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i live over here
and don't send checks
gimme the car
and i'll give you secks

Give me some dosh, and ill give you a nosh.

Sarai can I give you anal?

Hi I like Mayonnaise

Awww this is all (mostly) so sweet, I'll have to dole out some real prizes after I've read them all properly...

Thanks for cheering me up!

At 10/11/05 04:03 PM, Sarai wrote: Awww this is all (mostly) so sweet, I'll have to dole out some real prizes after I've read them all properly...

Thanks for cheering me up!

Some petit pois?
Have some foix gras!
And some Vin de Loire....
plus a ménage à trois.

Oh dear lord no
Why won't this die?
I wish you stopped sucking
You are making baby Jesus cry.

At 10/12/05 01:43 PM, Jossos wrote: Oh dear lord no
Why won't this die?
I wish you stopped sucking
You are making baby Jesus cry.

Haha thanks, Li.
I laughed till I peed.

I dare you to come drink my tapwater. tapwater isn't supposed to be for direct humanconsumption and anyone who says otherwise sucks.

At 10/12/05 01:50 PM, Jossos wrote: I dare you to come drink my tapwater. tapwater isn't supposed to be for direct humanconsumption and anyone who says otherwise sucks.

Wrong fucking thread.

At 10/12/05 01:52 PM, Jossos wrote:

At 10/12/05 01:50 PM, Jossos wrote: I dare you to come drink my tapwater. tapwater isn't supposed to be for direct humanconsumption and anyone who says otherwise sucks.

Wrong fucking thread.

lol. U made a funny.

At 10/12/05 01:43 PM, Jossos wrote: Oh dear lord no
Why won't this die?
I wish you stopped sucking
You are making baby Jesus cry.

You and your bump
like a dry hump
despite your strife
gave this thread new life.

At 10/12/05 02:51 PM, TheShrike wrote:
You and your bump
like a dry hump
despite your strife
gave this thread new life.

Your ugly face makes grannies cry
You cause my womb to die
I wish I had some tasty pie
And for now, bye.

Come on guys, bumping this thread when I already doled out the prize to the winner is nasty!

Also your final poems are nasty!

:(

*cries*

ehem, ehem.

I can see what you see not,

Vision milky then eyes rot.

When you turn they will be gone,

Whispering their hidden song.

Then you see what can not be,

Shadows move where light should be.

Out of darkness, out of mind,

Cast down, into the halls, of the blind.

At 10/13/05 02:21 PM, Jossos wrote: Your ugly face makes grannies cry
You cause my womb to die
I wish I had some tasty pie
And for now, bye.

Turd bird word herd.

Oh what a crime,
to see you all rhyme.
For this E-chick,
who ain't touchin' yo dick.
She may be fine,
but surely not mine.
Y'all are pathetic,
my verses majestic.

Werd

At 10/17/05 03:17 PM, TheShrike wrote:

At 10/13/05 02:21 PM, Jossos wrote: Your ugly face makes grannies cry
You cause my womb to die
I wish I had some tasty pie
And for now, bye.

Turd bird word herd.

assured.

At 10/17/05 03:38 PM, Daedalus- wrote:

At 10/17/05 03:17 PM, TheShrike wrote:

At 10/13/05 02:21 PM, Jossos wrote: Your ugly face makes grannies cry
You cause my womb to die
I wish I had some tasty pie
And for now, bye.

Turd bird word herd.

assured.

You're all a plural nerd.

Let me get this straight,
You rile up these poor boys' lusts
Just to feel better?

I'll admit it's cold,
But very funny to watch.
It is a cheap laugh.

So I guess it's fine.
There's no skin off my back, right?
Glad you feel better.

As for these poems,
I like to write in haiku,
So fuckin sue me.

(4 haikus 4 the win)

At 10/18/05 01:57 PM, Jossos wrote:

At 10/17/05 03:38 PM, Daedalus- wrote:

At 10/17/05 03:17 PM, TheShrike wrote:

At 10/13/05 02:21 PM, Jossos wrote: Your ugly face makes grannies cry
You cause my womb to die
I wish I had some tasty pie
And for now, bye.

Turd bird word herd.

assured.

You're all a plural nerd.

You just want the last word.

Hmm...Google time.

At 10/19/05 03:36 PM, TheShrike wrote:

You're all a plural nerd.

You just want the last word.

Rest assured. From me the last word will be heard.

There once was a man from Nantucket
He saw this thread and e-fucked it
And when he was spent
He felt such regret
He pleaded for mods to lock it.

At 10/10/05 03:57 PM, Sarai wrote: Price: A good poem

My pen0r is hard
I'll stick it up j00r tight ass
Untill I touch heart

Forgive my nerdish attempt, for I don't like cars, nor girls that much.
<3

Kill Someone

You take a blade
You go outside
Hide in the shade
Now finally decide
The victim doesn't know
You lunge with great haste
Time for them to go
Now with weapon placed
Blood stains the ground
You run without your blade
The weapon is found
And now you're running afraid
They find you and arrest you
And you're sentenced to death
So they ask you if you have any last words
And you speak those words, and take your last breath

The words spoken clear, make them hesitate
They execute the action, and then they debate
Now they feel guilty, because of your speech
Now looking back, this is what you had to teach

"I killed a man in the midst of insanity
But who am I to take one from humanity
I ended their life, they were not guilty of crime
And so now I must be put to the end of my time
But I ask you this, are you in favor of war?
Humans all fighting, we don't know what for
You provide them with weapons, and send them to fight
All of this bloodshed, claimed for our rights
The enemy you kill, they are not guilty of crime
So why don't they get punished, why do I do the time?
I killed an innocent man, they killed many more
I'm deemed a murderer, they're heroes of war"

1st:
Sarai I can sense your sadness
The mud that a few posts can't wash away

Driven to the brink of madness
Fighting for one smile, to face the day

Prechorus:
Repressing sheer anxiety
A fear of pending cruelty
Relax my dear, a few weeks and you'll see

Chorus:
When all of your rage
Has turned to dust
And all of your fear
Has turned to lust

With a spring in your step
And your head held high
You can tell that dumb bitch
I hope you die . . .I hope you die

2nd:
You see man never knows
What he has got
Until the second he sees
That he has not

And choices he's made
He'll soon regret
When he see's that Sarai
Was the best he'd ever get

Repeat Chorus.

Well, I tried for ya . . .Not really a poem . . .All the best.

At 10/20/05 03:11 AM, Jossos wrote: Rest assured. From me the last word will be heard.

Ok.

At 10/20/05 03:03 PM, TheShrike wrote:
Ok.

They should have you nutered :(