Lol@RoadRage

[MidnyteRayne]

So I was at Vons (a supermarket in Southern Cali.) with my dad earlier today and we were on the freeway home. The road to home goes one way, and the oncoming lanes are down a hill. So we are on the road and some fuckhead in a shitty Volvo just comes into our lane out of nowhere. Now on this stretch of road, hitting the brakes would send a car spinning and probably down the hill into the other side of the freeway, so we have to go OFF the fucking freeway into the median, hitting a shitload of bushes There isn't much to do because this asshole is driving alongside us the whole way, throwing jacking off motions out the window. So anyways, dickhead's window is rolled down, so I roll down my window, give him the finger, and throw my hot coffee out the window at him.

Happiness costs only 3 dollars when you are assured some dickhead has permanent scars from his face to his crotch.

Teh Edn.

Haha, beautiful story ;D

[Masculine]

That's why kids these days shouldn't masturbate so much.

[Gi-go]

Stop supporting the rage home boy

[shift]

That fucking hilarious. Wish you had a vid of that. Congrats on handing a jerk his ass.

[MadScientistNG]

What happened to him afterwards? I'm sure a nice splash of hot coffee to the face would cause him to involuntarily move, so maybe he crashed into those bushes you were talking about. I wish I could go to Cali to do some downhill drifting and end up killing myself.

[Legionnaire-X]

Noice.

[Der-Ubermensch]

At 10/9/05 11:00 PM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote:

Happiness costs only 3 dollars when you are assured some dickhead has permanent scars from his face to his crotch.

Teh Edn.

You're 15 and drinking coffee? I'm sure child services would love to get their hands on that bit of info...

[Cypheruss]

haha pwned,callthe cops on him, he's probubly drunk,ram him off the road(he will be fine he's in a volvo),also about the coffie tell the cops he spilt it on himself when he reared off the road and crashed.

[MidnyteRayne]

At 10/9/05 11:05 PM, Mad-Scientist wrote: What happened to him afterwards? I'm sure a nice splash of hot coffee to the face would cause him to involuntarily move, so maybe he crashed into those bushes you were talking about. I wish I could go to Cali to do some downhill drifting and end up killing myself.

After I threw it at him, I know he slowed down considerably, and I know a couple cars had to move to avoid him, but after we avoided him, we had to speed up to at least 90 on the median to pass a bunch of cars in the left hand lane and get back on the road, at which point we had just gone around a turn. We can assume he's fine, yet we can also assume he's ded or in the hospital.

Assholes get what they deserve.

[MidnyteRayne]

At 10/9/05 11:06 PM, -Ubermensch- wrote: You're 15 and drinking coffee? I'm sure child services would love to get their hands on that bit of info...

In what Nazi regime is it illegal to drink coffee at 15?

[Der-Ubermensch]

At 10/9/05 11:09 PM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote:

Assholes get what they deserve.

He could have easily pressed charges on you for assault. Give that a little thought.

[Cypheruss]

At 10/9/05 11:10 PM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote:

At 10/9/05 11:06 PM, -Ubermensch- wrote: You're 15 and drinking coffee? I'm sure child services would love to get their hands on that bit of info...

In what Nazi regime is it illegal to drink coffee at 15?

they wouldn't care about a 15 and on the freeway, but godforbid he is drinking coffie

[MidnyteRayne]

At 10/9/05 11:11 PM, -Ubermensch- wrote: He could have easily pressed charges on you for assault. Give that a little thought.

And I couldn't do the same for trying to drive both my dad and I off a busy freeway?

Thought so.

[Cypheruss]

one time the like 16 year was being a total ass on his motor scooter, he got neer me and call me a fucker whil he was riding by.
so one day I was walking home from my friends house after a paintball war in his backyard,anyway I saw him from a distand(the scooter guy) I hid in the bushes nearby , haha shot him 2 time in the face , haha he flew off his scooter he tryed finding out who shot him haha I shot him in the back and went back to my friends house to be safe so if he trys chaseing me we would come back with paintball guns and own his ass.

[Hyperion]

At 10/9/05 11:09 PM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote: Assholes get what they deserve.

You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the dark side, not join it!

I concur.

[Gi-go]

At 10/9/05 11:10 PM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote:

At 10/9/05 11:06 PM, -Ubermensch- wrote: You're 15 and drinking coffee? I'm sure child services would love to get their hands on that bit of info...

In what Nazi regime is it illegal to drink coffee at 15?

I've been drinking coffee and Redbulls for 5 or 6 years. I'm really healthy too.

Officially hijacked

[MidnyteRayne]

At 10/9/05 11:27 PM, Gi-go wrote:

At 10/9/05 11:10 PM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote:

At 10/9/05 11:06 PM, -Ubermensch- wrote: You're 15 and drinking coffee? I'm sure child services would love to get their hands on that bit of info...

In what Nazi regime is it illegal to drink coffee at 15?

I've been drinking coffee and Redbulls for 5 or 6 years. I'm really healthy too.

Officially hijacked

Coffee and Monsters are the way to go. I'm already 5' 10", I don't need to worry about stunting my growth =/

[KucamongaKid]

Welcome to California, the land of terrible drivers.

[Gi-go]

Coffee and Monsters are the way to go. I'm already 5' 10", I don't need to worry about stunting my growth =/

Monsters are too sweet for me, but yeah, im 6'1