Like when your bathroom is connected to your mom's room and you're taking a dump and you hear your mom making moaning sounds.
Or when your other bathroom is also your laundry room and pantry and you're taking a shit and your sister comes in and grabs some chocolate from the shelf and sniffs and smells your shit.
Or like when I went to the store once, and my friend, Mr. Socko, got himself stuck in some cute girls mouth when she asked what he was... That was sad.
Yay for more Alliance Happy Fun Time Good Hour!
At 10/10/05 04:15 AM, QuikFox wrote: Yay for more Alliance Happy Fun Time Good Hour!
Dude, Alliance Happy Fun Time Good Hour was two hours ago. We're already into Super Crazy Alliance Orgy Fun Time Sodomy Hour.
At 10/10/05 04:17 AM, -IAMCanadian- wrote:At 10/10/05 04:15 AM, QuikFox wrote: Yay for more Alliance Happy Fun Time Good Hour!Dude, Alliance Happy Fun Time Good Hour was two hours ago. We're already into Super Crazy Alliance Orgy Fun Time Sodomy Hour.
ORGY!
SODOMY!
Awesome... Too bad I can't have sex because I'm a monk.
At 10/10/05 04:10 AM, Grandfather wrote: The scariest one is when you get your "precious jewels" stuck in your fly. That happened to me when I was like 5 and I started crying :'(
I always wanted to know how people even do that, I mean I always put my junk
back in my underwear before I close my fly.
Do these people just not wear undergarments?
R.I.P LIVECORPSE
At 10/10/05 04:17 AM, -IAMCanadian- wrote: Dude, Alliance Happy Fun Time Good Hour was two hours ago. We're already into Super Crazy Alliance Orgy Fun Time Sodomy Hour.
God dammit, I need to remeber to hook my tivo up to the mircowave so I don't miss these kinds of things. See, even more reason to just build tivo into microwaves.
scariest thing was comming out of a hosptial and this guy who looked like he was badly burned scarred face was standing there and i said hey its not halloween asshole
he cried
Dark Kisses In Sweet Places
At 10/10/05 04:25 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: scariest thing was comming out of a hosptial and this guy who looked like he was badly burned scarred face was standing there and i said hey its not halloween asshole
he cried
deja vous.
I think that was me, I had just got flamed real bad for trying to have cybersex with an e-cat on neopets.
the scarys situation is when you going to get killed,or you going to die.
I once got on newgrounds and watched a flash...
At 10/10/05 04:20 AM, Enoll wrote:At 10/10/05 04:10 AM, Grandfather wrote: The scariest one is when you get your "precious jewels" stuck in your fly. That happened to me when I was like 5 and I started crying :'(I always wanted to know how people even do that, I mean I always put my junk
back in my underwear before I close my fly.
Do these people just not wear undergarments?
I think I may have done tthat when I was real small. Most people learn to put their junk back in because of those experences. It sure makes you remember.
At 10/10/05 04:10 AM, Grandfather wrote: The scariest one is when you get your "precious jewels" stuck in your fly. That happened to me when I was like 5 and I started crying :'(
OUCH you mean kinda like in that movie "SOMETHING ABOUT MARY" heh sigh never has that happen but i could imagine the pain....
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I once got attacked by a swarm of first graders. Thery are crazy biting kicking pinching you name it. fucking terrorists
Scariest situation I've been in recently was waiting for my lift home after a night out drinking and a pair of even drunker Aboriginals approached me asking if I was going to Legends (another local pub), the size of my jeans and then if they could borrow my jeans. He even sweetened the deal by saying I could wear his pants. Since I was leaning against a fence at the time it only took the two of them to surround me and you never know what strange drunk men will do to you when you're out at night alone.
Luckily I kept my jeans on.
At 10/10/05 10:21 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: Luckily I kept my jeans on.
Oh, but they didn't?
At 10/10/05 04:17 AM, -IAMCanadian- wrote:At 10/10/05 04:15 AM, QuikFox wrote: Yay for more Alliance Happy Fun Time Good Hour!Dude, Alliance Happy Fun Time Good Hour was two hours ago. We're already into Super Crazy Alliance Orgy Fun Time Sodomy Hour.
Sign me up.
At 10/10/05 04:10 AM, Grandfather wrote: The scariest one is when you get your "precious jewels" stuck in your fly. That happened to me when I was like 5 and I started crying :'(
One of my friends did that too his dick on a 5 day feild trip. He screamed like hell. It was fucking funny.
There is no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your arm or head is stuck in something.
At 10/10/05 02:16 PM, Mr_Pope wrote: There is no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your arm or head is stuck in something.
That is so true. It's inexplicable.
Yea, like when you can fit your head between two bars, and then you have trouble getting it back through? There's that split second of "OHFUCKSHIT." Hopefully things work out, though.
Allow me to list some of the scarier moments in life, though:
-When the condom breaks
-When you nut in a girls mouth, and see her coming back up, attempting to kiss you
-When you're on a plane, and overhear the Captain say, "So how do I make the wheels go down on this sucker..."
(This actually happened to a friend of a friend)
-When you wake up in the morning in bed with a girl, and realize you have shit yourself overnight
Those are just a few, gentlemen.
Or when you jump out of a plane and gravity is all like "I've got you" and you're like "No." and then BOOM!
Failgrounds.
At 10/10/05 04:26 AM, SupremeEviL wrote:At 10/10/05 04:25 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: scariest thing was comming out of a hosptial and this guy who looked like he was badly burned scarred face was standing there and i said hey its not halloween asshole
he cried
hahaha omg how the fuck did u feel after that
blah omg im so bored someone gimme a song to download
At 10/10/05 10:28 AM, foot_ wrote: Sign me up.
http://jconserv.net/..le.php?mode=register
You need to make a password. : (
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