... why start a topic that has potential of being around for awhile and not fucking posting in it!


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