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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-09 16:40:49 Reply

When i'm happy...i jerk off...when i'm sad i wack my meat...when im lonely i spurt my snake...when im bored i touch Mr. happy.

Yeah...that's a bunch of diff things you could do.

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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-09 16:41:34 Reply

At 10/9/05 03:58 PM, mister_maggot wrote: Makes me sad all the time. I'm glad I still have my guitar to help me trough those shitty moments.
Tell me, what do you do when you feel very sad?

I play guitar too when Im sad!

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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-09 16:44:13 Reply

so long and good night im goin 2 die so wats the wrst thing i cut say im cut my wrist after skwl 2 day so long and gud night so long and goo night *+* uses arm a fiddle and razor blade as lil stick thing and slashes wrists *+*

emo twats


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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-09 16:58:35 Reply

At 10/9/05 04:44 PM, Lil_Jak wrote: so long and good night im goin 2 die so wats the wrst thing i cut say im cut my wrist after skwl 2 day so long and gud night so long and goo night *+* uses arm a fiddle and razor blade as lil stick thing and slashes wrists *+*

emo twats

maggot said none of that stuff. People do get sad you know. Everyone gets sad, its all about how you handle it. Good or bad. Emo's obviously can't handle it.


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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-09 17:28:16 Reply

Listen to Korn and HIM, that helps for me...


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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-09 17:32:24 Reply

make up with my gf then proceeded to make up sex.

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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-09 17:34:44 Reply

my girlfriend doesnt make me sad. Maybe yours needs like....an enhancer or something.

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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-09 17:35:54 Reply

At 10/9/05 05:34 PM, TheWhiteDarthVader wrote: my girlfriend doesnt make me sad. Maybe yours needs like....an enhancer or something.

Or maybe maggot need an enhancer. ;)


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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-09 17:36:12 Reply

At 10/9/05 03:58 PM, mister_maggot wrote: Makes me sad all the time. I'm glad I still have my guitar to help me trough those shitty moments.

Geez, I hate people like you, I bet you cant play worth a shit. I've been playing for 4 years and im so sick of you "Hey look I have a guitar" People. If you're the person I know you are you'll reply to me with a whitty "oh yeah? well i did ur mom" statement. ....
but of course now you wont

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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-09 17:37:10 Reply

Two words:

Donkey Punch

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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-09 17:37:39 Reply

Tell me, what do you do when you feel very sad?

Titties.


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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-09 17:40:00 Reply

my girlfriend gets up set for no reason then goes sorry. i'm all like wtf then we make out. its a weird relationship but it works

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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-09 17:42:35 Reply

At 10/9/05 05:36 PM, Gi-go wrote: Geez, I hate people like you, I bet you cant play worth a shit. I've been playing for 4 years and im so sick of you "Hey look I have a guitar" People. If you're the person I know you are you'll reply to me with a whitty "oh yeah? well i did ur mom" statement. ....
but of course now you wont

I think he's been playing about 3 or 4 years. I know he has a Gibson and I think he's pretty good.

And you know that you're a complete twat, 'I've been playing 4 years so I can rub it in people's faces and act like I'm Jimmy - Fucking - Page."

How long you play means fuck all. Its about what you play, how you play it.
Any fucker can play Stairway To Heaven... but could you write a song that good?

Steve Vai is a technically better player than Les Paul... But Les Paul's been playing a fuck load longer.

Page and Beck started playing at the same time, and are both probably identical technically (since they were childhood friends/jamming partners). But did Beck write as many classics as Page?
Fuck no!

At the end of the day it come's down to originality and passion.
I hate arrogant fucks like you. We've not heard you play. You've not heard maggot play. Don't judge fuck all.


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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-09 17:42:39 Reply

At 10/9/05 03:58 PM, mister_maggot wrote: Makes me sad all the time. I'm glad I still have my guitar to help me trough those shitty moments.
Tell me, what do you do when you feel very sad?

VideoGames let you forget all the bad crap you lived for that moment. For me, at least. FPS and action games are very good if you are angry and want to quit your anger

or just punch something, but not a leaving being, but an animated pixel yes

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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-09 18:09:37 Reply


And you know that you're a complete twat, 'I've been playing 4 years so I can rub it in people's faces and act like I'm Jimmy - Fucking - Page."

I wasnt saying I was good, just fimiliar with it. I dont go around making sure everybody knows I can play guitar

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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-09 18:11:00 Reply

At 10/9/05 03:58 PM, mister_maggot wrote: Makes me sad all the time. I'm glad I still have my guitar to help me trough those shitty moments.
Tell me, what do you do when you feel very sad?

emo.

Girlfriends aren't dumb, dont say they are, they're your point of sexual relief.


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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-09 18:12:23 Reply

At 10/9/05 04:03 PM, GameCubeFreak2004 wrote: Play video games. Beating little defenseless people/animals really makes me happy.

that works for me...either that or just ya know hang out with my friends and go crazy and forget about it and move on

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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-09 18:14:49 Reply

whine like a little emo bitch and go cut yourself in the corner.

Or you could call her up and talk to her about it.

anyway, i also play guitar to drown some of my sorrows. gives me inspiration sometimes (im not emo)

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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-09 18:23:36 Reply

At 10/9/05 04:03 PM, GameCubeFreak2004 wrote: Play video games. Beating little defenseless people/animals really makes me happy.

Ditto.


Does anybody even read these?

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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-10 10:31:20 Reply

At 10/9/05 05:36 PM, Gi-go wrote: Geez, I hate people like you, I bet you cant play worth a shit. I've been playing for 4 years and im so sick of you "Hey look I have a guitar" People. If you're the person I know you are you'll reply to me with a whitty "oh yeah? well i did ur mom" statement. ....
but of course now you wont

Nah, I never reply like that. But here's my reply, I do play in a band and that band did play on several festivals this year. Of course none of them were as big as Ozzfest or Rock Werchter, but they weren't shitty festivals. Do you know Texas? I don't like them very much, but they played at the same festival as my band. In November we're going to record our first album, right now we're writing stuff. The album will be realeased at A small company owned by Virgin. There will be 2500 CDs made, and that's pretty much for a starterband. If you'd like to here some songs, give me your e-mail and I'll send them. And if you check my posts, you will notice that this is the first time I bring this up. So don't you fucking tell me I'm a poser. Twat.

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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-10 10:32:22 Reply

you fuck your gutair?


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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-10 10:34:31 Reply

At 10/9/05 05:42 PM, -Nev- wrote: stuff that PWND the shit out of Gi-Go

Thanks man, I really apriciate your friendship around here.
I seriously hope you become a Mod some day, guys like you keep me coming to the BBS.

%My God! I really am becoming Emo ;-D!%

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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-10 10:34:45 Reply

At 10/9/05 04:31 PM, lagatag wrote: Girlfriends either suck real bad, or are the best thing that can happen

Mine's the best thing that can happen =D She coming today to celebrate 1/2 year of being together yay! =D lol

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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-10 10:38:22 Reply

At 10/9/05 03:58 PM, mister_maggot wrote: Tell me, what do you do when you feel very sad?

Just take long walks outside, or play my guitar and write war poems.

I prefer taking long walks though.

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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-10 10:39:01 Reply

At 10/9/05 06:11 PM, HAcoreRD wrote: emo.

Well yeah, you look pretty cool on your profile-pic Chief.

Girlfriends aren't dumb, dont say they are, they're your point of sexual relief.

At least I have one. And matter of a fact, things are good between us.
And I never said girlfriends are dumb, and no I do not believe you have ever had sex.

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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-10 10:44:03 Reply

My God, I'm annoyed by all the guys that keep saying I'm emo.
I'm sorry I'm not such a bad guy as you guys.
I do feel sad from time to time, but do get over it. So I guess I'm not that emo as you guys think.
But waiting for someone to post about feelings,and than trying to show how Bad-ass you are... Dudes, that's just pathetic...

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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-10 10:44:06 Reply

At 10/10/05 10:39 AM, mister_maggot wrote:
At 10/9/05 06:11 PM, HAcoreRD wrote:
At least I have one. And matter of a fact, things are good between us.
And I never said girlfriends are dumb, and no I do not believe you have ever had sex.

I had sex only months after my 13th birthday! =D

... 26 months, that is...

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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-10 10:45:41 Reply

At 10/9/05 03:58 PM, mister_maggot wrote: Makes me sad all the time. I'm glad I still have my guitar to help me trough those shitty moments.
Tell me, what do you do when you feel very sad?

Sit feeling sorry for myself, shout or sleep.

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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-10 10:53:42 Reply

If she makes you sad all the time, then she is obiviously not good for you. Dump her.

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Response to Stupid girlfriend 2005-10-10 10:57:09 Reply

Fuck sake you're never satisfied, kill her if she makes you so sad, then grief over her and realise the irony, it will be great >:(


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