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Jercurpac
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How to win any arguement! 2005-10-09 22:22:09 Reply

Arguing is hard, when I make a statement here on the BBS and someone disagrees with me it defend my pride (and lets face it, you have to fight back). That means I have to make a response thats sensible and is backed up with facts to actually prove my point. To say nothing of staying on topic, not going off onto another point that I can argue for even though it has nothing to do with what I originally said.

To hell with putting any effort into my posts I say! I've discovered something amazing that makes me win every arguement I'm in without putting any effort into my posts. You might think that this amazing technique must have taken years of practice and effort. Actually its really quite simple, not matter what the person you are arguing against says, no matter how good of a point he makes, I just shrug it off and tell him that he's taking the issue too seriously, its that easy. It doesn't matter that I took the issue seriously enough to make a post about it in the first place, because I've completely turned the arguement around without doing any arguing. And if the person decides to keep arguing I'll just tell him to "Calm down, it just the internet." Game Set. Match.


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Response to How to win any arguement! 2005-10-09 22:24:25 Reply

you're taking this arguing thing too seriously.


So I'm basically awesome.
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Response to How to win any arguement! 2005-10-09 22:24:37 Reply

I am so using this... ALL THE TIME, thank you a lot


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Response to How to win any arguement! 2005-10-09 22:24:54 Reply

At 10/9/05 10:24 PM, CaptainObvi0us wrote: you're taking this arguing thing too seriously.

Pwnt

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Response to How to win any arguement! 2005-10-09 22:26:00 Reply

At 10/9/05 10:24 PM, CaptainObvi0us wrote: you're taking this arguing thing too seriously.

Calm down, it's just the internet.


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Response to How to win any arguement! 2005-10-09 22:28:03 Reply

Arguments are good for you.

Debating things makes you smarter.
(Well, most of the time) :)

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Response to How to win any arguement! 2005-10-09 22:28:57 Reply

At 10/9/05 10:26 PM, Jercurpac wrote:
At 10/9/05 10:24 PM, CaptainObvi0us wrote: you're taking this arguing thing too seriously.
Calm down, it's just the internet.

*punchs Jercurpac kin the face* well i didnt win the argument but i feel better

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Response to How to win any arguement! 2005-10-09 22:29:23 Reply

At 10/9/05 10:26 PM, Jercurpac wrote:
At 10/9/05 10:24 PM, CaptainObvi0us wrote: you're taking this arguing thing too seriously.
Calm down, it's just the internet.

so, the teacher has become the teacher

i didn't see THAT coming

So I'm basically awesome.
Original NG chat lives and thrives here.